10 Types Of People I Do Not Understand
January 16th, 2006
1. The Annoying People On Friendster
yes, you know the type. they are the ones who add you as a ‘friend’ even though they dont know you. i suspect the victims of Annoying People On Friendster (APOF) are preyed upon because they are in possession of boobage and are armed with the notable ability of taking kawaii pictures of themselves from a downward angle coupled with a strategically-placed peace sign next to their cheek. either that or all APOF think that girls who write “hUh?~ wHaT iS tHiSzsszs~~~” under Affiliations are too dense to realize that they arent actually acquainted with said APOF. oh well, whatever works.
these people get even more annoying when they message you with a ‘hi, can i know u ar? u are very sexy. my name is Tommy-chai and my number is 012-#######. call me when you free ok!’ not once, not twice, but 38403985 times until you get pissed and tell them to fck off for flooding your inbox. and then they message you another 28940385 times to apologize for flooding your inbox. then you find out that they’ve rightclick-saved your pics and uploaded them to their own profile with the caption ‘this is my hot and sexy girlfriend, hands off guys!’. riiight, okay. is this after the 39th time your request for Friend Authorization has been denied, or just the 38th?
i dont get it. Add Friend means you must add your friends, right? why simply go around adding ppl you dunno? very cool issit now, you got 16 accounts full of people that you dont even know? yea lah got all the lengluis and all the Singapore Top Models or whatever, but who are you kidding, nobody really believes that you know all those chicks ok?
2. People On Friendster Who Don’t Add Strangers But Actually Do
“hi, this is a friends-only account so please dont add me unless you know me kthxbai”. okay how many times do we see this line under People I Would Like To Meet? i have lost count of the number of strangers who have that line in their profile yet have taken the liberty to add me up anyway. “but i dont know you,” my message reads. their reply? “it’s okay, Friendster is for making friends!” yes, sure it is, you hypocritical face-saving little bitch with 16 Friendster accounts!
3. Old Men
i dont understand some old men. if you are well in your 30’s and happily married why do you want me to meet up with you at a hotel? that’s just sick. i’m a minor and you’re twice my age. dont kid me, dont kid yourself, dont kid your wife. also dont request nude pics of me while you’re at it. i mean, come on, we’re supposed to be friends. dont pretend to be all buddy-buddy with me, buy me nice things, sweet-talk me and then expect me to get in bed with you at the end of the day. i may be young but i’m not stupid. try another girl, perhaps.
if i were in my 30’s, i wouldnt even go near any girl who’s aged below 20. would YOU? quick, tell me guys, if you were in your 30’s would you chat up a girl who’s below 20? what will your reasons be?
4. People Who Remain In Abusive Relationships
if he hits you, you should walk out.
though i know it’s not always that simple for all cases, but the ones i do know of are not really all that complicated. just walk out. why is it so difficult? quit with all the histrionics about how you cant live without so-and-so. that’s what they all say. you gotta read some Nicholas Sparks. and start loving yourself, baby. life goes on. and it should not involve being physically abused by someone whom you claim loves you just as much as you love him.
5. My Classmates
wah, this one no need for me to elaborate i think. i’ve been bitching about this my whole life.
6. Forum Trolls
hey who ever gets these people? over at RBJ, we just had another one of those idiots who went around picking bones with everybody and just being plain rude while trying to start ‘intelligent debates’. she got so many debate threads locked up (sorry, no exact figure, i lost count) and so many people riled up that she was banned within 24 hours. all this while under anonymity, of course.
what’s the point, really? you sign up at a discussion forum, bellyache and cause ruckus, everyone hates you … and then what? does this fulfill some warped attention-seeking need deep inside of you? what do you get at the end of the day? the justification to your freakishly insane smirks behind the computer screen because you “BURNNNNEEEED!” a few forum admins and moderators? is it very accomplishing to know that you’ve single-handedly managed to make a few people lose their cool? oh, ameliesavatar, you are so influential.
7. Blog Police
okay i’m sure we all know the Xiaxue and The Handicapped Toilets uproar. and the Xiaxue and Kuala Lumpur Sucks uproar. and the Xiaxue and the B-word uproar. and the Xiaxue and The Endorsements uproar. and of course the very latest Xiaxue and Xialanxue uproar! (i admit, i follow all her controversies wan. i cant help it, it’s addictive)
so of course a lot of bloggers (particularly the malaysian ones) are a bit annoyed at her because the last time she came up to KL she completely dissed our city and it’s people and then strutted back to singapore claiming that all malaysia’s good for is the shoes. so when bloggers are annoyed, what do bloggers do? of course they bitch about it on their blog, becauseeeeee ‘what, cannot ar, it’s MY blog okay?! if you dont like then dont read!’
so after said bitching has been done and the comment box is open for commenting, we get all these people accusing said bloggers of leeching traffic off the whole debacle.
:O
i mean have you ever heard anything so stupid. some of these bloggers dont even need the extra traffic. what’s another 200 to a teeming tracker-count of 5000+ a day? it’s almost miscellaneous. i swear, this whole accusation thing feels like some … blogreaders way of making themselves feel important. like wah, you reading my blog because of the whole Xiaxue and Handicapped Toilets issue is SUCH AN HONOUR! can i praise the Lord and give thanks to the issue because it brought me more oh-so-wondrous traffic, ie you?!
then of course there are those fellas who comment things like ‘hey why dont you leave xiaxue alone? that is her blog ok! freedom of speech! freedom of speech!’. and then such remarks are always followed by the famous ‘hypocrite! if she can say what she wants then so can i’ line that is 2nd only to the ‘if you dont like then please click the little x on the upper right corner of your browser kthxbai!’ line, which in this time and age of blogging politics has almost become a mantra for most of us, sob sob.
can you people dont be so weird? sometimes when people blog, it’s not entirely for traffic. get over yourselves, you .. you .. traffic!
8. People Who Date Moneysuckers
sorry babe, she dont love you for you.
9. Stalkers
okay this i really want to know. when a person follows a girl from behind for a whole day, from the moment she leaves her house till the moment she goes back home, does that person not feel in the least bit CREEPY?! stalkers are weird. we all know that. it is a fact. you cannot just follow people around and try to take upskirt photos without being deemed a freaky person whom the cops should be called on. so why do people stalk people and behave like it’s the most normal thing on earth to do? i mean i understand why people stalk, but why do they not find anything wrong with doing it?!
10. Malaysian Police
sorry lah, i must for this one occasion throw away my goggles of blind patriotism. ugh no matter how many times they behave like arrogant stuck up anal-retentive assholes whilst asking for bribes, i can never bring myself to get over the audacity of our police. why cant they do their job with honesty? is it that hard? does the fact that they are our country’s law enforcers by occupation mean anything to them? are roadblocks all they live for? such scum. i spit on them.
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33 Comments Add your own
1. Kevin | January 16th, 2006 at 4:49 am
1. Okla I don’t know much cause I’m not hot like anything and I don’t take kawaii pics of myself haha but yea I don’t add people like I know them and I also reject people who tries to add me and I’m like OMGWTFBBQ WTF are u
2. AHAHAHAHAH THIS 1 SCREAMS JESSICA!!!
3. I think when I hit 30s…the youngest also like 21 and above haha
OKla the rest too lazy oledi zZzzz
2. pinkpau | January 16th, 2006 at 5:43 am
1. hey you shaddup, i still remember how we met okay!!!!
2. dont be mean to jessica!
3. haha reconfirm with me when u are 30+ ok .. :D
3. Jay | January 16th, 2006 at 6:31 am
I hate trolls.
4. Jay | January 16th, 2006 at 6:32 am
Not only friendster but any bloody site like that. What about those people that IM you and ask you why your ID is on their list. I hate them too.
5. Johann | January 16th, 2006 at 6:33 am
You should just post his phone number so he can be shamed ;)
Re (9), I think that is what they get off on it… the obsession overcomes any sort of “wrongness” about it
6. aifon | January 16th, 2006 at 6:59 am
Yea. Those 10 types of people you mentioned are totally UN-understandable. Especially on Friendster. Sick. And about Xiaxue and Xialanxue, haha, I’m addicted as well! Those bloggers feud are totally entertainment and while they are having war virtually, I’m laughing my ass off behind my 17” computer screen. And here’s comes another bloggers feud,the Blinkymummy issue. Why can’t they just blog like what how normal people do? Set aside all controversial issues, a blog can still be interesting, like yours i might say?
I reckon you do know who sarongpartygirl is. Sheesh kebab~they should just leave the blogosphere alone and let us bloggers AND “blog-ders” have some peace. Singaporean bloggers and Malaysian bloggers are flaming each other on the net. Our very own Kenny Sia is not any better. but he’s a funny dude.If the situation gets any worst, they might even BAN blogging or else it will cause more and more issues, we might even turn our backs against Singapore. Holy smokes~ I dont care if Xiaxue says we hav horrible cab-drivers here in KL and our beautiful KL is filled with wolf-whistling, lip smacking mat rempits, I still love this place.I patronize those cabbies on a frequent basis. How sad.
If they EVER ban blogging, where do people like me search for entertainment online? Online games doesnt appeal to me. Besides my usual assignment researches and friendster whoring moments, blog reading is what i enjoy doin! argh…bitch fights,juicy gossips,interesting un-chaotic topic.what’s better than that. No more XX and XLX feud?man..potong stim! I enjoy reading their war. Pathetic but still entertaining.
Well, Ive been following your blog for quite sometime and nevertheless is one of my favourites i can say. I googled abt Hilary Duff one fine day and VOILA~I found your blog. You had the anorexic version of Hilary’s picture on in one of your old blog entries which scared me shtiless.
Perhaps I’m one of the said “The Annoying People on Friendster” because I tried adding you and my request was never approved! but it’s alright, cuz I know, you never entertain strangers. I just find your writing interesting and original~ If I ever knew about Asian’s Best blog awards earlier, yours will have my vote, definitely. If you were at the KL Convention Centre for the education Fair last week, I think I saw you. Tall. and gorgeous. I dont judge people at the first impression but you just look charismatic. interesting. Okay, I’m beginning to sound like an obsessed stalker I think I should stop. This comment is bloody long it could be a blog entry post for a day!
But one more thing, just keep blogging and keep the whole world smiling=) I love reading your blog. yea.
7. Waifon | January 16th, 2006 at 7:04 am
Btw,thanks for putting Afdlin Shauki’s blog’s link at your page. He’s just amazing. He proved that Malaysia- totally- Boleh in the entertainment industry. Again, thanks for the link.
8. nina | January 16th, 2006 at 12:50 pm
har har at #6. I think she got burned so bad at another forum so she turned to rbj to be a bully. too bad for her.
oh, speaking of blogs… try this: http://bryanboy.com :)
9. scott | January 16th, 2006 at 1:52 pm
a/s/l ?
10. nat | January 16th, 2006 at 2:30 pm
when i was younger i used to create accounts, really! now that i think of it its like, wth was i doing back then. LOL. *_* actually, i jsut
11. me. | January 16th, 2006 at 5:09 pm
and you forgot the ones that sends friendster closing down messages non-stop.
and you forgot the ones that post a picture and say “eeyer i’m so ugly”.
:P
so many more!
12. Asyraf Lee | January 16th, 2006 at 6:42 pm
Totally agreed on the last one.
I still remember when I was the caretaker of my friend’s bike. I was stopped because I was just riding the damn bike -__-”
13. Gin | January 16th, 2006 at 6:45 pm
huahuahua ;p 10 onli ;p i tot u got more tim XD..whahahhaa
14. Charlie | January 16th, 2006 at 6:55 pm
I’d say something disparaging about XX but who knows… some of her rabid, frothing-at-the-mouth fans could be lurking around here somewhere. -_-
15. steph | January 16th, 2006 at 7:07 pm
amen girlfriend.
(ps. u forgot d arrogant guys, who think they’re the world’s most shagedelic beings and feel u up during the formal on the dance floor..or mebe dey were just drunk. )
16. argee | January 16th, 2006 at 10:59 pm
amen… annoying people make good blogging fodder. lol
17. vvens | January 16th, 2006 at 11:17 pm
neither me understand them. lol
i dislike people who add me in friendster when we dont know each other. some will say, why not? make new friends. but.. i dont.
18. Lainie | January 17th, 2006 at 12:07 am
haha…i’m a stalker (and stalkee), and fine with it both ends.
then again, by ’stalk’, i don’t do anything remotely close to what you just listed.
19. kawa | January 17th, 2006 at 12:47 am
I hate those who add you just for the “body count”. In fact, I have one in my list which I am about to delete off.
Ya know, I was gonna log in to friendster and add some people, perhaps include you but I think i”ll let things cool off a bit first haha…
20. pinkpau | January 17th, 2006 at 3:09 am
jay : hey did you ever get the pleasure of crossing paths with ameliesavatar? :D
johann : that’s just scary :( but you will find out 2 years from now when i come to steal jenny from you!
aifon/waifon : haha yeah the blinkymummy issue was what i was talking about when i said xx and xlx .. :D haha i think it’s the weirdest one so far. all this hate site rubbish .. so juvenile. and if everyone blogged like ‘normal people’ i think the blogosphere would be pretty boring .. :D who defines what normal is anyway? and hey i respect kenny sia, especially after he stood his ground for the allah plant post :) that was awesome. dont worry about blogging being banned, i dont think that’s gonna happen anytime too soon. oh haha so you’re one of those who surfed in by typing “hilary duff anorexic” under google images.. :D well i’m glad you got here then. and yes i was at the klcc edu fair! why didnt you come over and say hi?! i’m very nice in real life wan .. :D if you like afdlin shauki’s blog, check out patrick teoh’s and edwin sumun’s as well .. :) they’ve got a run of Actorlympics (did you go for the last?) coming up next month i believe!
nina : now i understand why people have this ‘bryanboy pose’ thing going on with their handbags!!!!!!!!! i never got it..!!
scott : would you be #1 or #3? :D
nat : haha your comment is chopped off..! do finish ur sentence!
me : OMG i hateeeeeee those friendster is closing down mssgs. irritating. flood my bulletin board only. i had to delete all those idiots off my list so i could view all the important bulletins without sifting through all that crap >:( as if all those surveys and ‘dont click ..!’ shit wasnt bad enough.
asyraf lee : i dun understand .. you were stopped cos you were riding the bike? what was your offence?
gin : 10’s enough for now .. :D i’ll just wait for some more inspiration
charlie : i dont think there are any here ..! haha they only exist within the boundaries of her blog i think, until she links her predator’s blog paired with a plea for help :D
steph : drunk and just being men!
argee : i know! they’re like my muse.
vvens : yalor as if adding the person and leaving him in your list for 3 years will make him your friend. haih! such weird ppl ..!
lainie : i hope you dont mean real life stalker/stalkee :D cos that’s the only definition of stalk i have in my dictionary!
kawa : yes you’d better wait ! :D
21. jay | January 17th, 2006 at 7:31 am
I was there for the whole ameliesavatar thing. I just did post in any of her threads.
22. Bryan | January 17th, 2006 at 2:40 pm
I just don’t understand the last one.
I’m stuck in between 30s and below 20s, so how? Can or not? :P
23. minishorts | January 17th, 2006 at 5:49 pm
this is such an excellent post, someone just had to recommend it to blogsmalaysia. *thumbs up*
24. nat | January 17th, 2006 at 9:46 pm
(i just like the feeling of creating accounts, wherever. emails, blogspot,neopets,tripod..whereever. i find online forms/polls so cute ;( i cannot resist creating accounts wherever i gooo.
HOW MEAN OF HTEM TO CUT OFF >:(
25. Vicnan | January 18th, 2006 at 12:58 am
Rawr. Trivia: I got one of the gals involved in the XX thingy into blogging. -.-
26. kristof | January 18th, 2006 at 12:40 pm
the low integrity of malaysian police is ovexaggerated by ranting uncles in mamaks. not that i’m saying they’re not bad. i’m saying they’re not that bad. have you driven a car?
forum trolls… heh.
the forum rules sticky
27. pinkpau | January 19th, 2006 at 7:00 am
jay : such a sad person, that one was ..
bryan : you wanna try? :D
minishorts : oh wow, very nice of that person :D do forward him/her my thanks if you’re on speaking terms ..!
nat : haha i think you’ll get bored of it sooner or later
vicnan : what girls? you mean the other chicks who did the hate site? yer. teach them some manners ler.
kristof : believe me, not. overexaggerated. at. all. i’m saying they suck, they blow, and they’re downright despicable.
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lol..damn right!!
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