Emo Me

January 20th, 2006

i know i’m Chinese, but i already cant use chopsticks the right way nor speak Chinese ultra fluently either. so i will say this. i hate Chinese New Year. because the weeks that lead up to it makes me fat. there’s this freakin array of CNY cookies and tarts in my house, and i cant stop eating em. i’m not even safe in my friends’ houses — they’ve all got the same array too, and some houses MORE than mine. and why the heck does the yuk korn (barbequed meat) taste so damn good?!

3kgs and counting. stop telling me i’m fat, i already know it. hmph. at least i’m well-fed and i’ve got yummy food, so there, you anorexic bishes.

anyway i dont know if anyone realized this, but only until recently, my webcam has been on the blink for about half a year or so. i kinda fixed it 2 weeks ago (i swear i dont know what i did right), and now it’s back, yay! so the thing is, i remember telling myself that if i ever get my webcam back — was convinced it would never revive — i would do one of those Eric Conveys An Emotion thingies, just for the heck of it, and of course to quell my narcissistic tendences but i’m not gonna admit that last one.

before i begin let me just say that i do not claim to be as entertaining as Eric, because that dude is an absolute genius and i come nowhere close. i only draw inspiration from him. (in other words, i totally copied him, ekeke)

so, presenting.. Pinkpau Conveys An Emotion!

Happy

Angry

Scheming

Aghast

Panic

Gone Insane

Tired

Pity

Bored

Act Pitiful

Crying

Depressed

Camwhore

Annoyed

At School

Layaning

Faked Surprise

Act Cute

Oh, Please!

Naomi Watts Damsel In Distress

Disgusted

About To Sneeze

Giggly

Horny

Hock Chuan’s Puppy

“Daddy, I Want Money”

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