Archive for February 10th, 2006

V is for Valentine’s

yes ladies and gentlemen, it’s inevitable. we all know that the big V-DAY is coming up. it’s a mere 4 days away, so if you’re attached, and have yet to get your significant other a vday gift, you’re in deep shit. worse so if you’re a guy. girls, no worries, we’re the stronger sex when it comes to worming one’s way out of difficult situations.

anyways, i’m very sien edi of getting myself worked up and worried whenever my guy friends approach me with, “SU ANN!!! YOU HAVE TO HELP ME!!! I’M SO FCKED!!!”, only to get a “I HAVEN’T GOTTEN A VDAY GIFT FOR MY GIRLFRIEND!!!” as a response to my panicked queries. and here i thought we had an accidental homicide case that needed covering up or .. well, something more dramatic than a woman’s wrath when she discovers she has a sucky/nonexistent V-Day gift. actually wait, that is pretty scary, i remember when a particular ex-boyf didnt get me a vday present, i got so pissed that i yelled at him and then dumped him. hahaha. hey, what, we women are prideful creatures by nature, you know. how do you think we feel when all our friends have beautiful vday gifts from their boyfriends and we dont have? huh? huh?!?!

so yes, Su Ann The VDay Sifu™ is here to help all you destitute male souls who have 4 days more to crack your heads over what to get for your girlfriends. pros of listening to me, your gf will love you and you will probably get some hot vday nookie. cons of listening to me, there aren’t any.

and sorry girls, no guidance for y’all, but only cos i know you girls already went and got your gifts like 3 weeks in advance or something. good job! i hope the giftwrap is pink.

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