Why You So Like That
so the front page of The Star today screamed at me ‘BITTER THAI POLLS’ in huge black print when i stumbled groggily out of my room in the morning. oh fckshit! i was awake in an instant. a quick scan down the bottom of the article informed of bombings in the south that wounded some people (but thankfully no casualties), and that there was likely to be some boycotting and political unrest throughout the nation if Thaksin won the elections.
maaaaaaaaaan.
i could FEEL the sneer in between the lines of my dad’s sms even before it arrived.
yes lah daddy you very smart.
so because i have a paranoid father, my 2week-long trip to Koh Samui and Bangkok this Thursday has been canceled. i totally saw this coming. even if the elections were conducted safely (actually they were very safe, the south of Thailand has been having bombings since forever, and BANGKOK IS NOT IN THE SOUTH) my dad wouldnt have let me gone. cos he is so mean like that. as i type this he is now in Vegas having the time of his life with the roulette and showgirls.
(if you know my mother, you will know that she is more jealous about the former than the latter. heeheehee.)
so i am going to be so free for the next 2 weeks. faster, who wants to date me?! i’m totally open as long i get to pick the restaurant, and if you will agree with me that Ice Age 2 was a complete and total letdown.
hey, you guys want a laugh? open up this month’s Cleo mag and check out the 50 Most Eligible Bachelors 2006 article. last year in the interviews they asked the men what a ‘decolletage’ was. some of the answers were so damn funny i almost choked up my gall bladder laughing. this year, the question is ‘what is a antimacassar?’ and then there’s this one : ‘a wife beater is ..’
come, lemme tell you some of their answers.
‘A Wife-beater is …’
#7 Azwin Andy : A seriously sick loser
#12 Fairil Emran : Somebody who should get imprisoned for life
#13 Quinten Wong : The spawn of Satan
#15 Rajpal Singh Ghai : Someone who should be incarcerated
#18 Sathia Nadarajah : Someone who needs rehabilitation
#21 Ashraf Sinclair : A coward who needs to belittle others to make himself feel bigger
#37 Joseph Aaron : One hell of a sick guy
#39 Tan Chung Liang : Not worth writing about
#43 Steven Raj : Going to hell
… haih, men ah, i tell you.
THIS is a wifebeater :
a wifebeater is a singlet!!! everybody, vote #30 Laveen Bala as your next Cleo Eligible Bachelor 2006 because he was the only person to get it right.
the next question : What is an Antimacassar?
#2 Andrew Westwood : I’m sure it has something to do with women!
#8 Lincoln Liew : Something that destroys Macassar?
#11 Adam Carruthers : A dish?
#23 Nazril Idrus : Mascara that never runs even when she’s standing in the rain?
#25 Stephan Cieplik : I think it means ‘to be fooled’!
#27 Mohd Ashraf Muslim : A person who looks good?
#28 Edwin Raj : Anti-Caesar from Madagascar. I dunno man!
#29 Jeremy Little : Someone against Macassarians?
#31 Szetho Wei Shen : When a girl forgets to bring her mascara on a date?
#36 Gen Tang : Someone who doesnt like to do the macarena?
#41 Asun Entaban : A medical operation related to the eyes?
#44 Suren Kari : A complicated chemical used by women to remove make up?
dont you just love how almost all of the answers have a question mark at the end?! hahahaa!
an antimacassar is the cloth some people place on the back of sofas or chairs. i know, totally random. but completely nothing to do with mascara or the Indonesian province of Makkasar, i assure you.
OKAY LAH OKAY LAH actually i didnt know what an antimacassar was also. but but but at least i know what a wifebeater is … :(
i suddenly wanna drink bubble tea. honey peach flava!
Comments April 4th, 2006
