I Dont Know Your Name

about 6 months ago i pestered all my nearest and dearest to write about me in 10 words so i could put them up on my blog for the whole world to see all the shitty things my friends say about me. hehehe they were surprisingly very compliant, and in a few days i had a very impressive collection of 10-word descriptions of me, all of which held some variant of dumbblonde or foreverlate or crazystupidfool, which tickled me to no end, but sadly i seem to have lost that list in the great big Computer Crash of October 2005. yes, you remember that crash.

so instead of bugging all my nearests and dearests once again (actually i just dont want to recall all the nasty things they said about me), i think i’ll just go with something easier and do up a list of the names and titles that some of my dear friends tag me with. so okay here goes.

Johann - Darling Wifey
Terence - Jailbait or Gorgeous, depending on what he wants from me
Booha - Pinky
Kevin - Ah Pau
Arthur - Typing Sloth
Alvin - Dumb Sloppy Virgin or Rachel McAdams Twin, depending on how nice he’s being
George - Fallout Girl
Nico - Mrs Engku
Sieutheng - Bitch
Jovann - Bitch (oh i love my best friends)
Chew - Bingbao (insert highpitched hamsap laugh)
Ian - Sei lala mui
Julian - Kiddo
Jirwan - Supplies Girl (this will never drop, ever)
Aaron - 7-11 Girl (also will never drop)
Glenn - Paupauuuuuuu
James - Princess
Chong Lam - Miss Piggydent (like, President but a pig, get it?!)
Daniel - Idiot Monkey
Eric - Mrs Hugh Grant (i LOVE this one)
Hock Chuan - Magic Girl
John - Cute Little Kitty Kat (man this is so gay)
Zaim - The Ultimate (this will be my superhero name)
Ivan The Archangel - *insert word of the day* Girl
My dad - Dumbo
My mom - LIM SU ANN!!!!
My elder bro - Woi
My younger bro - Stupid Banana / Stupid Yellow Duck
Ex bf #1 - Lou por (eeeeyeyryeyreyre GELINYA)
Will - Suey Anney
Kelvin - Chau Kong Queen
Robert - Tai Pau
Daren - Guai Mui (as in White Girl, not good girl. CHEEBAI)
Gook - Pinkpong
Mr Mani - Pink Panties (wtf)

okay lazy to think of anymore. i’m gonna go attack the box of Godivas my dad brought back.

Comments April 6th, 2006