I Dont Know Your Name
April 6th, 2006
about 6 months ago i pestered all my nearest and dearest to write about me in 10 words so i could put them up on my blog for the whole world to see all the shitty things my friends say about me. hehehe they were surprisingly very compliant, and in a few days i had a very impressive collection of 10-word descriptions of me, all of which held some variant of dumbblonde or foreverlate or crazystupidfool, which tickled me to no end, but sadly i seem to have lost that list in the great big Computer Crash of October 2005. yes, you remember that crash.
so instead of bugging all my nearests and dearests once again (actually i just dont want to recall all the nasty things they said about me), i think i’ll just go with something easier and do up a list of the names and titles that some of my dear friends tag me with. so okay here goes.
Johann - Darling Wifey
Terence - Jailbait or Gorgeous, depending on what he wants from me
Booha - Pinky
Kevin - Ah Pau
Arthur - Typing Sloth
Alvin - Dumb Sloppy Virgin or Rachel McAdams Twin, depending on how nice he’s being
George - Fallout Girl
Nico - Mrs Engku
Sieutheng - Bitch
Jovann - Bitch (oh i love my best friends)
Chew - Bingbao (insert highpitched hamsap laugh)
Ian - Sei lala mui
Julian - Kiddo
Jirwan - Supplies Girl (this will never drop, ever)
Aaron - 7-11 Girl (also will never drop)
Glenn - Paupauuuuuuu
James - Princess
Chong Lam - Miss Piggydent (like, President but a pig, get it?!)
Daniel - Idiot Monkey
Eric - Mrs Hugh Grant (i LOVE this one)
Hock Chuan - Magic Girl
John - Cute Little Kitty Kat (man this is so gay)
Zaim - The Ultimate (this will be my superhero name)
Ivan The Archangel - *insert word of the day* Girl
My dad - Dumbo
My mom - LIM SU ANN!!!!
My elder bro - Woi
My younger bro - Stupid Banana / Stupid Yellow Duck
Ex bf #1 - Lou por (eeeeyeyryeyreyre GELINYA)
Will - Suey Anney
Kelvin - Chau Kong Queen
Robert - Tai Pau
Daren - Guai Mui (as in White Girl, not good girl. CHEEBAI)
Gook - Pinkpong
Mr Mani - Pink Panties (wtf)
okay lazy to think of anymore. i’m gonna go attack the box of Godivas my dad brought back.
Entry Filed under: Memes
13 Comments Add your own
1. reallybites | April 6th, 2006 at 11:18 am
hoi
hahaha =p you list the list??? cis waste my time coming up with the 10 words
2. reallybites | April 6th, 2006 at 11:19 am
*lost*
3. Johann | April 6th, 2006 at 1:57 pm
Heh :D At least I won’t have to change it later… :)
4. pinkpau | April 6th, 2006 at 2:21 pm
reallybites : haha sorryyyyy! why everyone keep scolding me wan :( 10 words only ok!
johann : heeheehee i’d make a very very cheeky wife, you know
5. Waifon | April 6th, 2006 at 5:55 pm
Very interesting list of names there. Stupid Banana/ Stupid Yellow Duck? That’s weird. Look like banana or duck meh?!
I like Bingbao and the hamsup laugh though.haha..
Chocolate covered Strawberry Daiquiri?
Simple.
It’s either you blend in
1) Strawberries and Vanilla Vodka, then chocolate covered strawberry by the side of the Margarita glass
2) or you can try blending “Chocolate Vodka” and strawberries together then with chocolate covered strawberries by the side
3) or simply mix melted chocolate and 2 tbsp of Chipotle strawberry daiquiri and dip strawberries into it!
I’ve tried all 3. Magnifico.
TSB? ok what.i like their calamari rings:D
6. reallybites | April 6th, 2006 at 7:50 pm
actually i dont remb what i said also haha. =p
eh i just saw this year’s cleo’s bachelors kat the website.
urgh.
7. Pierce Munro | April 6th, 2006 at 10:04 pm
:S so im a archangel? hahahahahahahah :p booooooooooooo!!!!
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eh i want chocolate fondu la……………IIISHHH
8. george | April 7th, 2006 at 12:51 am
we’re going down down du du doo doo du round!
haha
9. pinkpau | April 7th, 2006 at 3:43 am
waifon : haha i donno, my idiot bro likes to come up with stupid names for me :D ooh that chocolate strawberry daiquiri sounds very cool. where can i get it?!
reallybites : haha not even one lengchai meh?! i remember got a few..
pierce : hey you’re not the only ivan in the world .. haha that’s why i put a ‘the archangel’ there!
george : hahahahaa :D down down down past the point of no return
10. Kevin | April 7th, 2006 at 4:17 am
Ah Pau, you’re the prettiest, sexiest, gorgeous, funniest, smartest pau
There..10 words
11. reallybites | April 7th, 2006 at 1:07 pm
i was expecting ALL to be lengjais mer haha. =p
12. eric | April 8th, 2006 at 3:11 am
woot. =p
13. pinkpau | April 8th, 2006 at 4:54 am
kevin : wah, so nice of you! okay cos you initiated this, i’m going to make everyone write 10 words about me now ..
reallybites : hahaha SO BAD!! well some win in the looks department, some in the wit department, some in the smarts department .. i guess it would be very unfair to have a bit from all three :D
eric : toow :D
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