Help Me

Dilemmas I Am Currently Facing

1. am not sure who i should hate for having to miss the Mogwai concert in Singapore on the 1st of August - Julian for not being able to take leave, or myself for having exams, or the college for giving exams that day, or Mogwai for choosing to perform on that day.

2. we are completely out of toilet paper. it is 6 in the morning. the only place i can get toilet paper at this time is 7-11. which is too far to walk to right now. so means what, i cant poop until 11am when the shops open?

3. i dont know how to tell this certain guy thanks but no thanks. this wouldnt be a problem if he wasnt so goddam NICE!!! too nice actually. how?! damn you, nice guys who come on too strong but are so nice that i cant bring myself to say anything less than super-nice to you. damn you.

4. i have a crazy, crazy need for icecream, that has to be satiated pronto, because i’m starting to get really cranky. but i’m having my period. my granny says cannot consume cold things while the red tide is here. is this just an old wives tale or will my ovaries really shrivel up and die?

5. it’s my brother’s birthday today. i’m going to ditch him for football. does this make me a very very very very bad sister? yes it does, right. oh gawd, it’s true. i am a bad sister.

6. what to have for lunch?

NEW! 7. how can i contain my tulan-ness and not KILL this specific person???

25 comments June 10th, 2006