10 Stupid Things

here is a list of stupid things that my boyfriends have done to me over the years -

1. told me to never speak to two of my best guy friends cos he was jealous of the amount of time i spent with them

2. cheated on his girlfriend with me, then proceeded to tell both me and his girlfriend that the other girl is out of the picture, but was really keeping both girls at the same time

3. told his friends he wasnt serious about me

4. called me by his ex girlfriend’s name

5. pulled the ‘if you love me, you’ll have sex with me’ line

6. on numerous occasions, took the tip i left for the waitress. that’s right, the tip *I* left cos *I* paid the bills -_-

7. gave me the finger and said, “screw on this bitch, cos i know you have”

8. put on a huge show of being rude to me in front of his new girlfriend, then writing me a long email to say sorry lah, he had to do it cos she was watching lah, he has to somehow win her over lah, blablabla

9. used my passwords to access all my email accounts. AND DID IT FOR 6 WHOLE MONTHS WITHOUT TELLING ME.

10. nicked my oreos. wtf. no one touches my oreos.

Comments October 4th, 2006