10 Stupid Things
October 4th, 2006
here is a list of stupid things that my boyfriends have done to me over the years -
1. told me to never speak to two of my best guy friends cos he was jealous of the amount of time i spent with them
2. cheated on his girlfriend with me, then proceeded to tell both me and his girlfriend that the other girl is out of the picture, but was really keeping both girls at the same time
3. told his friends he wasnt serious about me
4. called me by his ex girlfriend’s name
5. pulled the ‘if you love me, you’ll have sex with me’ line
6. on numerous occasions, took the tip i left for the waitress. that’s right, the tip *I* left cos *I* paid the bills -_-
7. gave me the finger and said, “screw on this bitch, cos i know you have”
8. put on a huge show of being rude to me in front of his new girlfriend, then writing me a long email to say sorry lah, he had to do it cos she was watching lah, he has to somehow win her over lah, blablabla
9. used my passwords to access all my email accounts. AND DID IT FOR 6 WHOLE MONTHS WITHOUT TELLING ME.
10. nicked my oreos. wtf. no one touches my oreos.
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1. Jin | October 4th, 2006 at 1:48 am
So, how u feel for the 10 stupid things which took place? Learn the lessons, feel guilty, angry, funny etc?
Here’s my comments
[1] he’s a loser
[2] a guy who cheats on u is not worth for u anymore
[3] must have been hurtful for u, but some guy just like playing macho
[4] shit happens
[5] so, what was ur answer?
[6] i couldn’t believe this
[7] sick guy
[8] this is very unfair to u, despite any reasons/explanations he offered
[9] holy shit, how he got it?
[10] huh?
2. Ginny | October 4th, 2006 at 1:49 am
*o*
3. Jee | October 4th, 2006 at 1:49 am
These are more dramatic than any Korean drama, I bet they can’t come out with the oreos story.
4. virgin | October 4th, 2006 at 1:50 am
what is the proper answer for this queston
5. AngPau | October 4th, 2006 at 2:18 am
#6 & #9 are straight sent off!
6. ionStorm | October 4th, 2006 at 2:27 am
but the question is…why you date guys like that wan? :P
7. TheRealAnonymous | October 4th, 2006 at 3:37 am
so much relationship bad luck huh? can fight with me di!! =Þ
calling u by his ex gf’s name… OMG wei… how in the WORLD did that EVER happen?
and the whole ‘if you love me, you’ll have sex with me’ line…. OMG wei… do people ACTUALLY USE THAT?? Gosh… how desperate was he?
8. floweryme | October 4th, 2006 at 4:05 am
i found out about no.8 haih.
9. prawn | October 4th, 2006 at 7:27 am
Emm.. just wanted to know, were ur all ur bf ah bengs or anything like like that? Only ah beng’s (from my knowledge) does things like that =)
No 10 is so so wrong. Kill that fellow =P
10. MichelleSY | October 4th, 2006 at 8:37 am
OMG.
Why?
Why?
You deserve better sweetie, you really do!
I was going through the list and I thought #1 - 3 was bad enough. By the time I hit #4 I was like what the….? (insert sundry unmentionable cuss words here)
As for #7, who calls the person they’re in a relationship with a bitch? Seriously? Even if you do no purport to be in love with them, shouldn’t you at least be in like with them? And the statement preceding the B-word was…..unforgivable.
And everything else was just shocking.
Oh lordy. I hope you kicked them all to the curb. Every single one of them.
11. Ken | October 4th, 2006 at 10:13 am
Each of them deserves two tight slaps!!
except the last one. Coz I nicked my ex’s oreo’s plenty before…
12. Waifon | October 4th, 2006 at 10:24 am
drama drama drama. you are a jerk magnet eh? Martian must be a little something since you’re still keeping him. I assume he’s your other half now :D but then hor, why so cheapskate wannnn… take ppl’s oreo. so bad :( maybe you should have slapped him and say, “oi! apa curi2. go buy yourself la!”
13. tankiasu | October 4th, 2006 at 11:13 am
All I can say about ur ex is, what a jerk! Thank goodness his your ex now. Phewww….
14. reallybites | October 4th, 2006 at 11:35 am
what happened after he did this - 4. called me by his ex girlfriend’s name? keke
#5 and #7 was by the same person izzit? lol
15. JustAnotherTragedy | October 4th, 2006 at 11:48 am
Eew. What a freako.
He needs to be castrated!
16. darknessfalls | October 4th, 2006 at 12:05 pm
1 - this is normal. guys feel jealous too you know
2 - dont waste your time with cheating scum
3 - if you were indeed a serious couple then this guy wants to hide the relationship or he likes someone else. either way not good
4 - at least its not during sex. i got a friend whose boyfriend said another girls name while screwing her
5 - this kinda pervert not worth it
6 - why got ppl exist so cheapskate???
7 - wow thats a terrible thing to say… some more say to a girl
8 - it was quite lame and backboneless
9 - invasion of privacy…but then again some people dont mind this
10 - haha tell him buy his own oreo
17. kei | October 4th, 2006 at 3:02 pm
i’m sorry but i have to say this.
“your bf is a jackass~!”
haha
aren’t u glad that u’re not with him anymore? =)
18. Sv | October 4th, 2006 at 3:44 pm
sad things.. hope you dont encounter anymore of this shit in the future. #7 is damnd shitty #8 is really shitless…
19. waimin nimiaw | October 4th, 2006 at 3:51 pm
1, 5, 7, 8 ….
5 & 7 ….
20. chris | October 4th, 2006 at 5:11 pm
date me….garenti won do those things to u, haha
21. pinkpau | October 4th, 2006 at 6:15 pm
jin : what lesson is there for me to learn? they should be learning, not me :P most of the time i felt pissed off, i guess. sometimes hurt.
ginny : hehe not as teruk as ur situations
jee : hey i should write a script on the oreo story..!
virgin : the proper answer for any girl would be to dump the guy on the spot. unfortunately i reacted only one month later
angpau : only those two?!
ionstorm : hehe to be fair to them, these were the only shitty things (actually got a few more) they did. the rest of the time they’re very good boyfs. no one’s perfect :)
therealanon : haha dont ask me .. i think its cos our names are quite similar. about the line, i dont think he was desperate, more of he thought we were close enuf for him to say something like that. my response was a curt “then i definitely dont love you that much”. lol :P
floweyme : oops :X sorry. i thought you didnt know about it.
prawn : HAHA omg! none of them were ah bengs! not even one comes close to being an ah beng..!
michellesy : thank you for sharing my shock :D i feel understood. #7 was said in jest. we were teasing each other and then he just blurted that out. i was so stunned i was silent for like 2 seconds. then i slapped him in the face. hahaha
ken : hehe i only slapped two. one for #7, and another for somethign else completely. eh dont take your gf’s oreos lahhhhhhh it’s such a crime u know!
waifon : what makes you think martian is not in that list :P
tankiasu : correction, exes.. haha this list is on all the guys i’ve ever had an rship with.
reallybites : i was damn shocked ok.. he didnt actually realize it so i kept quiet until like the next day. @_@ eh how u know #5 and #7 are the same person! how’d you guess!
justanothertragedy : them, not he :P man, if all 10 of those were concentrated on ONE guy .. then yes he DEFINITELY should be castrated!
darknessfalls : 1. yea but he totally had no right to demand for me to stop seeing my guy friends. 2. actually i wasted a lot of time on this cheating scum.. haha so foolish right. 3. totally concur. 4. hahahaha 5. yea i know. 6. to me he’s cheapskate, to him i’m a frivolous spendthrift who doesnt know the meaning of money .. 7. exactly!! the stupid IDIOT! 8. concur once again. 9. *I* mind it! its something else all together if i shared my password with him, but this guy actually went and *searched* for my pw! 10. hehe i made him buy ME oreos.
kei : why does everyone keep thinking this is one guy??? haha it says at the top that this is a list of stupid things my boyfriendS did to me over the years :P so it’s not just one ex but all of them.
Sv : so which is worse, shitty or shitless? :P
wai min : why u giving me an arithmetic progression? haha are u trying to guess which boyf did what?
chris : really ah?? :D dont bluff me u know.
22. Jin | October 4th, 2006 at 6:29 pm
my comments so long and your reply so short/ not fair…not fair
23. prawn | October 4th, 2006 at 7:25 pm
Woo…if ur current martian is on the list, im guessing he did #10 =P
None of them ah bengs or ah beng lookalike ka? huhu… u should try dating 1. I had a fren who dated this ah beng oce and he did all the 10 stupid things ( except #10).
From this fact, i can conclude that all ur bf’s are close to becoming an ah beng, kakakakaka =P
24. pinkpau | October 4th, 2006 at 7:30 pm
jin : hehe okay lah what u want me to reply?!
prawn : haha nope 10 is not him. i will be so happy if martian nicked my oreos .. cos it’ll mean i have won him over to the dark side of happy sweet things!!! lol and no way my bfs are close to becoming ah bengs.. all of them cant even speak chinese/cantonese! ok wait except for one. eh if i date an ah beng i wouldnt know what to do! serious culture clash and language barrier!
25. TheRealAnonymous | October 4th, 2006 at 7:34 pm
hmmm… i guess thats one way to look at it… but it still feel like a desperation move man… when things happen, they just happen… if u ask for it, it’ll feel different. =Þ sometimes u just gotta let the body do da talking. =) hahaha… u know whut i mean, rite? its so much more satisfying that way. =)
So… didn’t anybody pull the “let have sex coz’ i’m leaving” move meh? Or u’ve never had a long distance relationship before? hahaa… thats i suppose another common “i desperately want to get u in bed” line. haha…
26. chris | October 4th, 2006 at 8:18 pm
really la, im so good buy where got bluff one…haha
27. sewjin | October 4th, 2006 at 9:17 pm
Shit, I’m guilty of one of them. Being in a relationship can sometimes turn guys into really ugly creatures.
28. Ginny | October 4th, 2006 at 9:24 pm
hahaha.. i *o* cuz i didnt think u would have such things ;p
29. vvens | October 4th, 2006 at 9:33 pm
6. on numerous occasions, took the tip i left for the waitress. that’s right, the tip *I* left cos *I* paid the bills -_-
omg. what kind of human is this. i really find this damn stupid damn un-gentleman.
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew. i dont think you deserve all these.
30. bulat | October 4th, 2006 at 9:48 pm
*still in total shock*
31. Sv | October 4th, 2006 at 10:23 pm
ALL.
32. AngPau | October 4th, 2006 at 10:46 pm
All actually are so wrong!! ErRRr… except #10. ;)
33. reallybites | October 4th, 2006 at 10:58 pm
er coz #5 and #7 are related to sex? hahahaha :P
34. Lalita | October 4th, 2006 at 11:10 pm
You are talking about 10 different guys right? Well, they sound like real jerks (which is why they got demoted to ex-bf status right?) WTF! Reading your e-mails without your knowledge. All the others are bad but I don’t know why this one got to me the most.
Well, you know what they say. All these painful experiences are character building. Although personally ah, I have to say, this character building stuff SUCKS! Notice that only the sucky things are termed character building, not the nice stuff. Maaaaan!
35. Adrian C | October 4th, 2006 at 11:26 pm
poor u pinkpau. let me go beat them up for you! heh.
36. pinkpau | October 5th, 2006 at 12:12 am
therealanon : “lets have sex cos im leaving”?? ahhaha nope, no one has ever pulled that one on me.
chris : ok i will take ur word for it :)
sewjin : seriously? which one? haha dont tell me the email-checking one
ginny : hehe what to do, dating guys gets us this kinda shit hor.
vvens : hahaha at that time i was damn pissed off and irritated. looking back now, i think its damn funny …
bulat : there there .. its okay :P
sv : well said!
angpau : why? #10 not bed meh! i think its pretty terrible..
reallybites : oh. hahaha. he was a perverted individual..
lalita : nope it’s less than 10 :) some are from the same guys. and yup, character building indeed. i learn to be more careful with my choice of guys as well!
adrian c : eh dont lah :P
37. sewjin | October 5th, 2006 at 12:14 am
Haha, where can tell. Nanti jatuh saham :D
38. Muchakucha | October 5th, 2006 at 1:40 am
Ak. Ex-bf also pulled a #5 on me, because he was leaving to other planet. Like, duh.
39. Jin | October 5th, 2006 at 3:25 am
[off topic]
ei, u dun need to sleep one ah? still blogging at 3am (Oct 5)
40. Fireangel | October 5th, 2006 at 10:43 am
Can you tell us what you did after each of the incidents? I’m very curios.
Pretty please? :)))
41. tankiasu | October 5th, 2006 at 10:51 am
Its sad to know how many girls fall for the #5. I personally have 2 friends who fell for that despicable trick. :(
42. ArtificiallyVerbose | October 5th, 2006 at 11:30 am
OMG!!!!!!! HOW ON EARTH DID THEY HAVE THE BALLS (GREAT BIG BALLS AT THAT) TO EVEN…. EVEN…. EVEN FATHOM THE NOTION THAT TOUCHING YOUR OREOS WOULD NOT RESULT IN INSTANT DEATH OR PERMANENT LIFELONG DISABLEMENT AND IMPOTENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
43. Az1 | October 5th, 2006 at 12:43 pm
You poor thing…I hope those guys get what they deserve.
Btw…no one, I mean no one can touch my Oreos too. Oh no, can’t talk about food now, I’m fasting! Aarrghh!
44. kei | October 5th, 2006 at 3:16 pm
oppsss..didn’t notice the ‘S’.
how unfortunate for u to encounter so many amusing individuals in life.
‘if you love me, you’ll have sex with me’
wtf? but it is working? haha *j/k*
chill…
45. AbbyC. | October 5th, 2006 at 4:56 pm
=_= sucks.. tis really sucks.. u shall not choose someone like that in the future and no girls deserves that!!! GRRRR GERAM!
46. Gin | October 5th, 2006 at 6:34 pm
come come ;p we date each other. hohohooh
47. NINJIAO | October 5th, 2006 at 7:02 pm
Hmmmm…..
*note to self, never steal oreos from girls*
but mooncakes should be fine right??
48. dilun | October 5th, 2006 at 9:23 pm
it’s breast cancer awareness month! steal my pink ribbon and put it up….let’s do what we can do educate people! thanks!
49. Lalita | October 5th, 2006 at 9:46 pm
Su Ann, unfortunately we all date some jerks in our time! Speaking from personal experience. There are some guys until today I think to myself what the hell was I thinking!!! What to do lah … such is life. Never mind … date the jerks first, when the diamond comes along, you’ll know this one’s for keeps le.
But honestly Pink Pau, one day you will truly sit back and have a laugh from all those sucky experiences. And girl, it will be a damn good laugh! He who laughs last, laughs best kan!!! ;-)
50. DLt2 | October 5th, 2006 at 10:45 pm
Nice entry xD *thumbs and toes up*
I wonder how idiotic some guys can get =/
51. alex | October 5th, 2006 at 11:26 pm
u look’d sad today Ann. =) stuffz bothering ur mind huh.nah~ this is life.”live life for laught” just like u use to be k.take care
[alex.mv.breadtalk]
52. defiance | October 6th, 2006 at 12:36 am
*rolls eyes*
i thought that my ex-gfs were bad lol
until i read ur entry! craaaaazzzzzzzzzzzeeeeeeeeeeeeee psychotic guys or w00t!
0_o
53. george | October 6th, 2006 at 12:45 am
ill make sure ill do everything on the list lol :P
54. bodicea | October 6th, 2006 at 4:17 pm
Thank goodness I don’t give my guys a chance to pull all those numbers on your list on me.
You know what you should have answered for #5?
“If you love me, you’ll wait.”
Foolproof. XD
55. bee hoon | October 6th, 2006 at 9:38 pm
….those guys are damn smart lah:P
hey, at least it wasn’t oreo mcflurry!
56. pinkpau | October 7th, 2006 at 2:20 pm
sewjin : true true
muchakucha : hmmm. if he’s leaving.. and you guys are REALLY in love… :)
jin : hehe i do sleep. just at weird times
fireangel : yer dont want lah so shy :(
tankiasu : sigh! men!
artificially : I KNOW I KNOW OREO THIEVES SHOULD BE CASTRATED AND HAVE SALT SPRINKLED ON
az1 : hehe be good!
kei : no it doesnt work with me :) and that should be the case for everyone..
abby c : actually when i was writing the post i felt so geram oso :P
gin : ya ya ya we should :D
ninjiao : dont ever steal any dessert from any girl!
dilun : thanks for the shameless plug!
lalita : yea these experiences have made my life so much more colourful ..! im already looking back on them all and laughing even though the most recent one on the list is barely a few days old
dlt2 : very idiotic :(
alex : why didnt u say hi! that would have made me happy..!
defiance : haha crazy, huh? hopefully i get to collect more crazy encounters with crazy ex boyfs :P
george : george! why!
bodicea : foolproof indeed!
bee hoon : smart?? more like either lame or cowardly or stupid or idiotic or horrible..
57. alia | October 8th, 2006 at 2:29 pm
yeah, bfs are NOT suppose to touch the oreo’s!
garr.
58. KY | October 13th, 2006 at 12:30 pm
personally i like keebler’s chocolate chips lovers better than oreo. =/
but can’t seems to find the peanut butter flavor, have to settle with the double chocolate chips..
gahhh… foood.
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