Saturday In The Mountains
so yesterday, a bunch of us (26 to be exact) headed up to Jien’s place in Janda Baik to kick back and chill. if you have no clue where Janda Baik is, yeah well neither do i :P i just know it is somewhere on the way up to Genting, and that when you look around, all you see is this -
Janda Baik is a nice place, very serene and romantic. cooling and foggy too.. but nowadays you cant tell if it’s mountain mist or fucking disgusting haze from across the straits.
anyway let’s not beat around the bush. let me get to the point.
i want to marry Jien. because Jien’s house looks like this -
will you just look at the ratio of Car to House???
and also the ratio of Zul (tallest person you will ever meet) to House
dining table at the balcony area
the concept of the house is a beautiful cross between mountain lodge and modern tropical. it’s a gorgeous place and we all just fell in love with it the moment we pulled up in the driveway. and it’s massive too - accomodated all 26 of us with plenty more room to spare. seriously, it is the most fantastic place to throw a house party. now we’re all thinking, screw the year-end trip to Bali! Jien’s place in Janda Baik is where it’s at!
(look baby, a pic with motion! you’ll be proud!)
our 9 cars minus Sam’s sweet supra. i dont usually like jap race cars, but man… Sam’s car just takes the cake and the whole fucking bakery.
our shoes!
cheryl and fiona kicking Sarv outta the hammock
so cheryl and i could have it, muahaha
me fulfilling height requirements
us girls chilling while the guys were hooking up the stereo, playing guitar and belting out old school rock songs, and other guy-things guys do
sigh. there cannot be a party with Vin in it that does not have alcohol. putting us in a house with him and 9 bottles of shit and a lot of beer is just dangerous. as we found out within the first hour of arrival. -___-
most of us were inebriated even before midnight. and we arrived at 9pm!!! poor Hengjun was the first to drop, and he suffered a lot of shit that night- the funniest being us pouring cognac on his ass after he passed out, and then lighting it with a cigarette. hahahahahhahaa and he only went “OWW WTF!” like 3 seconds after that. lawl.
i apologise for not having a pic of drunken hengjun. would love to have taken one, but they left him down by the pool after he passed out :P heehee.
everyone was either high and talking cock, or stoned and passed out. i was damn hyper so i went around taking pictures with all the stoned ones!
me and jien, whom i want to marry
oh my god, SARV. he was so smashed that he kept saying incredibly stupid things the whole night. i so wish i had videoed him.
me and Topshopboy, who was being baaaaaaad that night
(Zul’s shirt says All I Need Is A Quick Screw)
zul, zul, zul … he single-handedly set the entire night in motion by doing the Unthinkable :D which was … splashing whiskey coke on a tipsy Vin’s face! omg the 4 of us who were still awake thought Vin was going to kill Zul. @_@ damn scary ok!!! but Vin forgave him, and they had a peace drink of …… more whiskey. which riled an already VERY drunk Zul up even more.
… and so another fight ensued :P Vin, who is like a bloody monster when he’s angry, woke the *entire* house up with his shouting and banging on the door. Faye had to lock Zul up in the bedroom so that Vin wouldnt get to him. anyway he stormed around the house yelling profanaties for about 3 hours before he finally fell asleep at 6 in the morning. phew.
kote, white boy allen, ashley the anal and chinaman jien cooking sausages for us
other funny shit that happened! Farhan wanted to have some fun with Vin’s drunken furor- so he took this fake blood ink that he brought, and poured some on Jien and Hengjun (who was brought back from the dead) … then he ran down and told Vin that the two of them were in a fight. haha Vin stormed up the stairs like a monster, picked up Hengjun and threw him in a corner, yelling, “WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TO TOUCH JIEN! NOBODY TOUCHES JIEN!”!
Vin was totally going to tear Hengjun into pieces (he’s always wanted an excuse to, hehe), when we all started laughing and told him it was fake blood. then he got pissed at all of us :P but he loves us more than Hengjun so he didnt lay a finger on us, heehee.
some more funny shit - as if alcohol shots were not enough.. the guys went and downed POOL WATER shots. NICE LAH. especially when daryl admitted he peed in the pool. @#$%^$^
hehe okay that’s enough. the rest of our indulgent badness shall not be revealed, and will remain only within the walls of jien’s fuckingly awesome Janda Baik house. i leave you with pix of a high Cheryl and a high May Sze, who still look hot even when drunk/stoned -
Comments October 15th, 2006
