Saturday In The Mountains
October 15th, 2006
so yesterday, a bunch of us (26 to be exact) headed up to Jien’s place in Janda Baik to kick back and chill. if you have no clue where Janda Baik is, yeah well neither do i :P i just know it is somewhere on the way up to Genting, and that when you look around, all you see is this -
Janda Baik is a nice place, very serene and romantic. cooling and foggy too.. but nowadays you cant tell if it’s mountain mist or fucking disgusting haze from across the straits.
anyway let’s not beat around the bush. let me get to the point.
i want to marry Jien. because Jien’s house looks like this -
will you just look at the ratio of Car to House???
and also the ratio of Zul (tallest person you will ever meet) to House
dining table at the balcony area
the concept of the house is a beautiful cross between mountain lodge and modern tropical. it’s a gorgeous place and we all just fell in love with it the moment we pulled up in the driveway. and it’s massive too - accomodated all 26 of us with plenty more room to spare. seriously, it is the most fantastic place to throw a house party. now we’re all thinking, screw the year-end trip to Bali! Jien’s place in Janda Baik is where it’s at!
(look baby, a pic with motion! you’ll be proud!)
our 9 cars minus Sam’s sweet supra. i dont usually like jap race cars, but man… Sam’s car just takes the cake and the whole fucking bakery.
our shoes!
cheryl and fiona kicking Sarv outta the hammock
so cheryl and i could have it, muahaha
me fulfilling height requirements
us girls chilling while the guys were hooking up the stereo, playing guitar and belting out old school rock songs, and other guy-things guys do
sigh. there cannot be a party with Vin in it that does not have alcohol. putting us in a house with him and 9 bottles of shit and a lot of beer is just dangerous. as we found out within the first hour of arrival. -___-
most of us were inebriated even before midnight. and we arrived at 9pm!!! poor Hengjun was the first to drop, and he suffered a lot of shit that night- the funniest being us pouring cognac on his ass after he passed out, and then lighting it with a cigarette. hahahahahhahaa and he only went “OWW WTF!” like 3 seconds after that. lawl.
i apologise for not having a pic of drunken hengjun. would love to have taken one, but they left him down by the pool after he passed out :P heehee.
everyone was either high and talking cock, or stoned and passed out. i was damn hyper so i went around taking pictures with all the stoned ones!
me and jien, whom i want to marry
oh my god, SARV. he was so smashed that he kept saying incredibly stupid things the whole night. i so wish i had videoed him.
me and Topshopboy, who was being baaaaaaad that night
(Zul’s shirt says All I Need Is A Quick Screw)
zul, zul, zul … he single-handedly set the entire night in motion by doing the Unthinkable :D which was … splashing whiskey coke on a tipsy Vin’s face! omg the 4 of us who were still awake thought Vin was going to kill Zul. @_@ damn scary ok!!! but Vin forgave him, and they had a peace drink of …… more whiskey. which riled an already VERY drunk Zul up even more.
… and so another fight ensued :P Vin, who is like a bloody monster when he’s angry, woke the *entire* house up with his shouting and banging on the door. Faye had to lock Zul up in the bedroom so that Vin wouldnt get to him. anyway he stormed around the house yelling profanaties for about 3 hours before he finally fell asleep at 6 in the morning. phew.
kote, white boy allen, ashley the anal and chinaman jien cooking sausages for us
other funny shit that happened! Farhan wanted to have some fun with Vin’s drunken furor- so he took this fake blood ink that he brought, and poured some on Jien and Hengjun (who was brought back from the dead) … then he ran down and told Vin that the two of them were in a fight. haha Vin stormed up the stairs like a monster, picked up Hengjun and threw him in a corner, yelling, “WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TO TOUCH JIEN! NOBODY TOUCHES JIEN!”!
Vin was totally going to tear Hengjun into pieces (he’s always wanted an excuse to, hehe), when we all started laughing and told him it was fake blood. then he got pissed at all of us :P but he loves us more than Hengjun so he didnt lay a finger on us, heehee.
some more funny shit - as if alcohol shots were not enough.. the guys went and downed POOL WATER shots. NICE LAH. especially when daryl admitted he peed in the pool. @#$%^$^
hehe okay that’s enough. the rest of our indulgent badness shall not be revealed, and will remain only within the walls of jien’s fuckingly awesome Janda Baik house. i leave you with pix of a high Cheryl and a high May Sze, who still look hot even when drunk/stoned -
38 Comments Add your own
1. Sam | October 15th, 2006 at 9:33 pm
Im the samantha from kajang =P nothing much, just wanted to be the first to comment. hee =)
2. Waifon | October 15th, 2006 at 10:16 pm
awesomeeeeee… maybe you’re not the only one out there who wants to marry him :D only one night? that fake blood shit was hillarious. why so damn gungho wannnn
3. vvens | October 15th, 2006 at 10:45 pm
you wanna marry so many people. ;p
and the house is SO SO BIIIIIIIG! WOW.
4. AngPau | October 16th, 2006 at 1:22 am
Did you guys finish all the alchohol? :D
The house is so damn huge!
5. TheRealAnonymous | October 16th, 2006 at 5:15 am
wah… so happening… drunk before midnight… !
6. prawn | October 16th, 2006 at 5:45 am
Ahhh.. always wanted to have a house like that =D
‘Janda baik’ ehh. I think that night the place can be renamed as ‘Janda Jahat’ =P
7. jean` | October 16th, 2006 at 8:13 am
omgggggg… dream house!!
8. Vicnan | October 16th, 2006 at 11:32 am
gods, there’s more?!
Tsk.
=p
9. chioeves | October 16th, 2006 at 12:24 pm
did a hot and lusty orgy take place?
10. chioeves | October 16th, 2006 at 12:26 pm
the place seems to be perfect ala playboy mansion’s grotto.
11. aya | October 16th, 2006 at 2:18 pm
wow. nice villa :)
12. randomkaypohblogreader | October 16th, 2006 at 2:37 pm
any pics of the supra ?
13. Az1 | October 16th, 2006 at 4:42 pm
THAT is such a great place to have an orgy. Like WOW man. It’s just like in the “movies”. Oops….I forgot I puasa again….aaarrggghh!
14. pinkpau | October 16th, 2006 at 5:29 pm
sam : haha why do ppl do this! at least pretend to have read what i wrote!
waifon : yep only one night. ya wei damn funny.. actually i donno why we took such a risk doing that. the dude was so pissed off i think he would really have beat hengjun to a pulp..
vvens : ya damn big *_* jealousnya aku
angpau : only several bottles but definitely not all. thank god!
therealanon : but damn boring, the fun ended so early
prawn : haha yaaaa i see your point
jean : it would be MY dream house if there was internet connection and mobile phone coverage!!
vicnan : loads more hun :P
chioeves : i wouldnt say we were far from that..
aya : ya its gorgeousssss.
randomkaypohblogreader: no! can you believe it! i didnt manage to take any pics. his supra couldnt go up the hills so he left it somewhere at the bottom. but seriously it was a sweeeet ride.
az1 : SHUSH and be good!
15. Johann | October 16th, 2006 at 5:30 pm
Not going to marry me then? :P
The pic with the four guys cooking is cool, now I know what the answer to the long standing “How many stoned/drunk guys it takes to cook sausages?” question :D
16. chioeves | October 16th, 2006 at 5:51 pm
wei su ann, apa you were not far from that?. trying to create a stir issit?.
17. justakid | October 16th, 2006 at 6:45 pm
beautiful house! *jumps up and down in awe*
18. MichelleSY | October 16th, 2006 at 8:26 pm
Is that a house or is that a HOUSE!?
It only needs a waterfall and some koi ponds and a lovey-dovey couple to complete the picture =)
It would be such a smashing holiday getaway/ house-sit!!!
19. Lalita | October 16th, 2006 at 8:55 pm
I only have one thing to say about the house - OMG!!!!!!
20. Vicnan | October 16th, 2006 at 9:10 pm
Heh. It must be the old man in me that says “gods. dusting must be hell.”
Ooh. And i went round arab street today? And spotted a whole lane you’d love. I think. =D
..and I know what you mean. There are… videos. Of me. On Youtube. Nevermind I was stone-sober. No one else was. Heh.
21. Esther | October 16th, 2006 at 9:32 pm
the. house. is. totally. AWESOME! o_O
22. ashleighhhh | October 16th, 2006 at 11:46 pm
i was in genting too!
but no gigantic highland mansion to live in, wound up in a screwed up first world hotel room =(
and supra isnt the nicest car around!
maybe i’m just jealous XD
23. pinkpau | October 17th, 2006 at 12:08 am
johann : will still marry you of course :D vegas, here we come!
chioeves : hehe im sure if i wanted to create a stir i’d be more creative than that
justakid : thats not what we did .. we ran around from bottom to top of the house squealing.. haha
michellesy : there WAS a koi pond! and the lovey dovey couple as well. or more like 6 lovey dovey couples :D so we’re just missing the waterfall.
lalita : i hear ya. sigh!
vicnan : arab street?? where is this?! TAKE ME THERE pleeeease. and dont forget to save me murukku.
esther : i knowww!! i want it!
ashleighhhh : haha omg first world hotel *_* damn difficult to sleep there. i agree supra isnt the nicest, but sam modded it to look damn superb.. seriously wan!!
24. Denise | October 17th, 2006 at 1:48 am
I want to marry Jien too!
It’s like my dream house
*cries*
25. TheRealAnonymous | October 17th, 2006 at 2:36 am
I actually meant it… sarcastically… hahaha… WHERE GOT PEOPLE GET DRUNK BEFORE MIDNIGHT WAN ?!?!?!
Unless the person trying to drink his/her problems away laa…. then maybe lar.
26. Leia | October 17th, 2006 at 2:23 pm
Chocolates…yummy
http://www.jeffooi.com/2006/10/chocolate_anyone.php
27. pinkpau | October 17th, 2006 at 3:58 pm
denise : but it doesnt have mobile phone coverage..!
therealanon : HAH! i’d like to see u last one hour with these ppl… they down shots like water.
leia : thanks for the link :)
28. sweat | October 17th, 2006 at 5:14 pm
OH MY FUCKING GOD OH MY FUCKING GOD OMFG!!!!!!!!!111
*FAINTS
FASTER COME ON I TELL YOU WHY.
29. Gin | October 17th, 2006 at 6:22 pm
T_T. …..
30. randomkaypohblogreader | October 18th, 2006 at 12:57 am
if the supra isnt the nicest then what is ?
31. ashleighhhh | October 18th, 2006 at 2:36 am
lol, u must have a whole load of loaded good looking guy friends who are quieing up to get married with you…
hey, is one of ur guy friends called ashley?? omg, i thought i was the only male ashleigh in existence!
32. ashleighhhh | October 18th, 2006 at 2:37 am
oopz…sorry typo
33. pinkpau | October 18th, 2006 at 3:07 am
sweat : haha small world, small world
gin : @_@
random : how can supra be the nicest??? hmm i’m more into european sports cars than the jap ones .. so i guess to each their own!
ashleigh : what typo? and yup i do have a guy friend called ashley :)
34. TheRealAnonymous | October 18th, 2006 at 3:34 am
wah… down shots like water meh? If thats the case… then u guys shouldn’t start so early mar…!! WHERE GOT PEOPLE GET DRUNK BEFORE MIDNIGHT WAN ?!?!
=Þ
35. pinkpau | October 18th, 2006 at 3:53 am
the fun only starts when you’re all drunk.. :D
36. randomkaypohblogreader | October 18th, 2006 at 7:51 am
japanese then ?
37. Fishnet | October 24th, 2006 at 9:30 pm
amanda mun yee slocum nbvxcv b;
in sarv hahahah…
38. Fishnet | October 24th, 2006 at 9:30 pm
i think im in love with sarv
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