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December 19th, 2006

My report card for cool is out. It doesn’t look good. I considered many times bribing the person doing my assessment (myself) but I was at the same time too fierce and too timid to accept and give bribes respectively. Needless to say, I didn’t get very good grades and it’s official that I’m not cool. It’s hard to be cool with someone like her.

I’m a hirsute lion king in my territory on the grassy Savannah plains; female lionesses scattered all around for my mating disposal. I would stand tall and give occasional sturdy growls when warranted to calm the situation. And the lionesses would go back to their hunting and gossiping, er chatting, and the cubs their playing. But I get scratched by playful cubs. And I start crying. Tears slowly form a creek down my cheeks and tributaries in my oh-so-manly mane and my whiskers start to wilt from the weight of dewlike droplets. They’re all giving me the kind of nonplused look that only beasts of the wild can give. Do you blame them – who the fuck has seen a lion cry?

Ok the visualisation is stupid but we’re allowed to be once in a while .

Su Ann says a BIG hello to everyone. Her return tomorrow will put things back to normal  We will return to our usual long conversations again (free of those wicked secret agents) where she at once brews curiosity, anxiety and wonderment in me. And she ALWAYS remembers to give tender moments. In a few days I would lock my fingers in hers. And you would have back your regular refrain of cutes. This experience has been nothing less than surrealistic for me…to be blogging in a house of pink.

Entry Filed under: Martian Invasion

8 Comments Add your own

1. Johann | December 19th, 2006 at 9:08 am

So you’re saying you have several lionesses for your mating disposal huh? :P I’m sure she’ll be glad to hear that ;) Although I think that is taking the visualisation just a little too far.

And you’ve taken up to blogging in the middle of the night like she does too. I think you’re cool, ‘cos anyone who is with pau pau must be cool :D
2. martian | December 19th, 2006 at 2:42 pm

johann: haha no i don’t hv several lionesses. it’s just a juxtapose of contrasts.
3. pinkpau | December 19th, 2006 at 4:45 pm

HI EVERYBODY! i am back from camp but cant talk cos, er, i’m leaving for melaka now!

johanny : sigh, these lions. what can we do abt them? heyyy i got your card in the mail today! :D arghghhg now i owe u two cards back. *HUGS*

martian : you can have another 3 days worth of surreal experiences, heehee :) and are u sure u dont have several lionesses??? u think melaka dont have lions ah. -____-
4. sweat | December 19th, 2006 at 11:15 pm

eh halo martian remember me?
why your england very the powderful. i only read the first sentence of each paragraph. what is hirsute?!
5. bodicea | December 20th, 2006 at 4:14 pm

martian: stupidity is a universal phenomenon. It’s highly addictive.

hey, nobody can be smart all the time! it’s unnatural :)

pinkpau: yays you’re back
6. martian | December 21st, 2006 at 1:17 am

baby: no la, it’s just an overdose of natgeo. what melaka lions? huh? huh? huh?

sweat: hey! course i remember u. hirsute describes those powderful anti-gillette lobbies. luckily u only read 1st para…a lot of nonsense wan.

bodicea: ahhh that explains the $@%& drilling upstairs at 3am.
7. Anonymous | March 4th, 2007 at 5:54 am

It needs to be said -

You’re hot.
8. pinkpau | March 5th, 2007 at 1:27 am

anonymous : why thank u .. :) my mum says, ‘you should see her mother’.

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