Phuket Stats

since i got here last night :

“anyang haseyo!” - 2 times

“ohayo!” - 2 times

“ni hao?” - 5 times

“apa khabar?” - 0 times

“taxi?” - 4958968509 times

“i love you!” - 3 times

“thai massage? very cheaaaaapppp” - i lost count

dirty old caucasian men who tried to get into my pants - 8

dirty old caucasian men who TOLD me they wanted to get into my pants - 1

“you speak very good english for an Asian!” - 6 times

in response to me saying i’m from Malaysia, “that’s near Singapore, yes?” - 2 times

“oh, Malaysia! i love your Malaysian nah-say leh-maak!” - 1 time

diet cokes i’ve drank/drunk - 8 9 cans

times i’ve been blatantly ripped off - 1 time

times i’ve been groped / bum-tapped - 3 times

in response to me saying my name is ‘Su’, “Su… shi?” - 1 time

and here are pictures of me pigging out on Phuket food! ..and my 8th can of diet coke.

23 comments February 22nd, 2007