Phuket Stats

February 22nd, 2007

since i got here last night :

“anyang haseyo!” - 2 times

“ohayo!” - 2 times

“ni hao?” - 5 times

“apa khabar?” - 0 times

“taxi?” - 4958968509 times

“i love you!” - 3 times

“thai massage? very cheaaaaapppp” - i lost count

dirty old caucasian men who tried to get into my pants - 8

dirty old caucasian men who TOLD me they wanted to get into my pants - 1

“you speak very good english for an Asian!” - 6 times

in response to me saying i’m from Malaysia, “that’s near Singapore, yes?” - 2 times

“oh, Malaysia! i love your Malaysian nah-say leh-maak!” - 1 time

diet cokes i’ve drank/drunk - 8 9 cans

times i’ve been blatantly ripped off - 1 time

times i’ve been groped / bum-tapped - 3 times

in response to me saying my name is ‘Su’, “Su… shi?” - 1 time

and here are pictures of me pigging out on Phuket food! ..and my 8th can of diet coke.

Entry Filed under: Photos, Travel

23 Comments Add your own

  • 1. alea  |  February 22nd, 2007 at 2:04 am

    anyonghaseyo? they thought you were korean? haha.
    well, looks like you have fun eventhough you’re following 30 ppl. =D

  • 2. nick au  |  February 22nd, 2007 at 2:11 am

    hee… see.. phuket wasn’t that bad after all.. I miss bangkok!! love the shopping though.

  • 3. ArtificiallyVerbose  |  February 22nd, 2007 at 3:21 am

    who needs maggi in a place with so many other things to eat? and… so many more dirty old caucasian men to beat away…

  • 4. pinkpau  |  February 22nd, 2007 at 4:02 am

    alea : all these ppl on the streets just cincai call out greetings according to whatever nationality they think u are. i guess the nihao ones got it right since i AM chinese.. but why nobody say apa khabar to me wan! do i not look malaysian??

    nick au : just because ppl say strange things to me and i’m eating a lot of phuket food doesnt mean im happy ok… yeah bangkok owns phuket big time lah.

    artificially : hey i found the PERFECT spot okay. sigh. emo. nevermind, i wait for merlion moment. ya damn sien batting all these hands away. but my fault oso lah, siapa suruh walk around phuket and go to bars alone.

  • 5. nick au  |  February 22nd, 2007 at 4:18 am

    absolutely! of course bangkok owns phuket! who gives a damn about the sandy white(assuming) beaches when you can walk in suan lum night market or head to siam square/paragon and maybe even do pratunam area….

    btw, going to head there again in May and may even relocate to work there permanently. Therefore next time you’re down in BKK can hang out or something..
    tee hee..

    smile a little, vacation is almost over…

  • 6. bulat  |  February 22nd, 2007 at 4:38 am

    aw..doesnt look half as bad : D

  • 7. TheRealAnonymous  |  February 22nd, 2007 at 6:57 am

    I stayed in BanThai at Patong beach as well… shouldn’t be too far away from where you are. I just noticed on the last day most of the coconuts sold were burnt ones… i tot they were normal ones. =p so yeah.. can get them everywhere… But I only know of 1 place that had mango rice worh, and thats quite a walking distance away summore.

    If i were there, I could probably bring u around try some of the local food that was introduced to me by some of the local ppl… but then again, you’re a smart girl merz… u’ll find ur way around.

    Yeah… I kinda knew you would definitely be disturbed by hamsap caucasian men, coz’ they probably can’t tell a thai to a chinese or even a japanese. =p And i know someone like u would definitely be walking around alone exploring. =)

    A common phrase I get is the vendors ask u “where u from my friend?”… then i go “malaysia”… and they’ll answer back “Oh… malaysia… HELLO KAWAN! SUDAH MAKAN?”. I get that pretty often… and its the exact same phrase everywhere!

  • 8. alea  |  February 22nd, 2007 at 8:51 am

    it’s maybe because you don’t look like Malaysian. HORR! you aint brown sista, they think all Malaysians are all brown little creatures. haha. N ur chinese, chinese are all over the worlddddddddddddd! lalala. and i look like one too. I went to Morroco, and they wished me “Konichiwa” loads of time. with my tudung on! rawrrrr. They didnt wished me Assalamualaikum or somethin.

    haha. nevermind, keep ur eating buds busy n the next thing u know, you’ll be back in KL. yeay! =DD

  • 9. Jay  |  February 22nd, 2007 at 10:18 am

    1. What’s with the bloodshot eyes? Crying all night to go home?
    2. Why diet cokes?
    3. Even though you want to be home, look at the bright side, at least you got to camwhore.

  • 10. Kevin  |  February 22nd, 2007 at 12:18 pm

    Ah Pau, can I get into your pants?? >=D

  • 11. Adrian C  |  February 22nd, 2007 at 6:37 pm

    happy cny! hmm … why do u have a look like somebody’s going to steal your food in every pic in this post?! lol.

  • 12. foreverjas  |  February 23rd, 2007 at 12:13 am

    you’re all alone? btw. u look really hawt lar. O.O

  • 13. tze  |  February 23rd, 2007 at 12:47 am

    eh first pic bra strap twisted wtf

  • 14. percy  |  February 23rd, 2007 at 2:35 am

    wow happy cny to u!….*envy* as i had to celebrate cny at sarawak cant go oversea…

  • 15. nick au  |  February 23rd, 2007 at 10:24 am

    I know whathappened to the strap! It’s a bikini style bra!!!! right right?

  • 16. vvens  |  February 23rd, 2007 at 11:52 am

    i dont know why but i like the picture where you were drinking the coconut. HOT! :)

  • 17. TheRealAnonymous  |  February 24th, 2007 at 5:07 am

    i’m goin to Phuket again in a few days time… =p

  • 18. patchay  |  February 24th, 2007 at 12:11 pm

    pat here… met u in bbm lol. wah syoknya de way u eat… happy cny too! I in aussie here so boring.. no ang pau for me n miss chinese food alot ! sob sob

  • 19. AbbyC.  |  February 24th, 2007 at 12:52 pm

    not bad afterall? hahaha!! cun pictures!

  • 20. Anonymous  |  February 24th, 2007 at 3:11 pm

    it’s ohaiyo.

  • 21. pinkpau  |  February 25th, 2007 at 2:17 am

    nick au : suan lum and pratunam have nothing on chatuchak and khao san .. :D haha yes ill definitely be in bangkok this year. will let u know!

    bulat : thats coz i’ve got all these pictures of foooood :P

    therealanon : i stayed on rat uthit, the road that is parallel to patong beach road. aiyo so many mango sticky rice lah! haha the dirty old caucasian men will disturb anyone, be it local or tourists or extraterrestrials. hehe the msian phrase i got was Apa Khabar. hey one time i said i was from Kazakhstan … hahahaha the guy didnt know what to say. damn kau funny!

    alea : you’ve been to morocco?? OH MY GOD??? i soooo want to go! haha yea i came home the next morning.

    jay : 1. my eyes arent bloodshot.. but yes i did cry :P 2. because i’d rather have that few milligrams of aspartame than 1000000 mgs of sugar!! 3. ahh one can camwhore anywhere :D

    kevin : CANNOT. bring me bak reese’s peanut butter cups then i think abt it.

    adrian c : im a possessive girl mah.

    foreverjas : i went to phuket with my family and a few relatives and a lot of family friends, but yes i was walking around alone if that’s what u mean :) and thx for the compliment!

    tze : all pics oso!

    percy : thats GOOD ok .. kolok mee and open air market sio bee!!

    nick au : correct, but that doesnt mean it should be twisted! dont call the fashion police on me..

    vvens : really?? i think i looked like crap the whole day. haha coz i was so tulan abt being in phuket i didnt even bother to make myself look presentable

    therealanon : poor you :P

    patchay : hello pat! hey aus where got boring……. but yalar no angpau a bit kesian.

    abbyc : it was bad, ok :P pictures are misleading.

    anonymous : thank u for the correction :)

  • 22. alea  |  February 25th, 2007 at 5:07 am

    you should go to Morroco omg! It’s so freakin beautiful! The atmosphere, the people, the arts and the FOOD. Don’t go to Casablanca if you want to know the real Morocco, it’s just another cosmopolitan city. go to Fez and Marrakesh! Marrakesh’s Djenna el-Fnaa is astonishing. In the day is just a normal market and there’s a place called Souk, it’s a shopping paradiseeeee!! around 5000 shops in Souk and when it hits dark, the Djenna el-Fnaa damn happening. entertainers everywhere, around 3000 stalls of diff varieties of food! THEY HAVE ESCARGOT FOR FLIPPIN SAKES. omg. die, i miss Morroco edi. T.T

  • 23. sultan  |  November 2nd, 2007 at 8:25 pm

    Oh my god ?
    do you remeber me ,i spent full night with you
    call me 00971503599931

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