Take Me Home
April 8th, 2007
if there is one thing i absolutely cannot stand, it is the loss of opportunity. my most depressed (ok i use this loosely, perhaps ‘gloomiest’ would be a better word) stages in life are always when i want to do something badly, AM SO CLOSE to doing that something, but at the last minute it is snatched out of my hands by some warped and unexpected circumstance. i hate it when that happens. really hate it.
so dont talk to me about the ESUM public speaking competition. i went to watch the semifinals today and was totally shocked at the quality of the speeches at semifinal level. some of them didnt even *have* their speeches prepared, or even understood the meaning of ’straw that broke the camel’s back’. arhghghghghgh see lah, lim su ann. panic summore lah. have low confidence summore lah. pull out of competition summore lah. see who regrets now. bitch. no one to blame but yourself.
@#*%&$*(^*$( okok the end of whining. THE END. next time no more panicking and no more low confidence and no more last minute no-shows.
eh but the public speaking circuit is a small one. saw 3 friends and 2 other familiar faces at the semifinals. gooooo sharmin, caryn, john. hope you three make it to the finals! if i cant be there, i wanna at least live vicariously through you guys :P okay maybe except john. coz his debate team kicked my team’s ass and went on to win the championship trophy and i’m still bitter 
damn funny right this face! i love it. coz it’s so ME, muahaha.
a photo from our pool orgy tonight :
i wanna say a big thank you to everyone who took the time to pull me out of my little depressed rut over the past 2 weeks. i totally appreciate it, even if i was too sullen to say so. everything has been so emotionally taxing, i feel like i dont have any life left in me. but i’m okay now. i ate two oranges this morning and for some reason i felt inexplicably better. and i also encountered the coolest cabbie ever this afternoon, who sang songs for me (we belted out Take Me Home Country Road together loudly) and told me to have more sex. haha i liked him sooooo much, not because he told me to have more sex, but because he was just so awesome. he totally knew how to make me feel better. i entered his cab a very sulky girl, and i came out giggling like crazy. he later asked me if i would go watch Mr Bean with him.. hahaha! so funny. i replied, ‘date someone your own age lah uncle!’ and he said, ‘you shaddup, hypocrite’. -__-
and he very perasan wan, says he looks like Jackie Chan. but that’s okay, awesome people can be as perasan as they want. (Jay, for your benefit, perasan means self-absorbed or vain)
as i got out of the car, he said, ‘girl ah dont be be sad okay. remember never to take things too seriously in life. oh and dont forget to have sex. byebye!’
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30 Comments Add your own
1. zen | April 8th, 2007 at 6:22 am
so cute lah the taxi driver! :D
good morning :)
2. k0k | April 8th, 2007 at 6:25 am
my kind of man; “Have more sex!”
Best advice I’ve ever heard in my life.
3. tze | April 8th, 2007 at 7:13 am
how can you meet people who says things like that and not get scared!
4. HK | April 8th, 2007 at 9:46 am
That’s one COOL cabbie! And he looks good too, rarely do I see cabbies of that calibre~
Must be one hell of a party that you guys had. Hmph, wish I was there =D
5. alvin | April 8th, 2007 at 11:04 am
you know wat, he does look like jackie chan. :)
6. Waifon | April 8th, 2007 at 11:24 am
I met a cabbie who told me that he used to own an accounting firm. Then there was another Pakistani cabbie who has a degree in law and currently doing his masters in KL. O_O.. intellectual cabbies. He even offered to buy me a ticket to Pakistan to visit his country and his sister (who’s a Political Science and English lecturer) will support me over there.
And it only took me the time from KLCC to Ampang to get a cabbie who wants to go travelling with me and take care of all the moolah business. Damn cool.. but I dont want to end up on the first page of the newspaper under rape cum murder la. He meant well I guess but I’m just paranoid like that haha. Feel better already ok! I buy you chocopies la but it’s marshmallow cream inside instead of the usual rubbery marshmallows :D really wannn.
7. chanyip | April 8th, 2007 at 11:24 am
wow…aren’t u afraid of pervert taxi drivers?
8. JonathanLim | April 8th, 2007 at 1:27 pm
i’d be so freaked out if i was a girl and a guy in a cab told me to have more sex. but he looks ait.
shit i so wanted to be there. cant believe i missed the second orgy. pool orgy.
orgy.
9. sieutheng | April 8th, 2007 at 1:57 pm
i once met a cabbie who showed me card magic, while he was driving. he has all those poker cards stuck onto his car ceiling. before that he gave me some fortune telling. lol
and ur cabbie looks like those oompa loompas from willy wonka’s chocolate factory.
10. bulat | April 8th, 2007 at 2:41 pm
omg! why the cabbie got such expression while camwhoring?! a wth am i doing but im going to smile for the sake look!
11. The Sim | April 8th, 2007 at 5:17 pm
haha “you shaddup, hypocrite” is one super comeback, i like. no offense la pink but i just like his quick wit. haha, awesome people are peeps who let their hair loose when u least expect it.
wow crap the pool party didnt look much different, pls send me some photos (so many girls there, preferably some sexy photos pls).
12. The Sim | April 8th, 2007 at 5:19 pm
by didnt look much different i meant “just like old times”
sorry for adding unnecessary blog comments
13. Michelle | April 8th, 2007 at 5:41 pm
Speechless….
14. pinkpau | April 8th, 2007 at 6:14 pm
zen : cute right! hehe gmorning to u too
k0k : this man knows his stuff eh
tze : no, he was very cool. asked me why i was depressed and then attempted to reason it out with me. gave very good explanations too.. :) and he was like ’sex is a beautiful thing.. no idea why people like to distort it into something ugly and cannot be spoken abt’. haha! i like!
hk : there were more ppl this year, what with the taylors bunch and all. but yaaa u missing ppl shoulda been here!
alvin : more so in real life!
waifon : haha take only lah! its pakistan, babe!!! and eh what chocopie with marshmallow creme :O
chanyip : hardly. seen too many of them to be scared! but this guy wasnt perverted anyway.
jon : nooo he was cool. very friendly and we talked abt our love lifes like we were long time buddies, heehee. hey you werent even at the first orgy..
sieutheng : stuck on his car ceiling?? so cool!!! free fortune telling summore. eh pls lah oompa loompa so ugly ok!!!
bulat : no he was acting cool, but tak jadi! we took a few shots and he looks like that in all of them
the sim : yea i oso donno how to respond. i was like arghghhghgh! nope it wasnt much diff except it rained this time and szeyin got thrown in the pool by her man, haha
michelle : but speechless ppl dont normally leave comments..
15. HK | April 8th, 2007 at 8:26 pm
but.. how come i don’t get cabbies like this?! The only times when I took a cab, the cabbie was… talking to me about football. He was this big fan of some local club, and he asked me “boy ada tengok bola tak?” “tak de, EPL ada lah.. hehe”
Echoing The Sim’s comment : Send me some pics too!
16. Kevin | April 8th, 2007 at 9:20 pm
WHATtttt… THEeeee…FUCKkkkkk
He’s my father’s childhood best friend
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17. raZZbeRRy | April 8th, 2007 at 10:22 pm
I met a scary cabbie driver who once told me I looked like his ex-girlfriend.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmm…
Then he told me he was joking.
Good to know taxi drivers in Malaysia have sense of humour!
18. The Sim | April 9th, 2007 at 12:51 am
melbourne taxi driver is dulan-faced, never talk(cause i guy?!) and mostly indian(some is work part time while doing masters) and on top of not being funny, the meter is every 3 seconds 10 cents whether stationary or moving. no fun taking a taxi ride in melbourne, no siree.
back home, i only got to encounter a racist taxi who kept complaining bout the dominant race. from then onwards my taxi driver was justin.
19. Jayelle | April 9th, 2007 at 1:03 am
wahahahhaa i love that taxi driver man! and he DOES look like Jackie Chan:)
last time in form4…(a time when i took alot of cabs)..i once encountered this cabbie. Indian dude named Ravi. he asked me, “Girl, you sukak magic tak?”
and i was like, “oklor..not too bad..”
then he said he can make the guy i want to fall in love with me. I was like, “hahahahhah ya rite”.. then he took out two photos.. of a couple. and he said that he helped the girl in the photo get the guy in the photo. wtf rite?
I was quite freaked out already. Then he gave me a small container(the type you use to put your roll of film in) and he said, “Dalam takda apa apa kan? Tunggu!”…
at this time he was driving past Traktor Malaysia(next to subang parade) and he pointed at the bougainvilla bushes lining the area around the building, “Nampak bunga tu?” he said.
And I was like, “uh huh?”…
then he shook the container and out came a bougainvilla.
wtffff…i was damn scared i remember.
then he asked me to save his number if i ever needed his services.
thank goodness i don’t have to take taxi alone nowadays. can drive di. phew.
20. alea | April 9th, 2007 at 3:43 am
omfg. why aren’t all taxi driver’s are like that?!! He and i can make a great team on talking sex all day. =P
21. Albert Ng | April 9th, 2007 at 3:56 am
Bladdy hell, I tell people to have more sex, they get annoyed at me instead.
Power la you can camwhore with taxi driver. I’m shy to take out any camera when in a cab.
You gotta love cabbies that are unusually informative. Like the one who told me how “his friend’s” car-stealing syndicate worked. I think I rode with him twice. There was another who offered me porn after paying the fare because I “had a porn face”. There was another making up a random song about being stuck in a jam.
Those make my day, and I learn from them how to strike up random conversations.
The rest of the selfish single-occupancy-vehicle jam-causing owners don’t know what a self-contained private space bubble they have created for themselves. We’re all too closed up.
22. Albert Ng | April 9th, 2007 at 3:58 am
ARRR! I hate it when plans/dates you book/reserve weeks before don’t happen in the end. Such that I fear the impending futility of making far-ahead plans.
23. jinz | April 9th, 2007 at 11:15 am
lol..i have the exclusive pics of sze yin getting thrown by her bf to the pool..so that photo u all have to ask from me.(since my lousy 2megapixel camera phone is the only camera around..haha)
…haha…that night was great..really bring back past memories..if i was su ann, i would be scared of that cabbie driver..especially if he had spoken in chinese..i’ll laugh..but su ann is one very natural girl i can see…
lol..wat time u went home anyway that day?…7.30am?..haha
24. bs | April 9th, 2007 at 12:52 pm
hahaha.. so cute wan the taxi driver! i like his ‘you shaddup, hypocrite’! whoa, attitude! he knew that u’re dating an older guy?
p/s: he does look a lil like an oompa loompa….
25. kei | April 9th, 2007 at 4:50 pm
what a great experience to encounter an open minded yet decent taxi dude with indepth knowledge of sex and life. hahaha you’re such a lucky girl. heh
and he doesn’t looked like jackie chan…probably had too much sex. hahaha
26. Az1 | April 9th, 2007 at 5:47 pm
I like anything and everything that has to do with sex and orgy. Especially orgy! LOL!
27. MichelleSY | April 9th, 2007 at 10:52 pm
You do run into the most interesting cab drivers =)
Btw, did you chat in chinese/ cantonese/ english? That guy very stylo-mylo ok? Declare himself a Jackie Chan look-alike some more ;)
28. MichelleSY | April 9th, 2007 at 10:55 pm
And YEAH LAH why didn’t you enter the ESUM comp - you would have kicked ASS!!!!1111
I can gerenti ok - or should that be you can gerent
You should have a Pinkpau SuAnn warranty for situations like these =)
29. quaintly.net » Die &hellip | April 25th, 2007 at 11:43 am
[...] remember the cabbie i blogged about here? yeah the one who sang songs for me and told me to have more sex? it turns out he’s Kevin The Beaver’s father’s childhood friend, and Beaver sent me this photo of himself and the cabbie during Beaver’s bro’s wedding dinner -___- the world is too small. [...]
30. dLc | May 17th, 2007 at 1:57 am
wow.. first time at this blog.. gotta admit i got it from kennysia.com.. but.. i gotta say.. this is my fav post so far.. :P
amazing how sometimes u get lifted up from someone u least expect.. reminds of this song..
randy travis - angels among us.. :D
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