Venti-Sized Verbiage

pinkpau is antsy cant wait to finish her finals it’s my last paper today psychology 201 is bloody boring bloody bloody boring i dont think i wanna major in psychology anymore all i wanna do is sleep cant wait to take the paper and come home and sleep my afternoon away before dinner with the bestest friends even though Penguin is sick with a respiratory tract infection thingy and almost died at least everyone else will be there we’re going to have mexican yay i like mexican but i dont like jalapenos Martian loves jalapenos donno why he does coz jalapenos taste ugh anyway Martian has a new name and it’s Marty because bernard suggested it and it’s so facking cute i totally like it so Martian is now Marty coz i say so and i can call him other names if i want to its only fair coz he likes to call me other names as well hah hah everybody lets laugh together bloody hell i’m so high need to stop drinking so much coffee i think i’ve had 958445 venti sized coffees in the past 3 days and i’m suffering from a case of dehydration and my stupid rashes are back hey did i mention psychology is bloody boring and that i completely messed up my economics finals yesterday can you believe i forgot the formula for rate of inflation and said transfer payments were a form of government spending oh my god can you just shoot me or something jon sent me a nice song by tokyo police club its a very cool song everyone should go listen to tokyo police club and hey was this week’s american idol episode stupid or what damn pretentious and cheesy and to top it off they didnt even eliminate anyone eh did you guys read that report on our information minister who lambasted britain’s BBC for featuring anwar because anwar is supposedly a ‘failed opposition leader’ basically what he meant to say was ‘why must feature opposition member you dumbshits why kenot feature BN’ and then he went on to say that it wasnt respecting malaysians who have rejected opposition political parties wtf stupid wan lah i tell you see this is what you get when there is no check and balance in our parliament all these monkeys think they rule the world coz they know how to pull votes from the naive majority who are swayed by paved roads and new playgrounds and new community centres so folks please pandai-pandai a bit when you vote in the upcoming election argh i want to vote hey i’m actually really hungry dont know what to eat but i think i should go back to studying so i can kick Psychology 201 ass today okay byebye the purpose of this post is actually to vent some repressed energy as well as to make you be grateful for the existence of punctuation in our reality today

Comments April 27th, 2007