A Will And A Frog

in all seriousness, i may lose my life this weekend. so before that happens, i want to publicly declare the delegation of my treasured possessions to the rightful parties now, in order to avoid any ownership tug-of-wars when i’m dead and gone and cannot rightfully confirm who will have what.

to my father, i leave my weighing scale that is actually yours but i stole it. hahaha. well, you can have it back now!

to my mother, i leave all my shoes and handbags. and that leopard-print slip that’s a little too big for me. yes mum, now you dont need to work so hard at finding all the hiding spots in which i stash my latest purchases. p/s : the enzo angiolini shoes that i would never let you borrow are underneath the rolled-up final fantasy 8 posters underneath my trenchcoats.

to Tall Brother, i leave my full-length mirror. you know you want it.

to Short Brother, i leave my room. the space only, you idiot, not the stuff. you may as well have it. dont think i dont know you always sleep in my room whenever i’m out of town!

to Kak Nur who’s almost family, i leave all my makeup. dont think i dont know you always secretly try on my makeup whenever i’m not home! yes, you can have my makeup brushes too.

to Martian, i leave all my little white thongs. ahem. and my Ixus coz i know you like it. and all my love for ever.

to Sieutheng, i leave my 2007 angpau stash. it’s in that little cabinet underneath the jigsaw portrait aira gave me! use the money wisely okay… dont squander it all on shisha or something.

to Waimin, i leave my laptop. coz you will most probably never get one of your own. eh.. i got all of Grey’s Anatomy season 3 on my harddisk! watch okay! ogle McDreamy. send him my love.

to Aira, i leave my long-overdue bday present for you. hahaha! it’s the giftwrapped package on the 3rd rack of the shelf next to my wardrobe.

to Ivan, i leave the Topshop & Topman vouchers i have in my certificate folder. go buy yourself some new duds, my dahling. hopefully you bump into you-know-who again!

to Jovann, i leave my iPod. yes lah yes lah i know yours is more canggih than mine, but better than nothing right!

to Songjun, i leave all my Starbucks vouchers. you can find them in the folder where i keep all my certificates. here’s to many many many iced hazelnut lattes when you come home!

to Johanny, i leave many many hugs and smooches and memories of first-time meetings in Crown Towers, Melbourne.

to Smartypants, i leave my entire collection of books! you know where they are!

to Hock Chuan, i leave you the sole packet of Reese Peanut Butter Cups i have left. it’s on my desk in my room.

to Tze, i leave my Alexander Mcqueen shoes and all the Kookai stuff i have in my wardrobe!

to Kevin The Beaver, i leave the phone numbers of all the hot girls i know. you can find them all in my cellphone.

to Timtam, i leave all my old issues of KLue and memories of camwhoring in supermarket trolleys

to Booha, i leave my entire MP3 collection (C:\Su Ann\MP3s in my laptop) and all my local singer-songwriter CDs! check out the Reza Salleh one! it’s at the top of the pile on my desk.

to Puppy, i leave my RBJ Patron status! because i’m a hippie like that! oh and my domain space as well.

to Dr. Scott, i leave the uncropped version of my shower photo. but only coz i know you’ll approach it from an artist’s POV!

to Kenny, i leave all my Powerbars, the ones i didnt eat. the reason i’m dead is you!!!

to Ginny, i leave my angel wings. may you never be conned into paying too much for another pair again!

to Albert, i leave my Goodbye Boys VCD, as well as the bottle of Bacardi in my kitchen, second cabinet from the right. arrrr!

to Jay, i leave my Singapore Selftimer photos to caption with as you please. and that Clark Kent phonebooth photo too! and the hope that the makers of Grey’s dont decide to do that ridiculous spinoff.

to Azlan and Jeremy, i leave a pinch on both your backsides!!! how dare you get me all excited over our australia getaway and then just kill my hopes like that!! stoopid -_____-

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okay the end, i got no more stuff to give away.

and before i leave the world forever, here are some more Singapore Selftimer photos for all my nearest and dearest to remember me by :( this time, it’s me and Kermit the Frog!

check out the Space Invaders wall!! it was at this point that i noticed Kermit and grabbed him to camwhore

kermit likes his eyeball licked

spot the kermit!

kermit and my backside

bored kermit and bored me coz ming keeps neglecting us

doing laundry.. not

locked out! or just pretending to be

and finally, a somewhat proper pic of meself and ming!

okay i’m gonna go relish the last few minutes of my time in this world. i still have yet to tell my family and friends how much i love them, eat my last Oreo and drink my last Diet Coke. i’m looking back on the past 18 years of my life with some resignation; there are so many things i wish i had done differently. but then again, i had a kickass life and way more than my fair share of fun, so no regrets :) and at least i’m gonna die an honor roll student, haha.

but it just kinda sucks that i’m never gonna be able to read the last Harry Potter book.

44 comments May 10th, 2007