A Will And A Frog
May 10th, 2007
in all seriousness, i may lose my life this weekend. so before that happens, i want to publicly declare the delegation of my treasured possessions to the rightful parties now, in order to avoid any ownership tug-of-wars when i’m dead and gone and cannot rightfully confirm who will have what.
to my father, i leave my weighing scale that is actually yours but i stole it. hahaha. well, you can have it back now!
to my mother, i leave all my shoes and handbags. and that leopard-print slip that’s a little too big for me. yes mum, now you dont need to work so hard at finding all the hiding spots in which i stash my latest purchases. p/s : the enzo angiolini shoes that i would never let you borrow are underneath the rolled-up final fantasy 8 posters underneath my trenchcoats.
to Tall Brother, i leave my full-length mirror. you know you want it.
to Short Brother, i leave my room. the space only, you idiot, not the stuff. you may as well have it. dont think i dont know you always sleep in my room whenever i’m out of town!
to Kak Nur who’s almost family, i leave all my makeup. dont think i dont know you always secretly try on my makeup whenever i’m not home! yes, you can have my makeup brushes too.
to Martian, i leave all my little white thongs. ahem. and my Ixus coz i know you like it. and all my love for ever.
to Sieutheng, i leave my 2007 angpau stash. it’s in that little cabinet underneath the jigsaw portrait aira gave me! use the money wisely okay… dont squander it all on shisha or something.
to Waimin, i leave my laptop. coz you will most probably never get one of your own. eh.. i got all of Grey’s Anatomy season 3 on my harddisk! watch okay! ogle McDreamy. send him my love.
to Aira, i leave my long-overdue bday present for you. hahaha! it’s the giftwrapped package on the 3rd rack of the shelf next to my wardrobe.
to Ivan, i leave the Topshop & Topman vouchers i have in my certificate folder. go buy yourself some new duds, my dahling. hopefully you bump into you-know-who again!
to Jovann, i leave my iPod. yes lah yes lah i know yours is more canggih than mine, but better than nothing right!
to Songjun, i leave all my Starbucks vouchers. you can find them in the folder where i keep all my certificates. here’s to many many many iced hazelnut lattes when you come home!
to Johanny, i leave many many hugs and smooches and memories of first-time meetings in Crown Towers, Melbourne.
to Smartypants, i leave my entire collection of books! you know where they are!
to Hock Chuan, i leave you the sole packet of Reese Peanut Butter Cups i have left. it’s on my desk in my room.
to Tze, i leave my Alexander Mcqueen shoes and all the Kookai stuff i have in my wardrobe!
to Kevin The Beaver, i leave the phone numbers of all the hot girls i know. you can find them all in my cellphone.
to Timtam, i leave all my old issues of KLue and memories of camwhoring in supermarket trolleys
to Booha, i leave my entire MP3 collection (C:\Su Ann\MP3s in my laptop) and all my local singer-songwriter CDs! check out the Reza Salleh one! it’s at the top of the pile on my desk.
to Puppy, i leave my RBJ Patron status! because i’m a hippie like that! oh and my domain space as well.
to Dr. Scott, i leave the uncropped version of my shower photo. but only coz i know you’ll approach it from an artist’s POV!
to Kenny, i leave all my Powerbars, the ones i didnt eat. the reason i’m dead is you!!!
to Ginny, i leave my angel wings. may you never be conned into paying too much for another pair again!
to Albert, i leave my Goodbye Boys VCD, as well as the bottle of Bacardi in my kitchen, second cabinet from the right. arrrr!
to Jay, i leave my Singapore Selftimer photos to caption with as you please. and that Clark Kent phonebooth photo too! and the hope that the makers of Grey’s dont decide to do that ridiculous spinoff.
to Azlan and Jeremy, i leave a pinch on both your backsides!!! how dare you get me all excited over our australia getaway and then just kill my hopes like that!! stoopid -_____-
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okay the end, i got no more stuff to give away.
and before i leave the world forever, here are some more Singapore Selftimer photos for all my nearest and dearest to remember me by :( this time, it’s me and Kermit the Frog!
check out the Space Invaders wall!! it was at this point that i noticed Kermit and grabbed him to camwhore
kermit likes his eyeball licked
spot the kermit!
kermit and my backside
bored kermit and bored me coz ming keeps neglecting us
doing laundry.. not
locked out! or just pretending to be
and finally, a somewhat proper pic of meself and ming!
okay i’m gonna go relish the last few minutes of my time in this world. i still have yet to tell my family and friends how much i love them, eat my last Oreo and drink my last Diet Coke. i’m looking back on the past 18 years of my life with some resignation; there are so many things i wish i had done differently. but then again, i had a kickass life and way more than my fair share of fun, so no regrets :) and at least i’m gonna die an honor roll student, haha.
but it just kinda sucks that i’m never gonna be able to read the last Harry Potter book.
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44 Comments Add your own
1. celeste | May 10th, 2007 at 8:12 pm
eh cannot go yet la..
u still have not eaten pinky bars wif me o.o
T_T
2. Kevin Chan | May 10th, 2007 at 9:01 pm
phew.
3. MichelleSY | May 10th, 2007 at 9:20 pm
LOL – run, Forrest, run!!!!!
Good luck sweetie! (if it’s what I think it is) =)
4. ArtificiallyVerbose | May 10th, 2007 at 9:57 pm
wah lau… i want marmalade pics…
i sent you a mail from work. pls check. important stuff for my career.
ok anyway. good luck la. don’t die. i’m supposed to kill you remember.
5. sieutheng | May 10th, 2007 at 11:04 pm
hmm can i still have them if u survive?
6. justakid | May 10th, 2007 at 11:10 pm
why r u goin 2 die???
7. alea | May 11th, 2007 at 1:17 am
my god you have time to take pictures like that? haha salutes!
8. songjun | May 11th, 2007 at 1:44 am
yay u remember my hazelnut latte fetish hahaha :p
9. Albert Ng | May 11th, 2007 at 2:43 am
HAHAHAHA Kermit loves a good lick.
I think I tend to camwhore like that these days, mouth open like that.
This entry is also a good way to find your stuff should you forget where you kept them.
10. reallybites | May 11th, 2007 at 2:55 am
about the harry potter book right…no worries…i burn for u ok!
11. reallybites | May 11th, 2007 at 2:56 am
eh what happened to my other commment…ish..
anyways i was saying…ur leaving me allllll your pirated songs?!?!
and if u dont die, i dont get them?
12. Kevin | May 11th, 2007 at 4:44 am
Hahah wtf? How do I know if any of them are hot? You never intro any hot chicks to me until now.
And I don’t want just their numbers..I literally want them ^_^
13. Jonathan | May 11th, 2007 at 4:52 am
You…? Leaving the world without reading the last harry potter book?
Would that be possible?
Nice pose on the washing machine..that’ll be a great potrait. Too bad if im going to sit on the washing machine, ill crush it…maybe ill just take a picture on my volkswagen beatles instead :D
14. HK | May 11th, 2007 at 6:23 am
haha, you can’t be serious!
oh well, i love the hermit pictures, it’s lovely how the poses go about hahaha. still come to think of it, you can’t be serious! =)
15. k0k | May 11th, 2007 at 8:05 am
can I take over quaintly.net once you’ve bought the farm?
16. scott | May 11th, 2007 at 9:11 am
Although I am honored to be willed your uncropped shower pic, I would like to renegotiate the terms of its release for much less morbid requirements.
17. vvens | May 11th, 2007 at 10:23 am
oi! cannot simply leave will one… :(
*touches wood*
18. percy | May 11th, 2007 at 10:25 am
where’s mine part?…..hahaaha
19. ronin | May 11th, 2007 at 10:33 am
You definitely is having more than your fair share of fun for an eighteen years old. I don’t know of any 30 or 40 years old who even have done half of what you had. Bravo, keep up the zest! Just don’t die, okie. It’ll be such a waste.
20. SzeWei | May 11th, 2007 at 12:19 pm
Yea man. It’s a BIG waste if you leave the world. If that’s wad u plan to do. Haha. You must hang on. God’s with you :)
( okie. i sound very christian ;p )
21. creepingblogreader | May 11th, 2007 at 1:18 pm
wtf?
22. bobi | May 11th, 2007 at 1:43 pm
rip
23. Emily T | May 11th, 2007 at 2:00 pm
Haha, are you running a marathon??
24. nick au | May 11th, 2007 at 3:48 pm
what baout meee!!!!! what do I get?
sobs.. nothinggg…
*waves empty hand*
how now??
*died*
25. tze | May 11th, 2007 at 7:48 pm
can i want you to not die and still have the kookai stuff and your alexander mcqueen shoes?
how u know im obsessed with kookai T______T dont die T_____________T
26. Adrian | May 11th, 2007 at 8:54 pm
I want something too =(
27. Michelle | May 11th, 2007 at 9:39 pm
NO, you cannot. I haven’t saw you in real life unlike some of my friends…. Not fair.
Maybe if I belanja you a nice cuppa, would you stay?
28. anon | May 11th, 2007 at 10:03 pm
omg… why are u dying? or are u just being overly dramatic like we all know you can be? =P
anyways, don’t die! i’ll miss reading your blog entries…
btw, how and when did martian and you break up? O.O
29. michelleg | May 11th, 2007 at 10:33 pm
dun die!! i’ll miss ur blog! ^______^ hehe..
30. Vicnan | May 11th, 2007 at 11:18 pm
You damn weird leh.
31. george | May 11th, 2007 at 11:57 pm
the laundry is my job!!
32. smartypants | May 12th, 2007 at 12:31 am
wei, you put me in a quandary. doesnt this entry of your blog smell of danger signs? hmmm..all you readers out there..esp those into psychology/counselling/psychiatry etc, remember it is our collective responsibility!!
BEFRIENDERS KL hotline is 03-79568144/5. i’ve done my part. yup! now i can count with glee the vast collection of pinkpau’s books.. 0-0
33. jonathanlim | May 12th, 2007 at 12:42 am
can i get ur brand new apartment?
the one ur gonna buy hopefully before this weekend?
34. smartypants | May 12th, 2007 at 12:55 am
i dont know which number you need. just to cover more grounds. here’s the list:
USEFUL CONTACTS
Malaysian AIDS Council : 03-40451033
AIDS Hotline : 03 – 79820996
Alcoholics Anonymous : 03 – 2078 0564
National Autistic Society of Malaysia : 03 – 40223744
Parents Resource of Autism (PRFA) : 03 – 77272060
All Woman’s Action Movement (AWAM) : 03 – 78774221
Alzheimer’s Disease Foundation Malaysia (ADFM) : 03 – 22749060
Malaysia Association for the Blind : 03 – 22722672
Society for the Blind : 03 – 22746162
National Cancer Society : 03 – 26987351
Cancer link Foundation (supportive help for Cancer patients) : 03 – 79579310
Child Abuse – TELEDERA : 1800-889-070 or 03 – 26910292
Child Abuse – General Hospital KL Hotline : 03 – 26929619
Malaysian Council for Child Welfare : 03 – 92850309
YMCA Deaf Club Kuala Lumpur : 03 – 22741439
National Society for the Deaf : 03 – 78809358
Hospice Malaysia – for the terminally ill : 03 – 91333936
Home Nursing Services KL : 03 – 26915858
Legal aid bureau (government) : 03 – 26942700
anybody has jk rowling direct line?
35. jimmy | May 12th, 2007 at 2:53 am
don’t go…. i luv you!! everyone luvs you..
noooooooooooooooooo…………………………….
what the heck is goin on…
you have always been morbid but this… wargh…
36. songjun | May 12th, 2007 at 3:33 am
oy.. faster la… when can i collect my vouchers?
ahah :P
37. AverDim | May 12th, 2007 at 9:05 am
heh.
gonna go fill the heavens (or hell…) with pink?
dat’s gotta be a sight.
38. Gin | May 12th, 2007 at 11:36 am
hahaha ;p i shall remind your bro to bring them wings. WAAHHAHHHA
even if u dont die ;p i can ahve them right *big eyes*
but dont die 1st!! hahaha… AUSSIEE LANND AUUSIIEEE LANND… =D =D
39. Bernard Lau | May 12th, 2007 at 4:54 pm
why i got nothing one !? :( at least bake me your muffins first larr… then i will go pray at your tombstone every now and then. But do please don’t die ;) we supposed to meet up soon remember?
40. Aimee | May 12th, 2007 at 6:09 pm
HAHAHAHA!
malaysian aids society.
alcoholics anonymous
goodness gracious.your smart friend’s comment distracted me from asking you why you were going to die!
41. -archangel- | May 12th, 2007 at 7:10 pm
why got nothing for me ! >=(
42. foreverjas | May 12th, 2007 at 7:13 pm
T______________________T
43. kennysia | May 12th, 2007 at 7:29 pm
WE SURVIVED!!!
And we are ROCK STARS!
44. jia jen | May 12th, 2007 at 8:12 pm
hey…wat abot me?? >.
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