You’re Yummy

August 12th, 2007

there was a clump of hair clinging wetly to the drain in the shower stall of our hotel room. long and brown and red, there was no question that those miserable scalp-forsaken strands belonged to me. the sight of it really quite disturbed me for some reason, yet i found myself staring down curiously at the tangled mass for the entire time i was taking a shower. in my mind, i was just drawing parallels between this strange sight and other worrying things that are going on in my life. sometimes there is just no escaping metaphors.

after my shower, i crawled naked into bed with Martian, who was already asleep. i held him to me for a while, put my hands under his shirt to feel his heart beating. and then i reminisced about the past week, keeping myself company with memories of the silly little things we did, all the cheekiness we were up to. then i kissed him, and he stirred to kiss me back and to murmur some sleepy nonsense. i am reminded of a moment a long time ago, during our mont kiara days as we affectionately call it now, where he once said to me, ‘for your future reference, i’m a light sleeper’. i remember rolling my eyes and thinking to myself, ‘as if i’ll be needing future references about you!’. sigh. but look where we are now. isnt it funny how delightfully wrong one can be sometimes?

i wonder a lot where we go from here. i wonder a lot about many things. but most of all i wonder how we can be so lucky as to have everything just fall into place for us. gods. to think of how it all started. to think how narrowly we almost missed each other in the grand scheme of things. it panics me. but then i remember how we have each other, that we love each other, and how in the end that is ultimately all that really matters.

okay sappiness aside! here’s something i’ve always wanted to do. if you could ask Martian any one question, what would it be?

i’ll start. baby why do you always have to disturb me in the morning!

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68 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Gin  |  August 12th, 2007 at 7:24 am

    why martian @_@ or did i ask this before *O* ahhahaha. shit.

  • 2. kiasu andrew  |  August 12th, 2007 at 8:07 am

    are you sore? *braces self* hehehehehe

  • 3. gaelan  |  August 12th, 2007 at 9:19 am

    why are you called a martian? is it because she’s from venus? hohoho.

  • 4. foreverjas  |  August 12th, 2007 at 9:22 am

    hehe. gosh, i miss those bed moments with my love. its so sweet and cheecky aight?

  • 5. aya  |  August 12th, 2007 at 9:46 am

    Dear Martian,

    may i trade places with you? :]

  • 6. JustAnotherTragedy  |  August 12th, 2007 at 1:12 pm

    Stop making me miss my bf :(

  • 7. JustAnotherTragedy  |  August 12th, 2007 at 1:20 pm

    ooh i hope ur parents dont read this :P

  • 8. PhooiSze  |  August 12th, 2007 at 4:15 pm

    When will you marry su ann?

    haha ok wtf hve a nice day! =)

  • 9. boob_omatic  |  August 12th, 2007 at 4:39 pm

    i thought you were going to start telling us your erotic story. alas, potong steam je. “baby why do you always have to disturb me in the morning!”….(disturb in what sort of way,eh?)…:)

  • 10. Steven Lee  |  August 12th, 2007 at 4:55 pm

    Martian,

    How does SuAnn looks naked?

    Yes, naughty but still a question nonetheless. ^_^

  • 11. Ringo  |  August 12th, 2007 at 5:34 pm

    I just got you a new dress.

  • 12. sheon  |  August 12th, 2007 at 6:48 pm

    :) lovey dovey………………..i totally missed the boat………… now, its gone forever…. hahahahaha……………..(where’s my vietnamese bride catalogue..??)

  • 13. kennysia  |  August 12th, 2007 at 7:06 pm

    dear martian, “who goes on top?”

  • 14. thegeekinpink  |  August 12th, 2007 at 7:09 pm

    Do you panic about how you could have missed each other as she does too?

    :)

  • 15. MichelleSY  |  August 12th, 2007 at 7:40 pm

    What is the one thing you love most about Su Ann? =)

  • 16. Michael  |  August 12th, 2007 at 7:44 pm

    sweet…my ques : Do u kiss and hug her after some “exercise”? lol

  • 17. chan kong choy aka datuk b  |  August 12th, 2007 at 10:29 pm

    oh so yu have a boyfriend. :( i want to cry now how poorly i am now!!!

  • 18. sweat  |  August 12th, 2007 at 11:02 pm

    eh martian what do you think of me wtf. ya right as if I’m gonna ask a non self-absorbed ques! quick tell me! remember where we first met? after that play! *wistful sigh wtf
    ok choose from here: pretty, hot, friendly or all of the above wtf

  • 19. Roberto Carlos  |  August 12th, 2007 at 11:21 pm

    su ann, does ur parents allow u to have *ahem* activity?

  • 20. martian  |  August 12th, 2007 at 11:30 pm

    gin: it’s the eyebrows. just found this out few days ago..

    kiasu: about what?

    gaelan: she’s from venus? that explains the weird accent.

    foreverjas: i feel like dracula. i bite off clumps of her flesh.

    aya: how polite you are. but no. sorry.

    just: give your bf a good firm massage the next time you see him. even when he doesn’t beg for it.

    phooisze: we’re kinda trying to synchronise our diaries. i’m free after i courier my tax returns next sat but i think she has a pedi appointment.

    boob-omatic: wrong site. try http://www.imapervertandhavelotsoffreetime.com

    steven: does you means nude? gorgeous, nonetheless.

    kennysia: odd days me, even days her, sundays rest.

    thegeekinpink: no, we can’t have 2 panicky people together :)

    michellesy: ooh tough one. if i had to choose among the many things i love abt her, it’s her scent.

    michael: i exercise my right to kiss and hug her all the time.

    chan kong choy: don’t cry. you are a big man. please liberalise the sing-kl route asap so that my baby can fly here cheaper.

    sweat: eh i thot these were sposed to be questions abt me wtf. but anyway i think ur all of the abv and humble.

    roberto: we have never gone bowling before but i don’t think her parents would mind if we did.

  • 21. debs  |  August 12th, 2007 at 11:53 pm

    Martian, you have an excellent sense of humour. :)

  • 22. Missie from the States  |  August 13th, 2007 at 12:26 am

    Martian, love your sense of humor! You guys totally belong to each other:)

    I have a couple of questions:
    1. What is your first name?
    2. What is your occupation?

  • 23. aya  |  August 13th, 2007 at 1:12 am

    Dear martian,

    now i know why you stood out from the rest. :]

    *hugs su ann*

  • 24. Jayelle  |  August 13th, 2007 at 1:19 am

    Martian, do you know that from pinkpau’s posts you sound more aloof and distant then when i met the both of you last Thursday and realized you were actually very nice and genuine? (same goes to you lah pau)

    You’re both very lucky to have each other:)

  • 25. TheRealAnonymous  |  August 13th, 2007 at 3:21 am

    Su Ann takes cabs ALONE even if it was in the middle of the night… NEVER SCOLD HER AH??

  • 26. hw  |  August 13th, 2007 at 3:52 am

    @ martian:

    If you and Su ann had kids – a boy and a girl – what names would you give them?

  • 27. Sze  |  August 13th, 2007 at 4:48 am

    martian, has she heard your kissing a fool? :)

  • 28. Michelle  |  August 13th, 2007 at 7:05 am

    Question: Do you like being a Martian?

    LOL.

  • 29. Anon  |  August 13th, 2007 at 9:19 am

    Martian: How old are you?

  • 30. rachel  |  August 13th, 2007 at 9:43 am

    dear martian: which university are you from?

  • 31. Gin  |  August 13th, 2007 at 11:15 am

    the real annonymous: i do that to ah *O* why scold!

  • 32. Jonathan  |  August 13th, 2007 at 12:04 pm

    The maturity in the relationship makes look ever glazing and spectacular. I think this is what relationship should be, something that is very common here in Auz, something very uncanny back in Malaysia. Spread this disease

  • 33. Roberto Carlos  |  August 13th, 2007 at 12:07 pm

    serious?……how do u resist when she lies naked just next to u…..well, i bet ur waiting for the day where u get a strike in bowling…..no wonder su ann loves u, ur sense of humor is just like her’s

  • 34. pinkpau  |  August 13th, 2007 at 2:16 pm

    kiasu andrew : andrew u stupid!!!! *smack

    foreverjas : yep :)

    justanothertrad : haha they;ll find out anyway thru the grapevine

    ringo : haha thank u babe! i wish we could do that in real life :O then donnit to buy diff colours

    sheon : viet bride catalogue wtf how dare u!

    chan kong choy : ya i agree with my boyfriend.. faster do something about kl-singapore routes!

    aya : hugs!

    jayelle : why am i like an afterthought =( my comment in brackets some more sniff sniff.

    jon : nooo .. :) msia has its fair share of mature relationships.

    MARTIAN : WHY YOU ANSWER EVERYBODY’S QUESTIONS BUT DIDNT ANSWER MINE. WHY LIKE THAT.

  • 35. sheon  |  August 13th, 2007 at 3:03 pm

    hahaha….pinkpau…… now very popular mah…..those who are cant get married one…..must resort to vietnamese brides to start a family lor…. :(

  • 36. Sandra  |  August 13th, 2007 at 3:54 pm

    hmm… where are you guys based in the first place? Im so confused by su ann’s post.. after months of daily visits to this site im so confused… hong kong? kl? singapore? wtF?

    dear martian,

    can u answer your girlfriend’s question? i would like to know the answer too..=D

  • 37. CloudyRainbows  |  August 13th, 2007 at 5:15 pm

    Martian, if one day, Su Ann gets horribly mad at you and refuses to talk you and all you can do is just to give her an object that signifies how sorry you are, what would that be?

  • 38. pinkpau  |  August 13th, 2007 at 6:12 pm

    dear martian, can we go for ice cream tonight at serene center? can lah pls lah.

  • 39. hw  |  August 13th, 2007 at 7:43 pm

    dear martian:

    can i come along too? I want ice cream! Mint + choc chips

  • 40. martian  |  August 13th, 2007 at 8:33 pm

    pinkpau: cos i like to shake your butt. rumble…. yeah babeh.

    debs: thanks :)

    missie: 1. martian; 2. studying earth

    aya: thanks :)

    jayelle: what! i wasn’t aloof when u met me?? i’m slipping. it was really nice meeting u :)

    realanon: scold her until no more saliva oredi

    hw: boy – Ng Kai Beng. girl – Ng Say Lian

    sze: no but i’ve sung it to her more than once.

    michelle: i love it. earthlings seem to be very curious about me.

    anon: 39

    rachel: liverpool john moores and hull.

    jonathan: malaysia oso got wan. goooooottttt.

    roberto carlos and everybody else: nude! nude! nude! not naked. ya i’m seriously waiting for a strike. all i get are spares. my avg lifetime bowling score is 97

    cloudyrainbows: what do you mean “if”? it would have to be a blogpost, definitely.

    pinkpau: dowan. i wanna go aria. we go aria ok? ok set.

    hw: sure you can. pinkpau orders enuf ice cream for everybody. i mean everybody.

  • 41. foreverjas  |  August 13th, 2007 at 9:12 pm

    gosh. u both are so so sweet and funny!!!!!!!

  • 42. foreverjas  |  August 13th, 2007 at 9:40 pm

    your parents are so so nice to u. my parents… haih. wait til i can vote! 21 years old. sighs * today i called my dad “Dear”. oh nooooooooo.

  • 43. ArtificiallyTimtam  |  August 13th, 2007 at 10:23 pm

    haha someone’s addicted to island creamery… eh.. where’s the sticker i gave you? surely forgot about it already…

    ok martian. which beatle would you have been and why?

  • 44. fern  |  August 13th, 2007 at 11:08 pm

    Dear martian,

    what’s your “our song” with the pinkpau?

    what’s the perfect answer to the traditional “does this dress make me look fat” question (to the pinkpau and then to any other girl)

    thanks in advance! x)

  • 45. Roberto Carlos  |  August 13th, 2007 at 11:40 pm

    Su Ann :after my shower, i crawled naked into bed with Martian

    Martian :nude! nude! nude! not naked. ya i’m seriously waiting for a strike. all i get are spares. my avg lifetime bowling score is 97

    hemm…..conspiracy

    haha

  • 46. toya  |  August 13th, 2007 at 11:56 pm

    dear martian,
    are you really 39? you look totally young!

  • 47. JustAnotherTragedy  |  August 14th, 2007 at 12:03 am

    Martian, YOU ARE 39??! -.-

  • 48. just.a.girl  |  August 14th, 2007 at 12:26 am

    LOL. why everyone seemed to be so impress with Martian sense of humor? where i see i other way round? humor yes but in a very sarcastic way. to Roberto Carlos, you’re in the wrong site. this is not the erotic story everyday site. anyways, you couple are sweet =) wish you loads of luck and love.

  • 49. Sir Edvard Bon William  |  August 14th, 2007 at 1:26 am

    toya….u serious? Martian is 39???? ……that is 20 years older than pinkpau and to (just.a.girl.) aka unknown ….this is not a blog for u to criticize others

  • 50. Chris  |  August 14th, 2007 at 2:54 am

    my gawd, i know sex sells but i have never seen it sound so pure like the way it was written here lol. miss pinkpau, is there an event that you have NOT before? lol… and Martian, two words for you: lucky bastard ;)

  • 51. Missie from the States  |  August 14th, 2007 at 6:50 am

    Martian’s real first name = Julian :)

    Seriously Julian, what do you do for a living?
    Are you a Malaysian?

  • 52. Sandra  |  August 14th, 2007 at 2:17 pm

    julian… cool?

  • 53. annabelle  |  August 14th, 2007 at 3:19 pm

    martian what courses you did in uni?

  • 54. marcus  |  August 14th, 2007 at 4:54 pm

    martian, do you love pinkpau more or does pinkpau love you more?

  • 55. Michael  |  August 14th, 2007 at 7:17 pm

    sometimes i found that comments here is more interesting than the blog entry itself lol =.=…cheers~

  • 56. Wan Siong  |  August 14th, 2007 at 9:55 pm

    Chris, spot on dude..
    Maybe she has her very own distinctive way of selling sex which no one have ever done before.
    Too bad none of us could buy..
    lolz..

  • 57. songjun  |  August 15th, 2007 at 7:52 am

    chris : oi tock dont be so horny la HAHA

  • 58. tofu  |  August 15th, 2007 at 9:20 pm

    martian, do you like eating paus
    especially pink ones.

  • 59. busybody  |  August 15th, 2007 at 10:26 pm

    how did you guys meet? :)

  • 60. Chris  |  August 16th, 2007 at 5:20 am

    wan siong: tell me about it. let’s start a whole new genre called…. puresex (kill me for lack of originality), we could be the world’s leading market in 10, nay, 2 years…

    songjun: so you’re that songjun eh. why are u here, nothing better to do ah lol.

    pinkpau: ur blog is something, i put one silly comment here and I get 12 visitors coming from your site. either dis post is something special or there was something i said that attracted ppl to click on my name. for the sake of humility i prefer the former lol

  • 61. songjun  |  August 16th, 2007 at 6:45 am

    chris : haha damn long already i’ve been here la.. so yea basically nothing better to do :P how many song jun’s do u know la horny tock

  • 62. JustAnotherTragedy  |  August 16th, 2007 at 10:42 am

    HAHAHA awww *pats pats tocky*

  • 63. sieutheng  |  August 16th, 2007 at 12:21 pm

    dear martian,

    are u the only martian in the universe or do u know any other martians out there?

  • 64. pinkpau  |  August 16th, 2007 at 2:43 pm

    haha dont need ask already lah u all! martian has no more internet access.

  • 65. sieutheng  |  August 16th, 2007 at 3:01 pm

    oh then gimme his hp number i want to call him and ask.

  • 66. pinkpau  |  August 16th, 2007 at 6:59 pm

    sieutheng i just realized. are u trying to imply something with ur question! you are a very bad girl. im gonna handcuff u with ur own handcuffs

  • 67. cher wee  |  August 17th, 2007 at 3:15 pm

    hi Pinkpau,

    I like ur blog, n i think u n martian r perfect couple. hahah

  • 68. fern  |  August 17th, 2007 at 3:25 pm

    arw :( i really wanted answers

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