My First Birthday Gift This Year
October 3rd, 2007
my birthday is coming up in a couple of days, and last night my mother came into my room, announcing that she wanted to give me my birthday gift early.
presents!!! exciting!!!
the conversation went as follows :
mom : so you’re turning 19 this year, your last year of teenagehood. no more a baby yea?
me : ya! *impatient
mom : so i want to give you something memorable.
me : ya okay! *impatient
mom : eh but you dont take a photo of it lah okay
me : okay okay i wont. but why?
mom : aiyah just dont lah. *looks at my earrings* eh are those earrings real?
me : (OOOOOH SHE GOT ME EARRINGS!) no they’re costume! why? did you get me earrings!!!
mom : no lah, what i got you has to be worn on a necklace. hey where’s your necklace?
me : it broke a few months ago. oh you got me a pendant? REALLY? CAN I SEE?
mom : no necklace then how to wear? aiyah how like this.
me : nevermind nevermind can wear wan. can i see?? *impatient
mom : you close your eyes first!
me : what the…………
mom : FASTER CLOSE!
me : dont want!
mom : CLOSE or you dont get your gift!
me : okay ah but you dont give me lizard (hahahaha long story, people, long story)
*closes eyes*
mom : NAH. HEEHEEEHEE.
this is what she gave me :
seriously. WTF -____________-
then she ran out the room laughing. why is my mother like that. why =( dear god, will i be like this when i grow up? will i play such cruel jokes on my firstborn? will i be weird??? all those inheritance classes in Biology are coming back to haunt me. que sera, sera.
me playing with my first 19th birthday gift :
mother, even though you always steal my shoes and wear them all out; even though you can be the world’s most cheong hei person and scold us till we cry; even though your cooking really cannot make it; even though you never once came for our report card day, and even though you left us alone for almost all of our lives, it is moments like this that i love you sooooooooooooooooooooo much.
thank you for my first birthday gift this year :) and for all 19 years of my life.
70 Comments Add your own
1. DLT2 | October 3rd, 2007 at 2:27 am
hahahahahahahah xD omg hahahahahaha cuteeeeeeeeeeee
2. VictorTan | October 3rd, 2007 at 2:34 am
Gosh…can’t believe one can look so sexy with a pacifier
3. mich | October 3rd, 2007 at 2:45 am
so sweet of her . ..
have fun with the pacifier yea
maybe Martian will like it too =)
4. rimus | October 3rd, 2007 at 3:29 am
wah……….that was sooooooooooo sweet… happy 19th birthday…
5. sieutheng | October 3rd, 2007 at 3:44 am
hmm at least it’s pink.
6. Wannabe Economist | October 3rd, 2007 at 3:56 am
Ha ha, you have such an interesting mama =)
Btw you have nice hair also =)
7. songjun | October 3rd, 2007 at 5:03 am
………….
wtf
HAHA
8. Missie | October 3rd, 2007 at 6:18 am
Happy 19th Birthday Su Ann! I love your Mom. She’s funny :) Hey, do share what you got from your parents and Julian. I am really curious!
9. HK | October 3rd, 2007 at 6:25 am
I’m sure she had some kind of hidden intention when she thought of giving you that pacifier. Real cute gift though, and wtf, the last pic is the hawts.
10. Michelle | October 3rd, 2007 at 6:51 am
A pacifier to pacify your tumultous world!
=D
11. michellesy | October 3rd, 2007 at 8:34 am
Happy 19th sweetie!
LOL at your mom’s present - she always scores AHAAHAHAHAHAH!!! At least she didn’t pakat with your dad to bully you and gift you with a pacifier + baby bottle set XD
12. bulat | October 3rd, 2007 at 9:02 am
ahahahahhaha at least you look really cute with it
13. Sam | October 3rd, 2007 at 9:26 am
hey hi, was just popping by….. lovely blog u got :)
14. Katy | October 3rd, 2007 at 9:40 am
Hahaha omg your mom is hilarious!!! Happy birthday!
15. ria | October 3rd, 2007 at 9:45 am
hee, cute gift. and it’s pink! :D your mom’s cute. :P
16. vvens | October 3rd, 2007 at 9:50 am
omg. why your mother so cute one! but i think its sometimes fun to have “fun” mum. haahaha. ;p
ad how can you look good in pacifiers :(
17. Michael | October 3rd, 2007 at 10:04 am
shades + pacifier = gorgeous!!
18. foreverjas | October 3rd, 2007 at 10:16 am
happy birthday yah!!! whoa. your mum is. seriously so so cute!!! haha. and weird too . LOL. admire * i want one myself! i mean the pacifier.haha. so cute larrrrr. yeesh!!! she’s that busy?
19. Lisa | October 3rd, 2007 at 10:20 am
so cute :)
20. foreverjas | October 3rd, 2007 at 10:22 am
actually i have a collection of pacifiers when i was small. red, pink., blue yellow green.. . @.@ whenever my parents go anywhere, they’l buy pacifier for me. haha. and those pacifier are hang around my neck, like a stupid necklace, whenever i go. i dun suck them, i sniff them when i was small. LOL.
21. DKBU | October 3rd, 2007 at 11:01 am
Hahaha… so when is your birthday?
22. Anonymous | October 3rd, 2007 at 11:13 am
i love the shades! where is it from?
23. mm | October 3rd, 2007 at 11:49 am
what a wicked sense of humour your mum has. cool…
24. Cassandra | October 3rd, 2007 at 12:36 pm
funny ! ur mum is so humorous!
25. kimfei | October 3rd, 2007 at 12:36 pm
it is so nice to have a mum like urs..
26. cher wee | October 3rd, 2007 at 12:37 pm
I like ur mum, she is humour n cool. when is ur bday? HAPPY BIRTHDAY ya…(an early greeting)
27. Waifon | October 3rd, 2007 at 12:37 pm
your mother stole my idea wtf hahaha no la no la i where got so mean pls. pau i knw wht to get for ur birthday jor. a necklace wtf ok set.
28. melvin | October 3rd, 2007 at 1:10 pm
happy 19th birthday, su ann. may your wish come true :)
29. kimberlycun | October 3rd, 2007 at 1:36 pm
lmao. such a great sense of humour ur mommy has!
30. Yappy | October 3rd, 2007 at 2:15 pm
Lolzzz………….. wtf!!
Hmm…. yeah, I guess you will do the same to your firstborn. Hahaha…. :p
Happy Birthday!! you look great in your shades and pacifier. :)
31. spiller | October 3rd, 2007 at 2:28 pm
maggie simpson? :P
32. lala | October 3rd, 2007 at 2:45 pm
u look smashing n sexy when u suck in that chuk chuk….wouuuuu
33. markrega | October 3rd, 2007 at 3:15 pm
Omg? lol ur mom is such a joker… haha.. Nice pacifier -_-
34. sheon | October 3rd, 2007 at 4:55 pm
now thats sucking with attitude!
35. Jun | October 3rd, 2007 at 4:59 pm
hahaha wtf man… ur mom’s hilarious! maybe she’s discreetly trying to tell u to shuddup (or u’ll end up as cheong hei as her– genes, as u said ;p) anyhoo… happy bday kiddo *poor attempt at ruffling ur Redken-infused hair (cos u’re taller than i am)*
36. madeline k. | October 3rd, 2007 at 5:01 pm
haha…..i luv ur mum!
37. seeker007 | October 3rd, 2007 at 5:54 pm
This blogpost of yours ranked #1 here : http://malaysia.dailyvoices.com/
congrats!
38. Karyn | October 3rd, 2007 at 6:08 pm
She’s going to give you a REAL bday present, right? LOL.
Happy bday in advance!
39. smartypants | October 3rd, 2007 at 6:15 pm
hahaha
specimens:- mother and daughter
observation period:- almost 19 years
results:- specimens match perfectly
- senior expresses idiosyncrasies and weirdness frankly and physically whereas junior expresses identical idiosyncrasies and weirdness masked with eloquence @-@
40. Porcupine | October 3rd, 2007 at 6:26 pm
I think you’re the first person I know who could actually camwhore with a paficier… AND LOOK GOOD!!!
Haha, I guess you gotta be thankful for inheriting those facial features and maybe some of her nuttiness…
Muahahaha…
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PINKPAU!!!
P/S: Silicon Soother sounds kinda sexy for a pacifier…
“Honey, the baby’s crying… Get me the silicon soother and the magnesium infused liquid protein along with the fibrous waste absorber…
HAHA!!!
41. Calv | October 3rd, 2007 at 7:12 pm
indeed a great gift to prank someone,….haha i’m gonna try it out on someone…well no one’s bday in my list is coming. mom’s just passed yesterday so…hmm wait la
42. winnie | October 3rd, 2007 at 7:59 pm
your mother is so cute.
she reminds me of mine.
for chinese new year, she gave me an angpau with 100 monopoly money inside and proceeded to laugh her head off when i opened it -_-
43. TheRealAnonymous | October 3rd, 2007 at 8:00 pm
Wow… ur mom really has a cute sense of humour… I wish my mom had a better sense of humour. LoL… =p But its usually only my dad thats like that… =)
44. jess | October 3rd, 2007 at 9:10 pm
wow, your mum’s pretty funny to pull a trick like that. Haha. Love your blog by the way.
45. Sandra | October 3rd, 2007 at 9:29 pm
So cute…..!!!! shade+ pacifier= HotBabe!
I shall get you a pink bib on your B day! hahaha
Happy Birthday Sis!! Muah XoXo
46. wan siong | October 3rd, 2007 at 9:33 pm
Didnt you just promised her not to take photo of it?
Neway, 19 years old edi still sucking tits ah?
LOLZ…
47. george | October 3rd, 2007 at 10:38 pm
now we know what she really thinks of her firstborn child
hahaha :)
48. Kenneth | October 4th, 2007 at 12:12 am
Haha.
That’s some serious BLING.
I hope your mom didn’t actually spend money on that…
49. blue | October 4th, 2007 at 2:04 am
you deserve it…
50. Carmen. | October 4th, 2007 at 3:03 am
Haha. Well, at least your mom has a sense of humour. =) Anyway, hot aviator. =)
51. Darren | October 4th, 2007 at 11:41 am
LOL, your mom’s got a good sense of humour, oh happy b’day in advance :)
52. aya | October 4th, 2007 at 11:55 am
your mama’s so cute. my 21st is coming up and all mine can say is “good since you’re in kl. we no need to celebrate for u. save money and no need clean up. ha!” =/
when’s your big day hun? happy be-earlied birthday. for now :]
53. raZZbeRRy | October 4th, 2007 at 12:16 pm
Haha, I had fun reading this post! This definitely cheered me up. My mother has an awkward sense of humour too (but luckily she hasn’t gotten me a pacifier thus far, probably thinks I don’t need to be pacified). Happy Birthday in advance, fellow October baby and fellow Libran! :)
54. AngPau | October 4th, 2007 at 3:47 pm
Your mum really has a sense of humor!
From what I can see by the chance of 98% you’ll be like her when you grow up. Haha…
Oh ya, you just reminded me you are just 19, my goodness!
Happy Birthday in advance. :-)
55. Doreen | October 4th, 2007 at 7:30 pm
happy birthday pinkpau! am a frequent reader of your blog after i knew you attended the MSLS conference that I went too as well :) neway, it’s rare to find a mother who can play and joke around with their children like that :) many happy returns!
56. jane | October 4th, 2007 at 7:31 pm
HAHA!! your mom’s funny! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, by the way! ;)
57. entwined | October 4th, 2007 at 7:49 pm
hahahahahah your mom damn cool lah! :D and happy birthday!
58. Asyraf Lee | October 4th, 2007 at 8:56 pm
Wah sial, damn kejam wei.
My 18th birthday present from my mum is when she gave me the Proton Wira’s bill -__-
59. anonymous | October 4th, 2007 at 10:40 pm
funny posts you have :)
by the way, happy birthday !
60. Jen | October 4th, 2007 at 11:19 pm
happy 19th birthday pinkpau!
hilarious! haha i cant imagine the sort of presents you’d be giving your kids on their 19th birthdays.
have a great one! =D
61. heartless-usagi | October 5th, 2007 at 12:23 am
your mum is so cool XD
happy birthday~
62. pinkpau | October 5th, 2007 at 1:06 am
hahaha thank you all for the bday wishes!!! but it’s not my bday yet. yes lah yes lah my mom’s very cute lah okay dont say anymore otherwise i’ll be jealous =(
63. dr_blur | October 5th, 2007 at 8:52 am
hahaha…
happy birthday!
I love yur mum.
=)
64. Albert Ng | October 5th, 2007 at 9:11 am
Tell her that when you liked The Pacifier, you meant Vin Diesel.
65. wolfx | October 5th, 2007 at 10:32 am
Pinkpau: You SUCK! Literally. Hahahha
66. Jeff from LA | October 5th, 2007 at 1:49 pm
Happy Pre-Birthday, Su Ann! Enjoy your last year as a teenager!
Anyway, live it up on your b-day, and tell us how it goes.
67. Jeff from LA | October 5th, 2007 at 2:07 pm
Oh and Pinkpau, I sent you a Facebook invite, but forgot to attach a message with the invite saying that it was from me, so if you see an invite from a Jeffrey at USC, that would be from me. Feel free to not add me if you don’t want to, its not a big deal either way.
68. julz | October 6th, 2007 at 10:28 am
I think your mummy hinting to you that you talk too much! lol
Happy Birthday!!! *hugs* You still up for Goldiva chocolates?
69. mvprg | October 6th, 2007 at 2:59 pm
hehe..so cute…
happy 19th birthday! =)
70. percy | October 6th, 2007 at 3:42 pm
haha very funny!!
so happy birthday to you in advance…
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