My First Birthday Gift This Year

my birthday is coming up in a couple of days, and last night my mother came into my room, announcing that she wanted to give me my birthday gift early.

presents!!! exciting!!!

the conversation went as follows :

mom : so you’re turning 19 this year, your last year of teenagehood. no more a baby yea?

me : ya! *impatient

mom : so i want to give you something memorable.

me : ya okay! *impatient

mom : eh but you dont take a photo of it lah okay

me : okay okay i wont. but why?

mom : aiyah just dont lah. *looks at my earrings* eh are those earrings real?

me : (OOOOOH SHE GOT ME EARRINGS!) no they’re costume! why? did you get me earrings!!!

mom : no lah, what i got you has to be worn on a necklace. hey where’s your necklace?

me : it broke a few months ago. oh you got me a pendant? REALLY? CAN I SEE?

mom : no necklace then how to wear? aiyah how like this.

me : nevermind nevermind can wear wan. can i see?? *impatient

mom : you close your eyes first!

me : what the…………

mom : FASTER CLOSE!

me : dont want!

mom : CLOSE or you dont get your gift!

me : okay ah but you dont give me lizard (hahahaha long story, people, long story)

*closes eyes*

mom : NAH. HEEHEEEHEE.

this is what she gave me :

70 comments October 3rd, 2007