It’s So Mudah To Spend A Million Dollars On Loved Ones

January 31st, 2008

what would you do with a million dollars?

i would spend it on my friends and family.

but because i’m so lazy, i’d buy all their stuff online and then get everything delivered right to their doorstep :P

i shamefully admit that i’ve never used eBay in my life and I don’t know how to :( but i do know how to use MUDAH.com.my because it’s damn easy!!! it’s like a Malaysian cyber marketplace where you can buy and sell stuff; very simple to use and extremely fuss-free. so forget hunting down people and beating traffic jams to get to the malls, MUDAH.com.my is where I’ll buy all my presents when I have a million dollars :P

behold my choice of gifts!!!

for Martian, a healthy salad shop (RM 48,000)! there is no bigger health food lover than my boyfriend. sigh. maybe if i bought him a whole salad shop, he would get sick of the health food and then we can go out and eat PROPER FOOD! like McDonalds.

for Sieutheng, a nice and vast Lot Getah (RM 135,000). You know why I know why!

for Aira, I’ll get you Draco Malfoy :D but you must share him with me!

for Ivan, another red MyVi 1.3M (RM37,000) that looks like yours, now that your younger brother has usurped your car :\

for Waimin, a Portable USB Drum Kit (RM 220) to hone that drumming talent again!

for Jovann, a wealth and protection-giving Celestial Frog!!!!!! hahahahahaha only because you already have everything and i don’t know what to give you! may the Celestial Frog give you long life and thicker angpaus this CNY :P

for all of us at 5Science1, another Bukit Jalil Bungalow (RM 2million) for us to party in now that Freddy has left for the US :( yalar yalar i know this exceeds my RM 1 million budget, but it’s a NECESSARY purchase! we all NEED this!

for my dad, a brand new Sony PSP (RM 520) cos i know you secretly want one but don’t dare to buy cos you scared ppl laugh at you

for my mum and Martian’s mum, a Mahjong and Gin Rummy Travel Set (RM 68). hahaha cos they’re both such mahjong kakis

for Martian’s dad, a Kingston 1gig USB Pen Drive! (RM 33) because he said he needed one the other day, and no person of the 21st century should live without a pendrive!

for Tall Brother, a 12-in-1 pack of tissue paper cos you use sooooooo much tissue

for Short Brother, E-Tuition for Form 3 Students! go and STUDY LAH YOU pmr this year -___-

for Timtam, actually I wanted to buy you a bass guitar but Mudah.com.my didn’t have one for sale :( so allow me to buy you a boat (RM 15,000). now you can come back to KL whenever you want

for Azlan, i’ll buy you a new Satria 1.8 GTi (RM 37,000). i know it’s not an R3, but i bet the light on this one doesn’t make buzzy sounds. hehehehe.

for Beaver, i wanted to get you a you-know-what, but then aiyah don’t have. so I found you something better! a Cyber Café!!! (RM 23,000) so you can play Dota for free everyday.

for Johanny, a Washer & Dryer for your new home!

for Hock Chuan, I’ll buy you can openers (RM 1.50 each) because every international student needs one to survive :D

for Vvens, a Canon Selphy Photo Printer (RM 300). cos I know you will put it to good use!

for Kenny, the Osim uZap (RM 450). hehehehe

for Kimberly, a Magic Hula Hoop (RM 38)! i dont know why it’s Magic… but since it’s Magic it must be better than your bamboo hula hoop :P

for Suanie, a 4-in-1 Treadmill because you want to be a lean machine but dowan to pay gym membership fees. so I bring the gym to your home!

for KY, a Nintendo Wii (RM 1,200) so you and Kimberly can play tennis until kingdom come

for Val, a Curling Iron (RM 30) so you can have curls or straight hair whenever you feel like it!

for George, a whole Recording Studio so you and your boys can jam and cut albums all day all night for totally free!

for Kiasu Andrew, Tze Ching and Hishy, an entire Carton of Milo (RM 35)!!! cos every Malaysian abroad misses their Milo Ais.

for John Leong, a Micro Soothe Portable Massager (RM 29) because you’re always so stressed. john don’t be stressed ok? now you can have massages anywhere anytime

for Wenqi, a Dell Inspiron Laptop (RM 1,200). you NEED a laptop so that Stewie doesn’t pretend to be you on MSN and try to trick incriminating statements out of us -_____-

for Skyler, a pair of Christian Dior Sunglasses (RM 150) ^____^ nice anot!

for Michelle, I’ll buy you a Lancome Black Bag (RM 65) that hopefully a cibai bird will not shit on!

for Suet Li, a REAL Gucci bag (RM 1,500) so that you don’t have to buy fake LVs and be sad when you discover its fake :(

for Stewie, here is a Sony Ericsson Bluetooth Headset (RM 120) because such bad things happen to your Bluetooth headsets all the time

for Song Jun, a bowl of Curry Mee wtf cos i know you miss curry mee. And some more it’s only RM 4!

for myself, a Toy Poodle puppy!!! (RM 800) toy poodles are so cute *tears* I only wish Mudah.com.my had a Milo Dog for sale.

and for Datuk Seri Dr Chua Soi Lek, a Mini Spy-Camera Detector!!! it blinks when there are recording devices around, so you will never be caught with your pants down again :P for only RM88!

MUDAH.com.my is seriously so freaking easy to use - i am very satisfied with my million dollar browsing! i may even consider selling some of my dresses and bags there one day. but for now, let’s all just wait for my RM 1 million to be earned so that I can buy everyone gifts :)

p/s: if anyone has cute mugs, vintage clothes or books in good condition, do put them up on Mudah.com.my!! i’m looking for stuff like that. am also looking for quirky decor items for my room at Martian’s. so go go go! do put up some of your stuff for sale, then let me know :)

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