The Snail Experiment

February 23rd, 2008

remember The Meow Experiment i did over sms?

well, this is The Snail Experiment, done over MSN :P basically i gave everyone a snail and then saved all their responses. hahaha i even included the little bits of random vagabond messages in between. i keep LOLing everytime i read the responses!

1. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
jay i give you snail
Jeetendra Lalchandani says:
*confused* about the snail +
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
dont you want my snail? =(
Jeetendra Lalchandani says:
What’s so great about this snail?
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
it’s the world’s future leader
Jeetendra Lalchandani says:
yea, I’m still lost
I’m guessing it’s an smiley or some icon, but on my mail, it’s just coming up as snail + (sn)
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
WTF its an icon!
and its very cute
Jeetendra Lalchandani says:
yea see I knew it
but my mac doesn’t like MSN icons
so, it translates it into text
and I went “WTF?”
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
i hate you maccers
you dont like cute things like my SNAIL

2. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
suet li i give you snail
Queen Suet says:
i give u back a gay looking guy
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
wtf gay guy cannot eat also
Queen Suet says:
i think im going back for summer after all :D
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
at least my snail got nutritional value

3. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
haow kang i give you snail
HK : teehk.blogspot.com says:
hahaha
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
what, that’s it?? i give you a snail and you laugh?!

4. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
george i give you snail
georgosaurus says:
thanks! i give you a cat’s head

5. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
freddy i give you snail
–FreЖ says:
but yeah lucky everything settle..
–FreЖ says:
den i giv u a black sheep

6. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
yat i give you snail
Yatz says:
snail? for what?
if that’s for loser..i dun think snail is a loser :P
(hahahaa yat dont emo!)
(some time later..)
Yatz says:
btw bout the feeding the snail
do u wan a hamster? or mayb 2?
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
you want to feed a hamster to a snail????????
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
YAT WHY ARE YOU SO CRUEL

7. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
glenn i give you snail
Magic says:
i’m good! u leh? some pics for u to see lar if u missed reading the papers.. glennguan.com/blog
Magic says:
u give me snail do wat. eat ah? :P

8. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
kezanne i give you snail
zenco says:
u gimme snail for wat?
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
for whatever you wish to do with it!
zenco says:
sweat
so, wat r u doing now?

9. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
kimberly i give u snail
sunny^kimberly says:
wtf
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
as thanks for helping me lobby on scrabulous!
sunny^kimberly says:
lmao oh well can tarpo some escargots from le france..just an hour away from london by train
sunny^kimberly says:
snails cannot lah!

10. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
skyler i give u snail
s k y l e r says:
thank you my dear
i’ll go find me some french guy to cook it

11. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
voonkiat i give you snail
Voonkiat says:
thank you :P
(a few days later..)
Voonkiat says:
some of the snails u gave me breeded. so i’m giving u one
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
i will name it Murphy

12. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
songjun i give you snail
Songjun. Shellfish says:
are u naked again there :P
Songjun. Shellfish says:
thank u!
paupie i give u bat
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
does it look like george clooney or christian bale

13. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
stewie i give you snail
(after receiving intelligence that he’s too busy playing with a sanitary pad to check his MSN)
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
is a stupid pad more important THAN MY SNAIL???
Stewie… says:
i bought a pad
Stewie… says:
WHY????
Stewie… says:
for the damn kotex advertorial
Stewie… says:
mahaaaaiiii i go so far for bloggers sometimes
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
i dont care!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stewie… says:
okokok
ermm
ur snail
uhmm
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
uhmm what uhmm???
Stewie… says:
thank u for ur snail my kind lady. I’ll make sure i’ll put it to good use
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
-___________-
okay
you’re welcome

14. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
wenqi i give u snail
its a bigger and nicer snail than stewie’s
wenqi says:
awww thank u sooo much su ann
wenqi says:
oh is it bigger?
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
ya ya its bigger
wenqi says:
oh oh i see it now
wtf it IS bigger
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
his eyelashes are also longer
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
if he competed in a snail beauty pageant he would win, dont u think
wenqi says:
yes yes he would
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
hahahahhaa wenqi why are u so weird

15. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
nicholas i give you snail
Nicholas Chay says:
escargot ah
Nicholas Chay says:
i what also eat one

16. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
waffle i give you snail
Tim says:
haven’t tried before

17. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
firdauz i give you snail
Firdauz Artiste says:
i give u tiger?

18. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
hock chuan i give you snail
[Z] says:
su ann i give u cat

19. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
michelle i give you snail
Today’s word: Priapic says:
michelle gives you a sheep. baaaaa

20. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
sieutheng i give you snail
sieutheng says:
dun want i want hermit crab can?

21. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
aira i give you snail
xXairaXx says:
if you give me a snail i would pour salt on it MUAHAHAHAHA
xXairaXx says:
thats wat i used to do
when i was small la before i knew i was actually killing it

22. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
timtam i give you snail
Jak-Tim says:
i don’t like space too!
(random… try again)
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
timtam i give you snail
Jak-Tim says:
only if it’s escargot
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
stoopid
Jak-Tim says:
if not wat u want me to do with it?

23. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
cm i give you snail
–lcmingo- 012392xxxx/ Singapore no: 8302xxxx says:
thx
i like them cooked in chilli

24. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
tocky i give you snail
ChrisSurvives² | ~GET CHEESIE HER POODLE FUNDRAISING CHARITY ORGANISATION~ says:
WHY!
cause i reply slow isit!

25. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
kevin i give you snail
visit http://hamletshero.blogspot.com today! says:
haha thanks, that is very kind of you
promise i wont have him for supper :P

26. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
kenson i give you snail
klowth says:
aha wow.. thx… n wat’s that for?
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
anything you want to do with it!
klowth says:
ok i shall think of one
hmm
escargot ^____^
(after like an hour of conversation)
klowth says:
here i’d like to give u a kitten

27. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
azlan i give you snail
azlan says:
hahaha thank you :D
azlan says:
i give you sheep
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
thank u! i like rack o lamb
azlan says:
but they’re cute! i thought u dont eat them
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
oh ya! azlan why u remind me!

28. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
beaver i give you snail
Dev1l says:
haah that pooch damn cute
Dev1l says:
wthh wat does it mean
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
its a SNAIL lah =(
Dev1l says:
y snail
i dun want snaillll
so u still wanna go watch the show or not later
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
what???? you dont want my SNAIL??
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
dowan to go watch with you oredi lah!

29. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
edmund i give you snail
Great Swifty (Edmund) says:
i love eating escargots.
or watching snails melt by putting salt on them
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
can my snail get a kelefeh role in your movie?
Great Swifty (Edmund) says:
can. no problem

30. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
val i give you snail
VaLz says:
he then kept asking me to have dinner with him lol
VaLz says:
whyyyyyyyyy
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
for you to do anything you please with it!
VaLz says:
hahaha! okay
snails are cute

31. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
jon i give you snail
j0n says:
thanks
i like snails
theyre so chill
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
ya i wish i could be as chill as snails sometimes
j0n says:
same here. bens a good example. haha
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
haha bens not chill! chill is like umm.. justin
j0n says:
haha ok bens just slow mo

32. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
ben i give you snail
ben says:
what a thoughtful gift
i give u fireball (icon of fireball i dont have)
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
yes jon says you are like a snail. so i give you
ben says:
quick thoughts slow execution thats all
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
hahahahaha dont make excuses
ben says:
how come jon talks about me, i thought he only talks about justin

33. wenqi says:
and ming is here too
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
why got nuffnang party without me!!!!
wenqi says:
what
where got
wenqi says:
he dunno i’m talking to u now
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
boss ming i give you snail
wenqi says:
hahahaha ok i go tell him when he stop talking to ur boss
wenqi says:
hahah
boss ming give u wan! a rose

34. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
waifon i give you snail
-waiföñ-•·.·´¯`·.·• says:
why
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
cos its an award winning snail that i would like to give to you ^_____^
-waiföñ-•·.·´¯`·.·• says:
award winning snail!!????
explain pls where got such thing wan
but thank you wor
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
it won the golden globe last year for best supporting actor !
and er it participated in the terry fox run
-waiföñ-•·.·´¯`·.·• says:
HAHAHA ok i dunno why u gave me a snail bkn relevan sangat but nvm thanks hahaha

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Of the 34 answers:

Respondents who alluded to escargot: 10

Respondents who gave a gift back in return:
- Cats: 3
- Sheep: 3
- Bat: 1
- Fireball: 1
- Tiger: 1
- Rose: 1
- Gay Guy: 1
- Another Snail: 1

Respondents who emo-ed: 2

Respondents who are Mac evangelists: 1

Respondents who didn’t know what to do and therefore laughed: 1

Respondents who didn’t know what to do and therefore changed the topic: 1

Respondents who have cruelly poured salt on snails in the past!!!!!: 2

Respondents who didn’t want my snail: 2

Respondents who are weird: 1… and that is Wong Wen-Qi. hahahaha wenqi why are you so weird!

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