The Snail Experiment
February 23rd, 2008
remember The Meow Experiment i did over sms?
well, this is The Snail Experiment, done over MSN :P basically i gave everyone a snail and then saved all their responses. hahaha i even included the little bits of random vagabond messages in between. i keep LOLing everytime i read the responses!
1. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
jay i give you snail 
Jeetendra Lalchandani says:
*confused* about the snail +
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
dont you want my snail? =(
Jeetendra Lalchandani says:
What’s so great about this snail?
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
it’s the world’s future leader
Jeetendra Lalchandani says:
yea, I’m still lost
I’m guessing it’s an smiley or some icon, but on my mail, it’s just coming up as snail + (sn)
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
WTF its an icon!
and its very cute
Jeetendra Lalchandani says:
yea see I knew it
but my mac doesn’t like MSN icons
so, it translates it into text
and I went “WTF?”
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
i hate you maccers
you dont like cute things like my SNAIL
2. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
suet li i give you snail
Queen Suet says:
i give u back a gay looking guy 
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
wtf gay guy cannot eat also
Queen Suet says:
i think im going back for summer after all :D
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
at least my snail got nutritional value
3. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
haow kang i give you snail
HK : teehk.blogspot.com says:
hahaha
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
what, that’s it?? i give you a snail and you laugh?!
4. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
george i give you snail
georgosaurus says:
thanks! i give you a cat’s head 
5. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
freddy i give you snail
–FreЖ says:
but yeah lucky everything settle..
–FreЖ says:
den i giv u a black sheep 
6. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
yat i give you snail
Yatz says:
snail? for what?
if that’s for loser..i dun think snail is a loser :P
(hahahaa yat dont emo!)
(some time later..)
Yatz says:
btw bout the feeding the snail
do u wan a hamster? or mayb 2?
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
you want to feed a hamster to a snail????????
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
YAT WHY ARE YOU SO CRUEL
7. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
glenn i give you snail
Magic says:
i’m good! u leh? some pics for u to see lar if u missed reading the papers.. glennguan.com/blog
Magic says:
u give me snail do wat. eat ah? :P
8. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
kezanne i give you snail
zenco says:
u gimme snail for wat?
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
for whatever you wish to do with it!
zenco says:
sweat
so, wat r u doing now?
9. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
kimberly i give u snail
sunny^kimberly says:
wtf
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
as thanks for helping me lobby on scrabulous!
sunny^kimberly says:
lmao oh well can tarpo some escargots from le france..just an hour away from london by train
sunny^kimberly says:
snails cannot lah!
10. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
skyler i give u snail
s k y l e r says:
thank you my dear
i’ll go find me some french guy to cook it
11. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
voonkiat i give you snail
Voonkiat says:
thank you :P
(a few days later..)
Voonkiat says:
some of the snails u gave me breeded. so i’m giving u one
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
i will name it Murphy
12. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
songjun i give you snail
Songjun. Shellfish says:
are u naked again there :P
Songjun. Shellfish says:
thank u!
paupie i give u bat 
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
does it look like george clooney or christian bale
13. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
stewie i give you snail
(after receiving intelligence that he’s too busy playing with a sanitary pad to check his MSN)
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
is a stupid pad more important THAN MY SNAIL???
Stewie… says:
i bought a pad
Stewie… says:
WHY????
Stewie… says:
for the damn kotex advertorial
Stewie… says:
mahaaaaiiii i go so far for bloggers sometimes
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
i dont care!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stewie… says:
okokok
ermm
ur snail
uhmm
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
uhmm what uhmm???
Stewie… says:
thank u for ur snail my kind lady. I’ll make sure i’ll put it to good use
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
-___________-
okay 
you’re welcome
14. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
wenqi i give u snail
its a bigger and nicer snail than stewie’s
wenqi says:
awww thank u sooo much su ann
wenqi says:
oh is it bigger?
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
ya ya its bigger
wenqi says:
oh oh i see it now
wtf it IS bigger
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
his eyelashes are also longer
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
if he competed in a snail beauty pageant he would win, dont u think
wenqi says:
yes yes he would
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
hahahahhaa wenqi why are u so weird
15. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
nicholas i give you snail
Nicholas Chay says:
escargot ah
Nicholas Chay says:
i what also eat one
16. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
waffle i give you snail
Tim says:
haven’t tried before
17. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
firdauz i give you snail
Firdauz Artiste says:
i give u tiger?
18. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
hock chuan i give you snail
[Z] says:
su ann i give u cat
19. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
michelle i give you snail
Today’s word: Priapic says:
michelle gives you a sheep. baaaaa
20. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
sieutheng i give you snail
sieutheng says:
dun want i want hermit crab can?
21. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
aira i give you snail
xXairaXx says:
if you give me a snail i would pour salt on it MUAHAHAHAHA
xXairaXx says:
thats wat i used to do
when i was small la before i knew i was actually killing it
22. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
timtam i give you snail
Jak-Tim says:
i don’t like space too! 
(random… try again)
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
timtam i give you snail
Jak-Tim says:
only if it’s escargot
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
stoopid
Jak-Tim says:
if not wat u want me to do with it?
23. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
cm i give you snail
–lcmingo- 012392xxxx/ Singapore no: 8302xxxx says:
thx
i like them cooked in chilli
24. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
tocky i give you snail
ChrisSurvives² | ~GET CHEESIE HER POODLE FUNDRAISING CHARITY ORGANISATION~ says:
WHY!
cause i reply slow isit!
25. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
kevin i give you snail
visit http://hamletshero.blogspot.com today! says:
haha thanks, that is very kind of you
promise i wont have him for supper :P
26. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
kenson i give you snail
klowth says:
aha wow.. thx… n wat’s that for?
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
anything you want to do with it!
klowth says:
ok i shall think of one
hmm
escargot ^____^
(after like an hour of conversation)
klowth says:
here i’d like to give u a kitten
27. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
azlan i give you snail
azlan says:
hahaha thank you :D
azlan says:
i give you sheep
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
thank u! i like rack o lamb
azlan says:
but they’re cute! i thought u dont eat them
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
oh ya! azlan why u remind me!
28. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
beaver i give you snail
Dev1l says:
haah that pooch damn cute
Dev1l says:
wthh wat does it mean
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
its a SNAIL lah =(
Dev1l says:
y snail
i dun want snaillll
so u still wanna go watch the show or not later
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
what???? you dont want my SNAIL??
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
dowan to go watch with you oredi lah!
29. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
edmund i give you snail
Great Swifty (Edmund) says:
i love eating escargots.
or watching snails melt by putting salt on them
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
can my snail get a kelefeh role in your movie?
Great Swifty (Edmund) says:
can. no problem
30. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
val i give you snail
VaLz says:
he then kept asking me to have dinner with him lol
VaLz says:
whyyyyyyyyy
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
for you to do anything you please with it!
VaLz says:
hahaha! okay
snails are cute
31. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
jon i give you snail
j0n says:
thanks
i like snails
theyre so chill
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
ya i wish i could be as chill as snails sometimes
j0n says:
same here. bens a good example. haha
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
haha bens not chill! chill is like umm.. justin
j0n says:
haha ok bens just slow mo
32. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
ben i give you snail
ben says:
what a thoughtful gift
i give u fireball (icon of fireball i dont have)
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
yes jon says you are like a snail. so i give you
ben says:
quick thoughts slow execution thats all
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
hahahahaha dont make excuses
ben says:
how come jon talks about me, i thought he only talks about justin
33. wenqi says:
and ming is here too
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
why got nuffnang party without me!!!!
wenqi says:
what
where got
wenqi says:
he dunno i’m talking to u now
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
boss ming i give you snail
wenqi says:
hahahaha ok i go tell him when he stop talking to ur boss
wenqi says:
hahah 
boss ming give u wan! a rose
34. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
waifon i give you snail
-waiföñ-•·.·´¯`·.·• says:
why
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
cos its an award winning snail that i would like to give to you ^_____^
-waiföñ-•·.·´¯`·.·• says:
award winning snail!!????
explain pls where got such thing wan
but thank you wor
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
it won the golden globe last year for best supporting actor !
and er it participated in the terry fox run
-waiföñ-•·.·´¯`·.·• says:
HAHAHA ok i dunno why u gave me a snail bkn relevan sangat but nvm thanks hahaha
—————-
Of the 34 answers:
Respondents who alluded to escargot: 10
Respondents who gave a gift back in return:
- Cats: 3
- Sheep: 3
- Bat: 1
- Fireball: 1
- Tiger: 1
- Rose: 1
- Gay Guy: 1
- Another Snail: 1
Respondents who emo-ed: 2
Respondents who are Mac evangelists: 1
Respondents who didn’t know what to do and therefore laughed: 1
Respondents who didn’t know what to do and therefore changed the topic: 1
Respondents who have cruelly poured salt on snails in the past!!!!!: 2
Respondents who didn’t want my snail: 2
Respondents who are weird: 1… and that is Wong Wen-Qi. hahahaha wenqi why are you so weird!
Entry Filed under: Memes
58 Comments Add your own
1. Nicholas Chhan | February 23rd, 2008 at 6:07 pm
ROFL! WTF Experiment is this :D Suet Li’s gay guy was the best. Give a snail, get a gay guy back.
2. k0k | February 23rd, 2008 at 6:40 pm
Gay Guy!!! The only funny response, IMO.
You know what’s ironic? You calling Wen Qi weird -.-
3. kimberlycun | February 23rd, 2008 at 6:44 pm
hahahhahahhaha stupiak!
4. pinksterz | February 23rd, 2008 at 6:48 pm
haha this post went into my google reader last time xD HAHAHA! how come you so free wan? :O
5. foreverjas | February 23rd, 2008 at 7:50 pm
@.@ why i dun receive a snail from u? =P
6. skyler | February 23rd, 2008 at 9:07 pm
Ai ya! Why am I so common! T_T emo
7. KY | February 23rd, 2008 at 10:19 pm
I never got a snail =(
8. amy | February 23rd, 2008 at 10:46 pm
i like skyler’s response about getting herself a french guy to cook it for her!
9. sweatlee | February 23rd, 2008 at 11:48 pm
sigh why am i so funny ah seriously i read the gay guy thing and thought eh who is this damn funny lah then i see it’s myself wtf.
i don’t even remember this convo anymore but the gay guy’s name is bobo btw damn funny ok his dance who wanna know pls msg me on msn wtf
10. nyrac | February 24th, 2008 at 12:27 am
eh i want a snail too *pouts*
11. nickie | February 24th, 2008 at 12:40 am
haha if u’d have given me a snail, i’d tell u bout my encounters with them over here when they kept appearing from nowhere after rain and i kept stepping on them and felt so sad and emo. so fragile their lives, i felt so bad for them i had the urge to write them all obituaries. reaaaallyyy, im not kidding. so sad.
12. sieutheng | February 24th, 2008 at 1:23 am
lol never knew ben is slow. and i still want hermit crabs.
13. anonymous | February 24th, 2008 at 1:26 am
haha you do the weirdest things (:
14. anonymous | February 24th, 2008 at 1:27 am
oh but PLEASE keep doing them, we love reading all your weird randomness.
15. chris | February 24th, 2008 at 1:56 am
the person above is sooooo nice to you it scares me! and wth next time pls inform that we’ve been punk’ed first can!!? can think up with more intelligent answers ma lol!
16. alea | February 24th, 2008 at 5:48 am
24. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
tocky i give you snail
ChrisSurvives² | ~GET CHEESIE HER POODLE FUNDRAISING CHARITY ORGANISATION~ says:
WHY!
cause i reply slow isit!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA xD
17. Michelle | February 24th, 2008 at 5:50 am
Hey, sorry for the lack of response. You do realise that I’m using a macbook therefore I use a mac messenger. So, I do not receive offline messages.
=D
Pardon my rudeness.
18. Jay | February 24th, 2008 at 6:02 am
That convo makes soo much sense now. I’m still bitter at the fact that all I saw was (SN) instead of a snail…
19. ben is not slow. ben is just not that fast | February 24th, 2008 at 7:30 am
I guess they just meant the way I talk, anyway j0n is gay
20. CeNt | February 24th, 2008 at 9:09 am
Why are you soooo free one….
But this is an interesting test…lol
21. chris | February 24th, 2008 at 10:49 am
thanks alea, i don’t knw whether to think that’s a compliment or an insult wtf :’(
22. Aisyah | February 24th, 2008 at 12:15 pm
LOL. This is a funny “experiments”
you did great. :p
23. VaLz | February 24th, 2008 at 1:12 pm
Why did I laughed ah? So not creative one tsk tsk tsk.
24. wenqi | February 24th, 2008 at 2:45 pm
FINE!!
if i’m weird.. then you are weird too su ann!!!
nah.. i give you back a snail(insert snail icon)
:)
25. Artificially Timtam | February 24th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
eh i don’t remember the convo i had with you sia… /stare
26. clement | February 24th, 2008 at 5:48 pm
kang dou tak…swt swt…
27. Z | February 24th, 2008 at 5:50 pm
24. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
tocky i give you snail
ChrisSurvives² | ~GET CHEESIE HER POODLE FUNDRAISING CHARITY ORGANISATION~ says:
WHY!
cause i reply slow isit!
That was the over the moon funny. ahahaha. i laughed on this one for 5 minutes.hahaha.
okie i start laughing again.
28. abby | February 24th, 2008 at 6:39 pm
HAHAHA this is so super funny i almost died reading it
29. chm | February 24th, 2008 at 8:29 pm
n ppl wonder y pau is so popular… nice 1 pau!
30. alea | February 25th, 2008 at 12:48 am
chris: compliment lahh. cuz your response makes us people giggled like little sluts wtf.
31. hui wen | February 25th, 2008 at 2:44 am
Hahaha, so fucking random! But damn funny, the things that people give back, HAHA!
32. Kevin | February 25th, 2008 at 6:58 am
Hahaha at least I’m not alone in not wanting your snail =P
33. sheon | February 25th, 2008 at 9:12 am
SALT “EM LITTLE BUGGERS!!!!!
34. panda | February 25th, 2008 at 9:31 am
I lurrve tocky’s answer the most, it’s superbly funny or maybe just today he realized that he’s ACTUALLY slow :D eehhehehe
35. chris | February 25th, 2008 at 9:33 am
alea: compliment then i take la, not malu one me :D giggle like little sluts wtf, should i like little sluts wtf. Z, are you a little slut too?
pinkpauie: um um am i one of the “emo-ed” ones ah? actually quite emo lo. i was so sked you angry with me cause i reply u damn slow HAHA!
36. Yatz | February 25th, 2008 at 9:53 am
omg i didnt emo wtf..
and i like firdauz’s, “i give u tiger?” ROFL~!
37. pinkshirtz | February 25th, 2008 at 3:16 pm
haha … we want an update on your audition! Wondering how far you’ll go there!
Funny la your post! It’s like the time when me n my friends spoke malay in vietnam … wahaha…!
38. Yappy | February 25th, 2008 at 4:17 pm
Hahaha… that’s a funny experiment. Wonder if I’ll do that in my science courses. Stewie playing with pad… wtf…. I LOL-ed at that one at the risk of being label maniac by my housemate. :) What will ur response be if others give u a snail?
39. - k H [a] w - | February 25th, 2008 at 10:35 pm
you know whats the most hilarious part? the ones that ignored you! haha, damn zhar tou. :P
40. pinkpau | February 25th, 2008 at 11:56 pm
nicholas chhan : eh quite good deal right? this suet li damn bad businesswoman!
k0k : its not ironic! why would it be ironic… do i detect some kind of insinuation!
kimberlycun : damn atas lah you =( give you snail also reject =(
pinksterz : oh ya ya i removed it that first time cos i had something more urgent to blog about
foreverjas : because ur not on my msn :P
skyler : sigh dunno lah skyler foong..! i think you should take weird lessons from wenqi wong!
KY : sorry ah :( i had a snail quota. but i gave val when she and i were halfway talking about you.. does that count? :P see got proof somemore in her answer!
amy : hahaha she’s damn funny wan lah. thats a totally skyler answer!
sweatlee : bobo is edison chen’s ex gf’s name! why your gay guy no better name wan!
nyrac : caryn i give you a snail (sn)
nickie : OH MY GOD !!! you stepped on them?!?!?! aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh ghghghghhrhghr =( my boyf likes to taunt me by making cracking sounds when we see snails cos he knows how upset i get when i see smashed snails. sighhhh
sieutheng : haha ben is damn slow ok
anonymous : *curtsies* thank u thank u :P the ppl in my life need entertainment sometimes
chris : hahaha no need lah… i think your answer is everyones favourite!
alea : haha damn stupid right this chris
michelle : no worries ;)
jay : awww its okay jay! at least now you can see how it looks like on my blog! unless your feedreader doesnt show images
ben blablabla : is that why he keeps talking about justin?
cent : hehe interesting LEH!
aisyah : thank you :P now i hope someone invents something useful to mankind out of my research findings
valz : your answer funny cos of the random mssg in between… haha
wenqi : no but you are weirder…!
artificially : why are you such an old man!
clement : leng mou?
z : hahaha i know i know i giggled like crazy when i got his answer
abby : as did i :P i dont think ill make a very good scientist
chm : haha thank you!
hui wen : YALAR! cats head lah.. gay guy lah.. another snail lah wtf
kevin : stupid wan lah you dowan friend u oredi
sheon : SO BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!
panda : hahahhaa even his realization came too late
chris : yalar you and yat emo!
yatz : you so totally emoed
pinkshirtz : ehhhhhhh i didnt audition lahhhhhhh you must read my posts properly next time -________-
yappy : hehe thats for you to run an experiment and find out!
khaw : yalar what kinda friends are these =(
41. lydia | February 26th, 2008 at 1:07 am
lol. sounds like mini psycholinguistics experiments to me! :)
42. Michael | February 26th, 2008 at 2:54 am
can i have a snail too, pls???
43. TheRealAnonymous | February 26th, 2008 at 3:45 am
Why i no snail? Whyyy?? lol
eh… i’m still around… lets yumcha !
44. Jeff from LA | February 26th, 2008 at 4:52 am
What a cute experiment! Its been a while since you’ve done something like this. Its kind of funny how everyone reacts in a very similar way when you give them a snail. I thought people would react more differently, but I guess people are more similar than you expect.
45. sheon | February 26th, 2008 at 9:35 am
exactly what i would do if i see leeches…..i tagged along a wild-boar hunting trip once not too long ago, geez…i spent more time picking leeches off my legs than scanning for boars! for once, i hoped i had 10 kilos of salt with me and nothing else……
46. june | February 26th, 2008 at 9:50 am
Tocky Tock. Why are u so funny one. Hahaha
47. Jay | February 26th, 2008 at 10:28 am
I’m curious to know how you knew I was using a feed reader…
48. pinkshirtz | February 26th, 2008 at 1:26 pm
sorry ya! Didn’t read the tiny caption under the pic! eyes so blur from school work! Brr … cold!
49. george | February 26th, 2008 at 2:18 pm
cats ftw!!!
man i didn’t even know it was an experiment
i’m glad to be part of your random pool hahahha
50. kevin tan | February 26th, 2008 at 6:39 pm
nah i give u a snail.
http://kevintantm.blogspot.com/2008/02/slowyx.html
51. foreverjas | February 26th, 2008 at 7:43 pm
T_____T cant i be on your msn? LOL.
52. CeNt | February 27th, 2008 at 1:58 am
very interesting….
I have tried on my friends….
and most of their response are….
got problem ah you….!!
lol~~~
53. HK | February 27th, 2008 at 3:10 am
eh. i didn’t know u sent me a snail must have been a while ago =P
54. mIcheLLe | February 27th, 2008 at 8:46 am
Ehem Ehem. Where is MY snail!!! *rants like a blogger*
HAHAHAHA no lah. I want a gay guy please. :D :D
55. Yappy | February 27th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
Haha… I probably won’t give you another snail since you already have one called Murphy. But since I’m studying in aus now, I can however give you heaps of TimTam (inserts TimTam icon that doesn’t exist). :)
56. tana | February 27th, 2008 at 7:19 pm
i’d say it’s as fast as the pace m’sia is progressing
57. Albert Ng | March 5th, 2008 at 1:43 pm
I like Voonkiat’s response most!
Man, I gotta get on MSN one of these days.
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