Wong Wenqi Is Weird!
July 24th, 2008
because there are so many upsetting things going on right now and i’m starting to feel very affected and stressed out, today i am choosing to take a breather from those things and blog about something happy.
and so…! this is a post about my dear friend wongwenqi, also known as wenqiwong or wwq or banana or lump or any other weird name that we, her dear friends, choose to accord her. because she is also very weird :D in a good, cute, irresistible sort of way! as you shall soon see…
i first met wongwenqi at the Nuffnang screening for Pirates of the Caribbean mid last year. she was sooooo shy and didnt say a single word to me except for some random comment about a Nuffnang badge. then at one point she let out an equally random squeak. i would later find that she dispenses such entertaining randomness very often, most of the time resulting in people staring at her in disbelief and then collapsing in laughter. then we will point at her and go “hahaha you so cute!”, at which point she will start protesting and squeaking like, “what! what! WHAAAAAAT!!”
after the movie screening, we met properly again on my first day as a Nuffnang intern. i only met her for about 15 minutes before the workday ended, and we both had to take the train to KLCC after that. she said she would come with me, and the very moment we stepped out of the office and closed the door, she turned to me and asked me THE QUESTION (wwq do you remember THE QUESTION!)… and when i gave her THE ANSWER, it was no turning back from there! we shared a bond! we were destined to be best friends forever!!!
it’s only been less than a year since then, but wwq is one of my closest friends, so much so that i miss her deeply when i dont talk to her for a few days T____T the simple truth is that she makes me happy and she makes me laugh. cos she’s so darn cute and innocent and random. and because you share a good thing when you have it, today ladies and gentlemen, i want to share with you …. The Chronicles of Wong Wenqi is Weird!!!
this is actually a very long-awaited post because i’ve been taking my time compiling material for it. i could spend more time baiting her, but i feel that this is a very appropriate time to write about wwq! so here goes!
1. this is after i told wwq i was on holiday in china a few months ago:
wenqi says: i only know the long long uhhh..
wenqi says: what u call that again
wenqi says: the border thingy
wenqi says: the wall
wenqi says: yah
wenqi says: the long long wall thingie wtf
».¸.·* pinkpau says: THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA WTF
2. this is wwq trying to teach me the hanyu pinyin tones for Mandarin:
wenqi says: 1 is like.. no tone one
wenqi says: 2 is like the sound go up one
wenqi says: 3 is the sound like… low low go down one
wenqi says: 4 is like.. u shout u damn hate the person
3. wongwenqi is very well-known for how slow she eats. this is a 4-way chat between me, KY, skyler and her!
KYspeaks says: i see wenqi eat
KYspeaks says: i can pengsan
KYspeaks says: so slow
KYspeaks says: cut so many times 1 piece of blardy fish
wenqi says: i know lahhhhhhhh
wenqi says: wtf
wenqi says: ur boss always cannot wait for me
wenqi says: and then will leave me there alone to eat while he go walk walk wtf
wenqi says: fuck that shit ok
4. wwq is also very well-known for her cleavage-baring tops! you want to stop staring but you just cant help yourself!
KYspeaks says: everyone looks at ur boobies
KYspeaks says: the cut you wear
KYspeaks says: EVERYONE LOOKS
s k y l e r says: ya they always spill out
wenqi says: wtf
KYspeaks says: take it from a guy’s perspective
».¸.·* pinkpau says: EVERYONE LOOKS hahahaha
wenqi says: i wanted to wear a normal t shirt once but cannot find one wtf
5. and this is after i got a sponsored phone, which wwq had test-used for a while, and she’d left all her SMSes in the inbox. i saw a message from one JPWong saying ‘i love you!’ and decided to ask her about it:
».¸.·* pinkpau says: who is jpwong! why does he looooove u
wenqi says: HUH WTF
wenqi says: he’s my father! how u know one wtf
».¸.·* pinkpau says: why u call ur father jpwong hahahaha and why u call ur mother laura!
wenqi says: no lah
wenqi says: so that.. when i get kidnapped rite
wenqi says: they won’t know who is my father and mother
».¸.·* pinkpau says: -_-
».¸.·* pinkpau says: dont u WANT them to call ur father and mother -_-
wenqi says: uhmm
wenqi says: then later they ask for ransom then my father and mother broke d how leh
6. this is wwq teaching me about the deeper things in life:
wenqi says: it’s like playing the trumpet
wenqi says: if i dun open my throat and say like AWWWWW
wenqi says: instead of like.. closing throat a bit like EEEEE
wenqi says: then the sound comes out fatter… juicier… rounder wtf
wenqi says: and i think that applies to many other things in life
7. a rare economic analysis by wwq:
wenqi says: to me i think sex in kl is cheaper than having sex in penang
8. she’s so cute and so easy to bully!:
wenqi says: he once lied to me
wenqi says: saying if u dun finish eating ur ice cream fast.. it’ll evaporate
wenqi says: and i believed him wtf
9. and she is also indecisive! taken from a meme on her blog:
4. Where is the place that you want to go the most?
A place that I’ve never been before. Preferably a place with snow, but I would have to have the option to go to some place else if.. IF I realized that I didn’t like snow.
10. i even got collaboration for material for my WWQ is weird post!:
Timothy Tiah says: funny wenqi quote today
Timothy Tiah says: I saw a fly in the airplane on the way here to bangkok
Timothy Tiah says: she saw it.. flinched and tried to shoo it away
Timothy Tiah says: then she said
Timothy Tiah says: “poor fly…. going to end up in Bangkok alone and lonely because he doesn’t know how to speak thai to the thai flies”
———-
there are more but i will save those for another time :D maybe a WWQ is Weird Part 2 !
wwq has just left for Singapore to further her studies in music, and it was nice to meet up with her last week. she told me to meet her at Oxford Road hahahahaha why is she so cute! i am going to miss her so much when i go away T____T it’s going to be a 4-year US/Singapore long distance relationship… sigh. i dont know if i can cope with this!!!11
i’m so glad that i met wenqi. friends like her are hard to find. the man whom she will eventually love is a very, very lucky person.. because if there is any one person who is supportive, kind, thoughtful, genuine and cute all rolled into one, it is wong wenqi.
sigh! and she’s also very weird. but that’s why we all love her.
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79 Comments Add your own
1. TamTim Jak | July 24th, 2008 at 5:59 am
From the 2 seconds i met her in front of the heeren in front of the atm in front of you ‘the mini loan shark’. i think i haven’t seen past the shy part yet…
2. songjun | July 24th, 2008 at 6:42 am
paupy why u never intro pretty girl like that to me :( haih somemore so nonsense one hahaha :P especially the thai fly and the kidnapping thing :P
3. thegeekinpink | July 24th, 2008 at 8:04 am
lol at the thai fly convo. most random.
4. Calvin | July 24th, 2008 at 8:10 am
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay, I’m done with my laughing xD
The #10 one is the best ever. Like this I will kidnap one little green froggie from Japan and bring it back to Malaysia. But that fella is going to have hard time finding a Malaysian frog who speaks Japanese. Worst come to worst, it will end up in Sakae Sushi (their mascot is a frog, remember?) and become their sashimi wtf
=P
5. alvin | July 24th, 2008 at 8:12 am
Everyone knows a Phoebe within their circle of close friends :). Glad you found yours.
6. carol | July 24th, 2008 at 8:19 am
*dies laughing at no.10* hahahaha lol. she sounds so, so, so cute!
no.6 is so chim also haha.
7. sweatlee | July 24th, 2008 at 8:43 am
yeah a phoebe!!! hahaha what a good way to describe her!
8. Hanis Zalikha | July 24th, 2008 at 8:57 am
omg this cute girl wwq! too cute too cute! the ransom part, so thoughtful of her haha. youre a great friend su ann, to create a post just for her :) really entertaining sumore.
9. KY | July 24th, 2008 at 9:03 am
WWQ is awesome!
“many other things in life” <– I know what this means. hahahaha
10. truffle | July 24th, 2008 at 9:22 am
#1 and #2 is so funny!!! like zomg..
11. kimberlycun | July 24th, 2008 at 9:41 am
wwq is teh l33t!
12. chris tock | July 24th, 2008 at 9:50 am
*dies of allthingscute overdose*
13. Robb | July 24th, 2008 at 9:52 am
i need to chat more with wenqi!! i need her randomness in my life!!!
14. Boss Stewie | July 24th, 2008 at 9:58 am
BANANA!!!
15. ShaolinTiger | July 24th, 2008 at 10:55 am
wwq rocks! her last pic got no cleavage wtf - so rare.
16. k0k | July 24th, 2008 at 11:35 am
wenqi says: if i dun open my throat and say like AWWWWW
wenqi says: instead of like.. closing throat a bit like EEEEE
wenqi says: then the sound comes out fatter… juicier… rounder wtf
wenqi says: and i think that applies to many other things in life
God’s limited edition girl. God didn’t just spend a little more time on her. He was smoking weed and giggling like a schoolboy when he was making her.
17. suanie | July 24th, 2008 at 11:38 am
wong wenqi rocks!
18. reallybites | July 24th, 2008 at 12:33 pm
huh so u gonna have 2 4 years long distance us-sg rship?
eh so she doesnt want to be found if she was kidnapped issit?
19. Grinch | July 24th, 2008 at 12:36 pm
Hahaha! reli got someone so blur and cute wan ar??
20. natalie | July 24th, 2008 at 12:57 pm
what’s ‘the deeper things in life’ and ‘many other things in life’ referring to?
this is a funny post! i like the fly story. hahaha.
21. linsey | July 24th, 2008 at 1:40 pm
i know her no. 7! because she once told me ’something’ is cheaper to be bought in KL than in PG hahahaha.
… and i also cannot stop staring at her cleavage, its in your face! zomg =O
22. accyee | July 24th, 2008 at 2:00 pm
hahahhaa hilarious
23. hw | July 24th, 2008 at 2:42 pm
after reading this post i was thinking … wtfwwqhax……
haha love the thai flies one..
24. Firdy | July 24th, 2008 at 3:57 pm
Wong Wenqi has the nicest skin, has the cutest dogs and can draw better than me
i don’t like wong wenqi
25. nadnut | July 24th, 2008 at 4:36 pm
LOL! She’s hilarious! cute man!
26. voooon | July 24th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
weiiii why never reply on msn? =(
btw, is she still single and available? *big grin*
27. calvin | July 24th, 2008 at 5:04 pm
got your blog from nuffnang’s site. great blog and great stuff. great friends are hard to get and hard to maintain, esp the long distance ones. i have tonnes of friends overseas, but none kept the closenest when we were back in the old days. treasure them for life…cause they are hard to come by. cheers and god bless.
28. MIchelle | July 24th, 2008 at 5:24 pm
What happened to that post???
Anyway, I’m easily tricked too okay. My Dad once told me that if I eat the seeds of grapes, a grape tree will grow inside me.
I cried the whole day.
FTW.
29. skim | July 24th, 2008 at 8:10 pm
i see….forever 21 dress.
30. dree | July 24th, 2008 at 8:40 pm
how to be an intern at Nuffnang??
31. skyler | July 24th, 2008 at 9:07 pm
HAHAHHAHA JPWONG & LAURA HAHAHAHAHA
32. tivlens | July 24th, 2008 at 9:24 pm
Sweet, short and funny. =D
33. foreverjas | July 24th, 2008 at 9:50 pm
nicely written :) yeer she so cute! u oso cute!
34. weiqi | July 24th, 2008 at 10:06 pm
haha..she so cute..
i once said orchard road as oxford road too..haha..
i also dunno why =.=”
35. devina | July 24th, 2008 at 11:53 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHA XD she reminds me of the stupid convos my secondary best friend and me would have each day about everything and anything under the sun wtf XD
36. Simon Seow | July 25th, 2008 at 12:10 am
Banana is funny. Always like to kacau her in MSN.
37. Jeff from LA | July 25th, 2008 at 12:15 am
Your friend is so cute. Completely random/quirky friends are awesome. I have a friend that has a personality just like her, except that she’s not really shy.
This post was really enjoyable. I think you should have this type of post become a recurring theme (i.e. Meet Friend X of Pinkpau) and give each of your close friends their own profile.
38. Ping Ping | July 25th, 2008 at 12:15 am
hey…i tot tht we shud not put mum and dad and we shud give them names so that when people got our phone, they cannot like sms them to get our account pin ker apa.
My friend oso marah me cuz i put my mum’s name. I tot I very smart tim.
39. shengwa | July 25th, 2008 at 12:29 am
hi,
blardy hell, I was laughing all the way, then i really LMAO at the OXFORD ROAD part!
can’t help it.
40. Linora Aronil | July 25th, 2008 at 12:58 am
Awww heeheh i wish i could do the same with one person lol. but why Banana? lol
41. Huai Bin | July 25th, 2008 at 1:04 am
Sounds like a fun person to hang out with. :)
LOL @ KY’s response to eating slow. Really can pengsan the speed some people eat. I know someone who chews like 32 times for each bite she takes.
42. george | July 25th, 2008 at 1:40 am
batman thinks wenqi is hot :p
43. pinkpau | July 25th, 2008 at 2:33 am
tamtim : after the shy part comes the REALLY REALLY NOISY part :P
songjun : cos im protecting her from u :(
thegeekinpink : hahahaha it’s a very wenqi thing to say
calvin : sakae sushi frog! haahhaha!
alvin : i’m trying to think which Friend you are but you are none of them :\ hmm. im going to think up the perfect sitcom character for you
carol : it’s chim indeed :P
sweatlee : ya! from now on we wil lcall her phoebe wong
hanis : she is an entertaining girl :P wait till u meet her in person! even more entertaining!
ky : hahaha dont tell ppl !
truffle : haha long long wall thingie hahaha
kimberlycun : cos she knows all these deep things!
chris tock : noooo u must not die! otherwise u wont live to see the other cute things she says and does!
robb : yes then u will be a lot happier wan!
boss stewie : peach wtf
shaolintiger : ya must find cleavageless photos of her.. later her parents see and freak out then how!
k0k : you dont know the half of it .. haha that eee aaaa statement is double edged. hahaha
suanie : yes! for president!
reallybites : yalor 2 LDRs :( can die :( haha she said she will figure something out if she was kidnapped
grinch : yes :P
natalie : hehehe take a guess!
linsey : hahaha YAYA
accyee : ;)
hw : i only wish i were there to hear it in person.. haha
firdy : firdy dont be so jealous!!!
nadnut : yes she is !
voooon : sorry was away from keyboard ! she ah… er! It’s Complicated ™!
calvin : thank u :) i sure hope going away to study wont push me further away from my friends. sigh.
michelle : HAHAHA my dad told my bro a similar story about oysters and them growing baby oysters in his stomach hahahahaha. aiyo so cute u! why u cry!
skim : yup!
dree : you just have to be a cool person, dree!
skyler : hahahaha skyler foong why do we know such a cute person
tivlens : that is wongwenqi :D but she’s not thaaaat short :P
foreverjas : she is wayyy cuter than i could ever be!
weiqi : and your name sounds like hers too!
devina : those are the best convos ever :)
simon seow : hehe! cute leh she!
jeff from la : that is a good idea! i think i’ve already written about two friends in the past. this would be the third. hmm! i have a series already!
ping ping : but dont you WANT them to get the account pin! so that you will be safe!
shengwa : hahaha yesyes wwq has the tendency of doing that to people :P just when u think u cannot laugh at her anymore, she goes and says something even funnier :P
linora : dunno! boss give her the banana so everybody call her banana
huaibin : oh she is :)
george : does batman think robin is hot too!
44. songjun | July 25th, 2008 at 3:32 am
pau : but WHY :( wasn’t i such a good bf to u sniff
45. Kevin | July 25th, 2008 at 10:28 am
Cheh..when you made a blog entry about me….you took the attention off me by showing the world your cleavage, so I didn’t have the spotlight =(
I demand another =D
46. sheon | July 25th, 2008 at 10:59 am
hahahaa…………she’s so cute!!! i have fren also damn random one…but not as …eerrr…weird as WQ. she’s in australia now.
god speed both of you!!!
47. Jayelle | July 25th, 2008 at 12:50 pm
LOL OMG the fly in the plane part is the funniest. Hahahaha. Wenqi, you’re so kind hearted. :D
48. lishun | July 25th, 2008 at 1:31 pm
everyone needs a random friend. i’m glad i have my own too! makes dinner conversations all that more interesting. =)
49. Lainie | July 25th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
she does sound random, but majorly fun :)
i have my parents saved under “Old nag” (dad) and “old biddy” (ma) - at first it was in case i ever get to trouble that no one can report back to them by confiscating my phone.
now it’s just cause it amuses me.
50. bryanlyt | July 25th, 2008 at 3:06 pm
HAHAHAHA! farny girl….. i LOLed at those conversations…. especially the one with the fly flying to bangkok alone…. HAHAHA xD
51. kreazi | July 25th, 2008 at 5:34 pm
I like the fly one too.. and why nobody likes the hanyu pinyin one ar? I was laughing at that, even said it aloud to ascertain whether she got it right or not!!!
52. kaizhi | July 25th, 2008 at 6:23 pm
So hilarous. The way she talk and do thing really is cute. So random yet so attractive. Hahaha
53. arif | July 25th, 2008 at 7:01 pm
been reading your blog for a while..have not once commented…
congratulations on ur columbia uni acceptance…did u take the sat subjects test???
54. michellesy | July 25th, 2008 at 8:39 pm
AHAHAHAHAH - we all need more Phoebe WWQ’s in our life!
Devoted friend + much-neede commic relief, what more could you ask for? =)
Her exposition on the deeper meaning of life is priceless wtf LOL!
55. Matthew | July 25th, 2008 at 10:34 pm
I like to eat McDonald’s
56. Rachel | July 26th, 2008 at 2:43 am
wwq is going to further her studies in music in singapore?! where? nafa? yong siew toh conservertory? taking which instrument?
57. pinkshirtz | July 26th, 2008 at 2:55 am
wahaha .. your friend is soooo lame .. i nominate for year 2008 Miss Universe Lameness!!! X)
58. nina | July 26th, 2008 at 2:58 am
Hahahaaha, she’s such a fun person! The world needs more WWQs!
59. King | July 26th, 2008 at 4:57 am
Hint hint, use skype and add credits and talk to the whole world at super cheat price. Well atleast thats what I do in America.
60. Michelle | July 26th, 2008 at 7:45 am
I freaked out and I could not sleep the whole night lah, pau pau!
61. Vooon | July 26th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
surely not too complicated for me.. im smart remember? :P:P:P:P
btw, are u going to this student leaders summit thingy?
62. pinkpau | July 26th, 2008 at 3:55 pm
songjun : not really :( i remember many bad things about you :( like ummmm how you wouldnt let me win in dota :(
kevin : HAHAHA DONT BE SO PICKY!!! otherwise i wont give u that awesome bday present
sheon : haha time to post about your random friend too!
jayelle : yes she is !! haih dont u think her boyfriend is like very lucky
lishun : it makes EVERYTHING more interesting.. haha!
lainie : old nag and old biddy hahaha zomg you must have been up to loads of hanky panky if you had to take such precautions!
bryanlyt : hahaha she’s damn cool wan lah
kreazi : that’s what i did too when she first said it to me .. haha “4 is like you shout you damn hate the person” hahahahaha
kaizhi : exactly!
arif : of course!
michellesy : you have to read deeper into it to see what she really means ;) if you know wht i mean!!
matthew : oh me too
rachel : the one at NUS! i think yeah it’s that yong siew toh one! she’s playing the trumpet :)
pinkshirtz : why you say my friend lame :(
nina : AGREE!
king : i do that right now even! sigh but still. not quite the same :(
michelle : hehehe bet u didnt eat another grape for a very long time after that :P
voon : yes i will be! hehehehe khairy speaking hehehehehe
63. chm | July 26th, 2008 at 5:35 pm
omg… wwq….. i love here already… i want her as prime ministress of malaysia!!!! if so our country can b funnisest country on earth!!!!
64. annie | July 27th, 2008 at 3:06 am
wow..great funny post there. =) glad u found a buddy like wenqi. =) droppin by to say hi
65. Ping Ping | July 27th, 2008 at 11:51 am
but but…if they get my account i mati even faster…my account money so little one.. T.T
66. zhengdhong | July 27th, 2008 at 12:21 pm
hey~ that banana looks cute!
67. Private TS | July 27th, 2008 at 1:06 pm
both are so cute…
68. ahlost | July 27th, 2008 at 7:32 pm
ahahahahahahahahahaha… she’s sho cute !!!
69. m3lange | July 27th, 2008 at 8:26 pm
Random-reader-from-another-blog here: Had a nice laugh reading this post. Lucky you to have such friends!
70. songjun | July 28th, 2008 at 4:03 am
pau : lol how to let you win when we’re always on the same team :P I let you KS ok! :P
71. michellesy | July 28th, 2008 at 5:54 pm
If I know what you mean? *frowns puzzledly*
Oh…OH….okay. Deeper hahaahahh, yes, I THINK I get what you mean =D
72. jimmy | July 29th, 2008 at 12:40 am
wen qi will u marry me? i’ll teman u eat slowly for the rest of our lives together huhu
73. pinkshirtz | July 29th, 2008 at 12:02 pm
haha … lameness is much appreciated now … especially when its gloomy!
74. Jason | July 29th, 2008 at 2:18 pm
Hehe. I think I know how to kacau when I need someone to humour me. :D
75. Hanna | July 31st, 2008 at 10:36 pm
Timothy Tiah says: “poor fly…. going to end up in Bangkok alone and lonely because he doesn’t know how to speak thai to the thai flies”
LOL so funny!!!
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