Karangan Terbaik UPSR 2007
January 28th, 2009
from a forwarded email:
Pagi itu pagi minggu. Cuaca cukup sejuk sehingga mencapai takat suhu beku. Sebab itu saya tidak mandi pagi sebab air kolah jadi air batu dan air paip tidak mahu keluar sebab beku di dalam batang paip. Pagi itu saya bersarapan dengan keluarga di dalam unggun api kerana tidak tahan sejuk. Selepas itu emak saya mengajak saya menemaninya ke pasar. Tetapi saya tidak mahu.
Selepas emak menikam perut saya berkali-kali dengan garfu barulah saya bersetuju untuk mengikutnya. Kami berjalan sejauh 120 kilometer kerana pasar itu letaknya 128 kilometer dari rumah. Lagi 8 kilometer nak sampai pasar saya ternampak sebuah lori kontena meluru dengan laju dari arah belakang.
Dia melanggar emak saya. Emak saya tercampak ke dalam gaung. Dia menjerit “Adoi!”. Lepas itu emak saya naik semula dan mengejar lori tersebut. Saya pun turut berlari di belakang emak saya kerana takut emak saya melanggar lori itu pula. Pemandu lori itu nampak kami mengejarnya. Dia pun memecut lebih laju iaitu sama dengan kelajuan cahaya. Kami pula terpaksa mengejar dengan lebih laju iaitu sama dengan dua kali ganda kelajuan cahaya. Emak saya dapat menerajang tayar depan lori itu. Lori itu terbabas dan melanggar pembahagi jalan lalu bertembung dengan sebuah feri. Feri itu terbelah dua.
Penumpang feri itu yang seramai 100 orang semuanya mati. Pemandu feri itu sangat marah. Dia pun bertukar menjadi Ultraman dan memfire pemandu lori. Pemandu lori menekan butang khas di dalam lori dia..lori itu bertukar menjadi robot Transformer. Mereka bergaduh di udara. Emak saya tidak puas hati. Dia! pun terus menyewa sebuah helikopter di Genting Highlands dan terus ke tempat kemalangan. Dia melanggar pemandu feri yang telah bertukar menjadi Ultraman itu.
Pemandu feri itu terkejut dan terus bertukar menjadi pemandu feri semula lalu terhempas ke jalanraya. Pemandu feri itu pecah. Pemandu lori sangat takut melihat kejadian itu. Dia meminta maaf dari emak saya. Dia menghulurkan tangan ingin bersalam. Tetapi emak saya masih marah. Dia menyendengkan helikopternya dan mengerat tangan pemandu lori itu dengan kipas helikopter. Pemandu lori itu menjerit “Adoi..!” dan jatuh ke bumi. Emak say menghantar helikopter itu ke Genting Highlands. Bila dia balik ke tempat kejadian, dia terus memukul pemandu lori itu dengan beg tangannya sambil memarahi pemandu lori itu di dalam bahasa Inggeris.
Pemandu lori itu tidak dapat menjawab sebab emak saya cakap orang putih. Lalu pemandu lori itu mati. Tidak lama kemudian kereta polis pun sampai. Dia membuat lapuran ke ibu pejabatnya tentang kemalangan ngeri itu. Semua anggota polis di pejabat polis itu terperanjat lalu mati. Orang ramai mengerumuni tempat kejadian kerana ingin mengetahui apa yang telah terjadi. Polis yang bertugas cuba menyuraikan orang ramai lalu dia menjerit menggunakan pembesar suara. Orang ramai terperanjat dan semuanya mati.
Selepas itu emak saya mengajak saya ke pasar untuk mengelak lebih ramai lagi yang akan mati. Di pasar, emak saya menceritakan kejadian itu kepada penjual daging. Penjual daging dan peniaga-peniaga berhampiran yang mendengar cerita itu semuanya terkejut dan mati. Saya dan emak saya terus berlari balik ke rumah. Kerana terlalu penat sebaik saja sampai di rumah kami pun mati. Itulah kemalangan yang paling ngeri yang pernah saya lihat sebelum saya mati.
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HAHAHAHAHA
memfire
helikopter dari genting highlands
‘Adoi…!’
hahahahaha
what a morbid 12 year old
this essay needs to be in ALL the buku 101 karangan-karangan contoh
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1. Aris | January 28th, 2009 at 12:47 pm
Haha… I actually encounter this when I’m in primary 6. We(classmates) did xerox his ‘karangan’. I wish I knew where I keep it. As if I’m keeping it!
2. Artificially Tamtim | January 28th, 2009 at 1:02 pm
i is like this very much
3. SiCunit | January 28th, 2009 at 1:09 pm
Su Ann… This is the first time I read Malaysian essay completely. Since I speak Indonesian, I understand this a little.. but, I’ve got no clue where’s the funny part. Or is it not funny at all?
And yeah, I’m wondering what “lori” is. What kind of vehicle? And, does n “mati” means “dead”?
4. smartypants | January 28th, 2009 at 1:39 pm
ROFL.. he should score max on meeting the requirement of the title and imagination. morbidity is arbitrary here. a standard 6 boy’s world of video & computer games is very much akin to this. in fact, he is ‘gentle’ in comparison….quite lerr….hehe
5. songjun | January 28th, 2009 at 1:53 pm
……. wtf haha
6. WP | January 28th, 2009 at 2:03 pm
Hahaha this is sooo funny!!
7. pinksterz | January 28th, 2009 at 2:04 pm
HAHAHAHAHA i used to write this kind of stories with my friends too last time. the “everyone contributes one sentence to the story” game. :P
XD
the last line is the best part HAHAHAHAHAHA!
8. Tiara | January 28th, 2009 at 4:30 pm
ha! I remember one time I wrote a karangan about “I was alone in my bed UNTIL” and made the narrator person get a heart attack. XD
Everyone dies in high school stories for our yearbook. It doesn’t matter how it starts – they all die afterwards Argh!
9. amy | January 28th, 2009 at 4:39 pm
*reads* wtf! *terkejut dan mati*
10. roger | January 28th, 2009 at 5:39 pm
OK I seriously laughed my ass off so hard I’m going to need surgery to reattach it.
11. chuan | January 28th, 2009 at 9:03 pm
lol, wtf! but funny! The kid imagination was so powerful! hehe..
12. boon kheng | January 28th, 2009 at 10:45 pm
LMAO! I used to write cereka in the primary school days with wild imagination. What I remembered, I fused one of my cereka with Pokemon element.
Ignoring the tatabahasa problem, this would be a memorable piece!
13. KY | January 28th, 2009 at 10:46 pm
hahaha best ever!
14. ben | January 29th, 2009 at 12:24 am
no shit…. the mother is so hilariously powerful. Fortunately it’s lunchtime at the office and not many ppl are here, cause can’t help but to LOL. He’ll prolly grow up to be a comedian goth
15. tom | January 29th, 2009 at 12:25 am
hahhaha
Yeah wei.. it should be in the 101 contoh karangan terbaik..
If we ever have Anugerah Karangan Terbaik, this should be it!
16. Gin | January 29th, 2009 at 12:29 am
0_o
17. irene | January 29th, 2009 at 1:31 am
HAHAHAHAHA!
omg this is just too hilarious!! but the funniest thing is most of us from msia have written an essay like this at least once in our lives.
i remember when i was in secondary school, my english teacher was describing what NOT to write in essays during exams, and this essay would be an example of what not to write. oh, and in no circumstances, should we end a story with “it was all a dream”. that was a popular choice among my classmates, lol.
18. ZA | January 29th, 2009 at 1:41 am
OMG.
This is the real shit man.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA. SO FUNNY!!!!!
I can’t stop tearing up!
19. kreazi | January 29th, 2009 at 1:45 am
Hahahahaha Su Ann, just when I needed more laughters right now! OMG, imagine submitting this kind of karangan for UPSR! The tatabahasa is so the very wrong, and I suppose the teacher will mark it as no isi kandungan… or rather TERPESONG!!! But it’ll get full marks for entertainment value :) Happy Niu Year to you btw :)))
20. maddie | January 29th, 2009 at 2:27 am
oh my gawd.
LOVELY PIECE..hhahaha, mau mati saya baca la. aduhai…fulamak. hebat. hahahahah… he should be getting an A for this man. i cant imagine what must be going thru the examiner’s mind when he reads this. had me in stitches throughout. im going to print it out to give to my bro. lol. he might need the ref.
21. Michelle | January 29th, 2009 at 3:07 am
Sebelum saya mati… Kemalangan ngeri.
OMG.
Su Ann rescue me from this small town of Menglembu
:(
Eh, what are you reading now? I bought Haruki Murakami. I hate MPH at MV omg. It’s so messy. It took them 30 minutes to find me a book
22. Michelle | January 29th, 2009 at 3:10 am
When are you coming back from NY? Hehe. I’ll be back from June 28 till July 23rd this year during my winter break. We then can go for an ice cream date. :D
23. Firdy takes 5 | January 29th, 2009 at 4:08 am
hahahahah, memang ini pun karangan contoh terbaik!
24. sylvanna | January 29th, 2009 at 4:22 am
hahaha. 12 year old already start to emo.
25. lin | January 29th, 2009 at 4:30 am
pemandu feri, pemandu lori, semua anggota polis, orang ramai, penjual daging dan peniaga- peniaga berhampiran semuanya terkejut dan mati…
damn wtf!
26. ront | January 29th, 2009 at 5:12 am
i have an image in my mind with the caption…”Emak saya dapat menerajang tayar depan lori itu. ” WAHAHAHAHAHAHA….
27. lishun | January 29th, 2009 at 5:50 am
i love how illogical this essay is. haha. walked for 120km indeed. and everyone dies! the end! hooray!
28. skyler | January 29th, 2009 at 6:25 am
haha i wasn’t going to read this at first cause it’s BM but TERKEJUT DAN MATI!!!
BERTUKAR MENJADI ULTRAMAN HAHAHAHA.
29. chm | January 29th, 2009 at 6:42 am
hahahahahahahahaha. lorry cut a ferry in half wahahahahaha.
30. thegeekinpink | January 29th, 2009 at 8:53 am
hahaha memfire! hahaha Kami berjalan sejauh 120 kilometer kerana pasar itu letaknya 128 kilometer dari rumah hahahahahah
31. thegeekinpink | January 29th, 2009 at 8:53 am
and btw, longest BM karangan I’ve read since high school! hahah
32. Sabrina | January 29th, 2009 at 9:20 am
Have you read the other karangan upsr contoh? The ‘Keluarga’ essay. It’s funnier x)
33. pattirmina | January 29th, 2009 at 9:57 am
oh god. this reminds me of my primary 4 brother’s bm karangan. it was hilarious ok! hahahhaa…
something about getting lost in the forest and meeting wild beast and stuff. but still…this one has THE BEST imagination.
34. carmen | January 29th, 2009 at 10:58 am
HAHHAHAHAHA. funniest + most random karangan ever! :DDD
35. nisa | January 29th, 2009 at 11:05 am
ROFLLLL!! oh my goodnessss…
this is so amazing…i can barely speak/type.
36. nyrac | January 29th, 2009 at 11:13 am
ah. the good old imaginary days. i used to write about tunnels that lead from earth to moon and having dinosaurs as pets. but i guess this tops it.
btw have you ever heard of the “My Family” karangan? probably it’s the same as the Keluargaku someone mentioned above. was it the one about how “poor” the kid was?
37. takemoto | January 29th, 2009 at 11:58 am
I bet even John Woo can’t make a film out of that kids essay…EPIC
Would be interesting to see what the teacher would comment on this essay: Interesting content, but focuse more on sentence structure and spelling. XD
PS: Had this irresistable urge to use my red pen and highlight all the wrong stuff out from my screen. ARGGHHH!!
38. annjie | January 29th, 2009 at 8:13 pm
saya tak faham bahasa malaysia, tak tau itu essay cakap apa…. Maaf
39. Jwan | January 29th, 2009 at 8:43 pm
fuwaaah!
40. Yan | January 29th, 2009 at 10:19 pm
OMG Su Ann. This is sooooo funny. I am laughing hard at workplace. People must be thinking I am crazy :)
Menfire dan kami semua pun mati haha. What a funny 12yo kid :D
41. voxy | January 30th, 2009 at 1:25 am
lolx~this is so funny! kemalangan yang paling ngeri konon! dasar all melebihlebih! lol~
sicunit, yea, mati tu ialah dead.. and it is funny because of the exxagerations and the impulsation adding of english into the mem and men~ lol
42. Jade Zheng | January 30th, 2009 at 1:33 am
kudos, Su Ann!!! hahaha… geez, i like it~ ;D
43. Winnie | January 30th, 2009 at 2:09 am
hahahahahahahah…what an imagination.
i’m now in the library, trying hard not to laugh, press my scarf/shawl on my mouth.
Ultraman, Transformer, memfire…. fuyo!!
44. yosie | January 30th, 2009 at 2:11 am
hm is it supposed to be funny? what is a karangan? i also try to read but tidak mengerti
45. justakid | January 30th, 2009 at 3:28 am
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
wow its been such a long time since i’ve commented
:)
this is the funny shiz!
transformer/ultraman wtf :D
come to think of it. my bm is getting rusty :S
46. caffy | January 30th, 2009 at 5:21 am
“this essay needs to be in ALL the buku 101 karangan-karangan contoh”
Lol, maybe, under the subject “How NOT to write your Karangan.”
I really wonder how many marks he got for that.
47. Hannah | January 30th, 2009 at 7:17 am
LMAO. This kid should be given an award.
48. hitomi | January 30th, 2009 at 8:09 pm
Must be too much of Animation lol
49. Shaen | January 31st, 2009 at 12:45 am
OMG, i cried laughing while reading this post:
‘itulah kemalangan yang paling ngeri yang pernah saya lihat sebelum saya mati’
50. fubi | January 31st, 2009 at 3:21 am
where do you usually buy your shoes from? o.O
51. Anonymous | January 31st, 2009 at 4:30 am
my idol
52. Az1 | January 31st, 2009 at 4:47 am
What a wild imagination.
53. Michelle | January 31st, 2009 at 6:38 am
Eh, you can’t like makan breakfast di dalam unggun api and then still alive…
54. Ikanbilis | January 31st, 2009 at 8:58 am
MEMFIRE ( rolls eyes)
This kid gets KFC deluxe from me.
55. CC | January 31st, 2009 at 11:49 am
haha! everyone ends up “mati” LOL
56. sarah | January 31st, 2009 at 1:43 pm
HAHAHAHAHA!! ok honestly, the spectacular imagination aside i was actually really impresssed by his vocab. menerajang..terhempas.. i never had bm vocab this powerful at 12.
57. sweatlee | February 1st, 2009 at 12:02 am
i love you su ann
58. cynthia | February 1st, 2009 at 3:29 am
the emak is so cool le! can stab the son with a fork and chase transformers.
59. Before my lost momentum s&hellip | February 1st, 2009 at 9:34 am
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60. emily | February 1st, 2009 at 8:16 pm
HAHAHHAHAHA!!!! What a mom!
61. smartypants | February 1st, 2009 at 9:48 pm
hahahahahahaha…. that’s so hillarious!!!!! the best word used would be ‘memfire’, the best characters would be “ultraman & transformer”, the best shout out words “adoi”, the best of the best, the best story line, all died tragicly…:p
good imagination there!
62. hudarling | February 2nd, 2009 at 2:10 am
semua pun mati lah. what a sad story yet very funny. ;p
63. sylvea | February 2nd, 2009 at 11:35 am
lol,well im sure he deserves some brownie pts for such an entertaining piece,no?
64. summergal | February 2nd, 2009 at 7:18 pm
“memfire”.. this guy should come up with his own dictionary… hahaha…
65. naeboo | February 3rd, 2009 at 3:14 am
it’s kinda long for an UPSR essay. i wld think it’s for PMR.
waraaaoo damn heart the dude turning into ultraman part hehe
66. teohsf | February 4th, 2009 at 3:37 am
hahaha, sound very violence, can be a script writer when he grow up. but i guess no character will be alive in his/her future movie.
67. evon tan | February 6th, 2009 at 3:05 am
omg funny n violent at the same time . . hahaah
Happy Tree Friends malay version
LMFAO !!!
68. smartypants (1st generation) | February 7th, 2009 at 5:21 pm
@ 61
my clone!! an upgrade? what generation? appear smart.. the pants… hmmm..
69. king | February 14th, 2009 at 11:26 am
lol..yang ini karangan jenaka…boleh tahan juga!…mungkin melihat cerita katun terlalu banyak kut
70. cutety chocholate | February 15th, 2009 at 4:46 am
OMG..!!! this passage is extreamly stupid..haha..
71. Ur_Face128 | February 23rd, 2009 at 9:37 am
huhu … Cool and Creative …
72. cuter | February 28th, 2009 at 11:06 pm
klaka la karangan nie………..hahahahahahahahhahhhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
73. ezzan | March 3rd, 2009 at 2:56 am
kuang… power owh story…lawak…
74. eddy | March 4th, 2009 at 3:32 am
kelakarnya………………………haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
75. happygirl | March 4th, 2009 at 3:36 am
kelakar tu ada lah jugak tapi cite pasal mati-mati tu bukan main-main tau
76. kikie | March 5th, 2009 at 2:17 am
macam pernah dengar je cite ni………….
77. shalini | March 6th, 2009 at 4:04 am
ha ha ha what a joke
78. Mui Mui | March 8th, 2009 at 9:02 am
hahaha…that really funny
79. Anonymous | March 9th, 2009 at 2:12 am
hahahahahaha……….. so funny. the kids imagination very powerful. FUYOOO…….CAIOK…..
ULTRAMAN datang untuk ketawa
skill lain lak hohohohoho……………,…………………………
80. hawe.... | March 9th, 2009 at 2:22 am
so sosossososo powerful ma…… lajunya mom ko lari . Tak sangka lak boleh sampai tayar lori depan………. nanti aku panggil PEPAYA lak ajar ko lari laju………………………
ZUUUUUUUM……..FUYOOO
CAIOK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
81. hanif | March 18th, 2009 at 11:26 pm
bodo aaaa karangan jenis ape ni
82. MERRY | March 30th, 2009 at 3:23 am
hahahahaha your karangan so funny n power
83. Anonymous | March 31st, 2009 at 6:34 am
kfgfhf
84. syasya | April 13th, 2009 at 3:04 am
w0w..i like read y0ur story..bley la tlg wat karangan tuk sy ea
85. phantom | April 13th, 2009 at 5:19 am
ha.ha.ha.ha.ha.the story is very-very funny,thr story is good for kids..from a misterius girl
86. THARSHINI | April 21st, 2009 at 7:13 am
karangan ialah kawan saya
87. nanthini@pavithran | April 23rd, 2009 at 9:35 pm
awesome man. nice. love this karangan.patut bubuh karangan inid semua buku contoh karangan.
88. UMAGNA | May 9th, 2009 at 10:59 pm
I LOVE THE STORY.
BEACAUSE IS REALY INTESED. 12 YEAR OLD THE STUDENT DO VERY WELL.
THE STUDENT CAN BE DO IN PMR @spm well……………………………….
89. meada DBG | May 11th, 2009 at 11:45 pm
ape bende cter xtau!! hak9999
90. ewa | May 11th, 2009 at 11:49 pm
i d0n’t like this story coz i d0n’t kn0w what thema of the story….. huhuhuhuhuhuh:-)
91. muhd afiq bin mohd azam | May 29th, 2009 at 12:04 am
so good and funny essays ha
92. muhd afiq bin mohd azam | May 29th, 2009 at 12:05 am
ya this is a stupid essaysssssss
93. ikangoreng | June 3rd, 2009 at 11:45 am
perkhhhhh…….karangan jenis ape nih! hebat giler. da kene langgar lori, tapi tak mati!!!!!
94. mujib | June 8th, 2009 at 1:42 pm
best tau karangan terbaru ni korang tak bace lagi..
95. vaithis | June 8th, 2009 at 8:15 pm
wat are uthinking enthiran what are u doung please send the photo bye
96. 007 | June 8th, 2009 at 8:27 pm
o my good nessssss saya terdapat soalan bocor joke why dit aold man sat under a tree
97. GaPoLyN | June 17th, 2009 at 2:13 pm
KAH…KAH…KAH…
98. irsama | June 18th, 2009 at 11:12 am
ha…ha…ha…
best giler cite ko 2…..
klu aku cite kat ckg aq mesti die pun mati terkejut…..
hahaaaa………..masa PMR wat karangan mcm nie lg…
Kite org mesti baca punya….
99. rahsia | June 20th, 2009 at 10:26 pm
terbaik torokmu!!!tapi best juga……..hahaha…….
100. sharmiza | June 21st, 2009 at 12:04 pm
this topic is good but this story don’t have tajuk
101. rafie | June 21st, 2009 at 12:15 pm
dalam cerita ini kenapa semua orang mati yang lucu pula kenapa mama dia pergi ke genting highland dan kenapa pemandu feri itu boleh bertukar ultraman kalau saya nak juga masuk dalam cerita, dalam cerita ini nak jadi……………… superman tiada orang boleh lawan saya kenapalah mama dia hahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahaahahahahahahaahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahaaahahahhahahahahahhahaahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahhaahahaahahhaahhaahah
102. tonny | June 21st, 2009 at 12:26 pm
kenapa mama dia cucuk perut anak dia tenga 2x sakit perut tapi kenapa anak dia did no still mati mati kalau mati sudah aku tapi kalau main gerpu barang apa orang pakai pisau la barulah tidak sakit perut walau apapapun boys and girl dont try in the home in the toilet ok
103. esha | June 23rd, 2009 at 7:46 pm
citer ni sesuai untuk orang yg sangat BANGANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
104. esha | June 23rd, 2009 at 7:48 pm
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha KELAKARLAH SANGAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
105. jepun | June 25th, 2009 at 10:12 am
essay ang sangat melucukan.tapi kenapa essay ang mnjadi karangan yang paling top!!!!!
106. indah | July 9th, 2009 at 10:41 pm
lawaknye.very funny story.ha ha ha ha ha
107. cutie bibi | July 10th, 2009 at 12:08 am
quite funny and very nice…especially the mother…and the citizens…all were cause by ur mother…all dead already…hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…but thx 2 u…i got an idea for my sejarah folio…thx…although im not your friend…u can take me as a crazy person talking 2 u…K????the story is a bit melampau dont u think????…..hahahahahahhahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
108. under_law96 | July 10th, 2009 at 5:19 pm
NASIB BAIK AKU X MATI…………….HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
109. nur fatin | July 11th, 2009 at 9:05 pm
what a funny storY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! unlogical
110. alang | July 14th, 2009 at 6:58 pm
meletup telinga aku bah …………………………………………………………….. kalau orang campin boleh tahu semua tekateki,kalau kita limpang dia berdiri kalau kita duduk dia limpang apa jawapannya tengok di bawah.nombor dua kenapa siti nurhalizah tutup telinga bila dia menyanyi. 1.kaki 2. kalau dia tutup telinga cemana dia mau menyanyi,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,hahaha
111. alang | July 14th, 2009 at 7:20 pm
ala cemana orang campin tiada tulis perenggan…………………………………………………….
112. BaL!!!!!!????? | July 25th, 2009 at 8:19 pm
i LoVe U PuNYa kArAnGaN
113. Anonymous | August 5th, 2009 at 11:24 am
karangan terbaik……………………………………………………..adoi!
isi dah bagussss tapi ..
114. anna | August 7th, 2009 at 8:33 pm
you can fail in exam!!!!!!!!
115. naz | August 8th, 2009 at 4:24 pm
kelakar gilerrrrr……… ;D
116. arif | August 10th, 2009 at 4:35 pm
best
117. cocoa_gurl92 | August 12th, 2009 at 12:56 pm
nape dah langgar ckp adoi……….BODOHHHHHHHHHHHHH……..btul…
118. chocolate_boy | August 12th, 2009 at 12:59 pm
naper ar krangan ni yg tbaek……..x logik btol la……
119. Raider | August 13th, 2009 at 10:34 pm
gila apa budak ni
120. rashitha | August 14th, 2009 at 10:52 am
best of luck……..
121. rashitha | August 14th, 2009 at 10:58 am
all the best
122. rashitha | August 14th, 2009 at 11:01 am
All the best………I like your {karangan}
123. someone | August 15th, 2009 at 7:07 am
this is the unlogic and funniest esssay that I have read.
124. ping | August 17th, 2009 at 10:53 pm
hahaha this is the worst and the best essay i have ever seen!!! LOL
125. ping | August 17th, 2009 at 10:59 pm
best karangn ni kan??
spe wat nih??nk jumpe la ngn kowg!
126. arina ramli | August 19th, 2009 at 9:57 am
mane ko dapat idea buat cite cam ni?? tapi best la.
127. mr.crazy | August 19th, 2009 at 7:01 pm
your essay is the best. I am almost crazy reading this .
128. wunan | August 29th, 2009 at 7:38 am
so very funNy story la!!hahhaahaa
129. lia | August 29th, 2009 at 10:48 am
ape la crite ni tak best langsung …dah la ade transformer .Never mind about this not best n funny story because it must not the best essay last last yearnthis story all so wrong grammar in bahasa malaysia. kalau nak letak kerana tak payah titik ni essay yang pelik bukannya best pun. dah la ade mati2 . tak bestnpemeriksa ni tak cool pun ntak pandai kasi markah n beza kan yang elok dengan tak elok……………………………………………..
130. dojah | August 29th, 2009 at 10:54 am
unlogicn not best …………………………………………………………….
131. yati_15 | September 3rd, 2009 at 10:42 am
agak2 kan lau adeq aq wat mse UPSR dpt A x??
132. poj | September 3rd, 2009 at 10:45 am
nape ade robot dlm ni x logik langsung………….
133. fina | September 3rd, 2009 at 5:20 pm
apa lah karangan nie! karangan yang cikgu aku ajar lagi canggih and bagus! are you know that?
134. hikari | September 4th, 2009 at 3:43 pm
cikgu aq ckp karangan camni dpt 10 markah
sebenarnya 5 markah pun blum tentu
tapi x pe, lawak
tapi mmg x logik
135. j | September 4th, 2009 at 4:42 pm
4all klakr gilllllllllerrrrrrrrrrrrr
136. nurul iman bt ramizan. | September 7th, 2009 at 10:03 pm
LAWAK LA KARANGAN INI. KEMUNGKINAN BESAR KAMU BOLEH MENJADI ‘AUTHOR”
137. pushcatdolls | September 9th, 2009 at 3:44 pm
smoga dpt 5a.krim slm kt mak hang
138. HANNAH MONTANA@LADY GAGA | September 9th, 2009 at 3:46 pm
smoga dpt 5a.krim slm kt mak hang
139. shiqah | September 10th, 2009 at 9:03 pm
kalau nk buat karangan 2 buatlah baik2..
bukan luc ke tak lucu tapi buat baik-baik…
mcm karangan budak darjah 1..
kalau x pandai x payah buat..
ade paham!!!
140. ms.cinta | October 2nd, 2009 at 8:20 am
bez larh essay nie….ada bakat jd penulis buku larh…semoga awk jd penulis buku yg t’baik k…
141. azizah | October 5th, 2009 at 6:15 am
bley thn yer karangan ko pandai3
kekalkan!!!!prestasi anda
cermelang
ngex ngox…
hahahah
aku ckp betol karangan ko memang bgs!
142. are_fique | October 23rd, 2009 at 8:47 am
wahaha…
karangan kau memang nombor satu lah..
patut lah upsr dapat 10 A…
mane ko dapat idea tu…
dari tong sampah ke…
143. dileen | October 27th, 2009 at 5:43 am
har har har!!! i like this essay the best. It’s like FINAL DESTINATION where in the end of d story, all died. THUMBS UP!
144. wong | October 30th, 2009 at 7:12 pm
Dia mengaplikasikan apa yg terdapat di mindanya,kreatir juga la
145. Priya bab | November 6th, 2009 at 8:45 am
Wow it is amazing. I love your essey. This is the funniest and enjoyable essey i ever read. Wow, wow,wow.
146. Maheswary | November 6th, 2009 at 11:54 pm
I LIKE UR KARANGAN VERY MUCH . KEEP IT UP……………………..
147. BALQHIS | November 13th, 2009 at 12:51 am
akum,sorryla kalau nak komen sedikit.saya nak cakap karangan yg awak buat tu salah format.ia mesti ada sengkang sedikit pd setiap perenggan…..hu…hu…hu…
148. allisya | November 21st, 2009 at 1:51 am
tak penah pun saya baca karangan sebegini dalam hidup saya
149. Anonymous | November 24th, 2009 at 1:58 am
kalau ada masalah negara pn blh hilang lepas baca karangan ni
150. jasin | November 29th, 2009 at 9:04 am
wao….ini lah karangan yang pernah saya baca…..bagus
151. toyol | December 3rd, 2009 at 11:00 am
wei ape punye bodoh la mamat yang buat ni patut lah jadi karangan terbaik.terbaik kepale hotak kau pegi dah
152. pontianak | December 3rd, 2009 at 11:06 am
aku setuju cakap kau toyol..we are gang..tapi jangan curi pulak dan aku takkan hisap darah lagi sebab gang pontianak dah berikrar dah kami boleh hisap darah haid je
153. Nur Zulaikha | December 20th, 2009 at 4:25 am
This is the best karangan that I had ever read
154. Nur Zulaikha | December 20th, 2009 at 4:47 am
Ini karangan ade twist n karangan ni pn ade dialoge. Style. Sape nama awak. Nma saya Zulaikha dan saya berumur 11 tahun. Saya balajar di Sekolah Rendah Corporation………….. Keep triyin…
155. Nur Zulaikha | December 20th, 2009 at 4:48 am
Cerita ni pun seram
156. yana | December 22nd, 2009 at 3:16 am
hye …
157. yana | December 22nd, 2009 at 3:18 am
hye…
158. FIFI | December 22nd, 2009 at 3:22 am
KAK ANA AKU MALAS LAH NAK MAKAN
159. yana | December 22nd, 2009 at 3:25 am
cOe CpErW aQw X kNl CoE pOnW. . .
HeHeHe JgAn MrAh yErW cIk.AyAm
160. yana | December 22nd, 2009 at 3:30 am
hye toyol n pontianak ngah wat pe tu.
161. FIFI | December 22nd, 2009 at 3:31 am
NAK CAKAP LAH BOLEH TAK TOLONG SUAP KAN
162. syaz lynn | December 22nd, 2009 at 3:33 am
padam muke awk.. kne mrah dengan cikgu
haniza hehehehe….
163. FIFI | December 22nd, 2009 at 3:35 am
SAYA TAK KENAL AWAK LAH
\
164. syaz lynn | December 22nd, 2009 at 3:38 am
sye pon xknl awk.. tiba2 je awk ckp xknl…
sye main chating nagn anak murid sye..nama
dia yana..perasan
165. ABU | December 22nd, 2009 at 3:45 am
KENAPE AWAK NI SUKE MAIN CHATING DENGAN KAWAN SAYA
166. syaz lynn | December 22nd, 2009 at 3:48 am
sory sikit … bile mse sye main chating ngan dia..
sye main chating ngan ank murid sye..
tba2 je dia main chating ngan sye..
sye thu la sye nie cantik n cute lwan nye…
hahaha…
167. ADU | December 22nd, 2009 at 3:57 am
AH…….. HAI KEPANE BAPA KAU MUKA KAU TU PUN MACAM
ORANG GILA ……………………………
168. who am i? | December 22nd, 2009 at 3:58 am
ko ni knp merapu yg bukan2 tak paham aku…
g masuk sekolah balik lah wei!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
169. era | December 22nd, 2009 at 9:46 pm
walaupun tak logik, but budak tu good in imaginasion..dia dpt bayangkan apa yg tak dapat dibayangkan leh orang. tapi buat adik tu..tingkatkan usaha n rajin-rajin baca buku yang lebih dewasa
170. ERRA | December 24th, 2009 at 5:13 am
HAI NGAH WAT PE TU
171. imah | December 24th, 2009 at 5:16 am
uat bdoh
172. rina | December 24th, 2009 at 5:17 am
gah balas msg ko arh…
173. imah | December 24th, 2009 at 5:17 am
ngah uat bdoh
174. ERRA | December 24th, 2009 at 5:18 am
LAMA YA KO HANTAR KO TAK KAWAN AKU KE
175. imah | December 24th, 2009 at 5:18 am
ohh…
176. ERRA | December 24th, 2009 at 5:19 am
CEPAT AR BALAS
177. imah | December 24th, 2009 at 5:20 am
cyunk kamoo
178. ERRA | December 24th, 2009 at 5:20 am
OHH AP
179. rina | December 24th, 2009 at 5:21 am
cpat arh… blas
180. imah | December 24th, 2009 at 5:21 am
erm..ko clash dgn zaki ke??
181. imah | December 24th, 2009 at 5:22 am
blas apew??
182. rina | December 24th, 2009 at 5:23 am
hai korang gah wat pe tu….
183. ERRA | December 24th, 2009 at 5:23 am
WEY KO PHAL AR KO CLASH NGAN ZUL KE
184. rina | December 24th, 2009 at 5:23 am
ape apa je
185. ERRA | December 24th, 2009 at 5:24 am
MANA ADA AKU DAH SAMBUNG BALIK KENAPA KO TANYA SEBOK JE
186. imah | December 24th, 2009 at 5:25 am
hye yam
187. ERRA | December 24th, 2009 at 5:25 am
YAM KO KAPEL NGAN SAPA
188. rina | December 24th, 2009 at 5:26 am
fifie ko gah wat pe to…
189. imah | December 24th, 2009 at 5:26 am
erm..mesti ar adk angkt aku…
190. FIFI | December 24th, 2009 at 5:27 am
HAI BOLEH KENAL TAK
191. -imah- | December 24th, 2009 at 5:27 am
hey??
192. natasha | December 24th, 2009 at 5:28 am
tasha cun
193. -imah- | December 24th, 2009 at 5:29 am
hye fif ??
194. ERRA | December 24th, 2009 at 5:30 am
RINA KO KAPEL NAGN CAPE
195. rina | December 24th, 2009 at 5:30 am
hai taca bleh knal x…
196. -imah- | December 24th, 2009 at 5:31 am
tk leh…sye kan dh knal awk , awk yam kan….
197. FIFI | December 24th, 2009 at 5:31 am
AKU GAH MAKAN AYAM KENAPE NAK KE RINA
198. ERRA | December 24th, 2009 at 5:31 am
NI SAPA0O
199. rina | December 24th, 2009 at 5:32 am
imah ko cekarang ni combong ehr.
200. -imah- | December 24th, 2009 at 5:32 am
hye tasha??
201. rina | December 24th, 2009 at 5:33 am
nie rina arh..
202. -imah- | December 24th, 2009 at 5:33 am
rina ko kpel dgn cpew??
203. FIFI | December 24th, 2009 at 5:34 am
SAYA BUKAN YAM SAYA FIFI LAH IMAH
204. -imah- | December 24th, 2009 at 5:34 am
mnew adew aku cmbong..
205. -imah- | December 24th, 2009 at 5:36 am
ye ke.. awk mariyam kan,,,,
206. rina | December 24th, 2009 at 5:36 am
npe era yg dapat. npe aq x dapat
207. maisaroh | December 24th, 2009 at 5:37 am
maisaroh cun
208. -imah- | December 24th, 2009 at 5:38 am
hye syew akak angkt zaki…
NAMA SAYA IMAH
209. FIFI | December 24th, 2009 at 5:38 am
AWAK boleh kenal tak saye ni fifi awak erra
210. nureliyana | December 24th, 2009 at 5:39 am
mai love nabil
211. -imah- | December 24th, 2009 at 5:39 am
ENTAH AR…
212. -imah- | December 24th, 2009 at 5:40 am
TAK LAH SYEW IMAH LAH FIFI…
213. ERRA | December 24th, 2009 at 5:40 am
YANA NGAH WAT PE TU
214. -imah- | December 24th, 2009 at 5:42 am
HYE MERRY..?
215. -imah- | December 24th, 2009 at 5:43 am
WEI, ASL TK BLAS MSG AKU..??
216. nureliyana | December 24th, 2009 at 5:44 am
era tengah buat apa tu
217. maisaroh | December 24th, 2009 at 5:45 am
pagi nop joda YANA
218. -imah- | December 24th, 2009 at 5:46 am
AKU IMAH AR…
219. -imah- | December 24th, 2009 at 5:47 am
ERM…
220. rina | December 24th, 2009 at 5:47 am
xde spe.. npe nk tau
221. rina | December 24th, 2009 at 5:50 am
cun larh sgat aq tngok x cun poon.. aq lgie cun..
222. -imah- | December 24th, 2009 at 5:51 am
HYE YANA??
223. ERRA | December 24th, 2009 at 5:51 am
WEY KO PHAL BAJET NGAN AKU AR KAU KERET SANGAT NGAN AKU
224. rina | December 24th, 2009 at 5:52 am
imah ko kte ko ade msg aq x de poon..
225. -imah- | December 24th, 2009 at 5:53 am
HEEEE… YELAH CUN AKU NMPK X CUN PON..
226. maisaroh | December 24th, 2009 at 5:53 am
maisaroh suka
227. -imah- | December 24th, 2009 at 5:53 am
ADEW AR…
228. -imah- | December 24th, 2009 at 5:54 am
KO SUKE APEW MAI
229. maisaroh | December 24th, 2009 at 5:55 am
maisaroh cun
230. -imah- | December 24th, 2009 at 5:56 am
HYE RINA?
231. maisaroh | December 24th, 2009 at 5:57 am
jaoowrb mod udrn9ebbb ueu
232. maisaroh | December 24th, 2009 at 5:59 am
maisaroh `
233. -imah- | December 24th, 2009 at 6:00 am
saya suka pada kamal…
234. -imah- | December 24th, 2009 at 6:00 am
cikgu nazim yang tulis
235. maisaroh | December 24th, 2009 at 6:03 am
azurarila
236. rina | December 24th, 2009 at 6:03 am
hai@ leh knal x…
237. nur syahidarul syafika | December 24th, 2009 at 6:05 am
apakah ini.
238. rina | December 24th, 2009 at 6:06 am
haei… npe x.. blas ko.. malue erh..
239. RINA | December 24th, 2009 at 6:07 am
HAI SIAPA NAMA SAYA
240. azura | December 24th, 2009 at 6:10 am
imah,ko ngah wat per 2??
241. azura | December 24th, 2009 at 6:12 am
hai,ngah wat per 2??
242. LIMAH | December 24th, 2009 at 6:13 am
HAI SAYA CINTA ORANG
GILA MENTAL .
243. LIMAH | December 24th, 2009 at 6:13 am
HAI SAYA CINTA ORANG GILA
244. RINA | December 24th, 2009 at 6:14 am
HAI
245. rina | December 24th, 2009 at 6:15 am
x der wat per npe…
246. Anonymous | December 24th, 2009 at 6:15 am
rina azura
247. -imah- | December 24th, 2009 at 6:16 am
uat bdoh awk azura ke?
248. -imah- | December 24th, 2009 at 6:19 am
hii
249. rapi | December 24th, 2009 at 6:21 am
saya suka mai..
250. rina | December 24th, 2009 at 6:21 am
azura npe x blas..
251. imah | December 24th, 2009 at 6:22 am
hye rina
252. ERRA | December 24th, 2009 at 6:23 am
WEY RINA KAU AGAK KAN ZURA SUKA SAPA
253. limah | December 24th, 2009 at 6:25 am
hai saya ni gila .
254. imah | December 24th, 2009 at 6:27 am
erm.. aku kpel dgan xi dh clash..
255. takeru_ija | December 24th, 2009 at 6:29 am
hey leh join x ??
256. chan | December 24th, 2009 at 6:29 am
hii
257. imah | December 24th, 2009 at 6:29 am
leh..
258. takeru_ija | December 24th, 2009 at 6:30 am
korang tgh wt pew 2 ???
259. chan | December 24th, 2009 at 6:30 am
korg tgah bbuat pe??
260. imah | December 24th, 2009 at 6:31 am
hye gak..!!
261. imah | December 24th, 2009 at 6:32 am
uat bdoh..
262. takeru_ija | December 24th, 2009 at 6:32 am
wat bodoh ur . . . .
em,kowg x kuar k ary ney ?????
263. limah | December 24th, 2009 at 6:33 am
hai saya ni banyak girawat .
264. imah | December 24th, 2009 at 6:33 am
korang ngah uat pew??
265. imah | December 24th, 2009 at 6:34 am
aq gilerz hahahahehehe…..
266. chan | December 24th, 2009 at 6:34 am
jube kau tgk muke ko kt ceremin kalau x perasan mmg bodo….
267. ERRA | December 24th, 2009 at 6:35 am
TK DE WT PE
268. takeru_ija | December 24th, 2009 at 6:35 am
mmg pon . . . . .
269. ERRA | December 24th, 2009 at 6:35 am
KNPA LK NK TNGK KT CERMIN
270. chan | December 24th, 2009 at 6:35 am
jp2
271. imah | December 24th, 2009 at 6:36 am
x.mlas ar nk kuar.. wei ijah kau kawan aku x??
272. rina | December 24th, 2009 at 6:36 am
npe nk tau ha…
273. chan | December 24th, 2009 at 6:36 am
jube ko sruh imah tgk kt cermin…
274. takeru_ija | December 24th, 2009 at 6:37 am
era coe kpl at zaki kn….
heheh
275. imah | December 24th, 2009 at 6:37 am
hye..?
276. ERRA | December 24th, 2009 at 6:38 am
IJA KNPA KO TIDR UMAH NENEK KO TAK TUITION KE
277. rina | December 24th, 2009 at 6:38 am
hai saya suka zul .
278. chan | December 24th, 2009 at 6:39 am
lokman gigi mne??
279. chan | December 24th, 2009 at 6:40 am
spe kt sini ade gigi mcm lokman
280. takeru_ija | December 24th, 2009 at 6:40 am
hey . . . . .
281. imah | December 24th, 2009 at 6:41 am
asl ko sroh aq tngok kan cermin
282. chan | December 24th, 2009 at 6:41 am
hey
283. takeru_ija | December 24th, 2009 at 6:41 am
cz nnk kesayangan aq ur .. . . . ./
284. rina | December 24th, 2009 at 6:41 am
abg chan ko gah wat pe tooooo..
285. imah | December 24th, 2009 at 6:42 am
hey ijah npew x bls aku pnye..??
286. chan | December 24th, 2009 at 6:42 am
budk2 sruh nk buat mcm ane……
287. imah | December 24th, 2009 at 6:43 am
hye..npew x bls aku pnyew..?
288. arra | December 24th, 2009 at 6:43 am
saya gila .
289. takeru_ija | December 24th, 2009 at 6:44 am
HEY . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
290. chan | December 24th, 2009 at 6:44 am
xbuat pe2…
291. imah | December 24th, 2009 at 6:44 am
wey ican asl ko keret..?
292. kecik | December 24th, 2009 at 6:45 am
hai
293. chan | December 24th, 2009 at 6:45 am
rina gh buat pe?
294. takeru_ija | December 24th, 2009 at 6:45 am
alal wt pe nk blz coe pnyew
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. .. . . .
295. takeru_ija | December 24th, 2009 at 6:46 am
iiania
296. chan | December 24th, 2009 at 6:46 am
rina suke zul eh…
297. rina | December 24th, 2009 at 6:47 am
sje je kacau hehehe ..
298. chan | December 24th, 2009 at 6:47 am
imah busuk..
299. imah | December 24th, 2009 at 6:47 am
hey.. npew korang x reply aku pnyew..?/
300. kecik | December 24th, 2009 at 6:47 am
we koang smue bdk2 bajet
301. rina | December 24th, 2009 at 6:48 am
azura
302. chan | December 24th, 2009 at 6:48 am
korg dukt2 pun nk main mcm ne isisis…………
303. limah | December 24th, 2009 at 6:49 am
hai saya tidur tak pakai baju .
304. imah | December 24th, 2009 at 6:49 am
ko ar busuk wei asl ko keret ican..??
305. imah | December 24th, 2009 at 6:53 am
ican gemok..
306. maisaroh | December 25th, 2009 at 10:51 pm
you are toiiowing
307. maisaroh | December 25th, 2009 at 10:54 pm
update me/ submit maisaroh
308. rina | December 25th, 2009 at 10:57 pm
hei mai ko gah wat per toOOoooO…..
309. rina | December 25th, 2009 at 10:59 pm
mai ko spe…
310. rina | December 25th, 2009 at 10:59 pm
mai ko spe..
311. mai saroh | December 25th, 2009 at 11:00 pm
sy nie gendut npe nk tanye
312. rina | December 25th, 2009 at 11:02 pm
x de ape ape sje je tanye x leh ke hahhahhahahahhah….. mai ko gah wat pe toOoOooooOoOOo…..
313. mazlan | December 25th, 2009 at 11:28 pm
bola
314. rina | December 25th, 2009 at 11:29 pm
woi apahal ko bjet nk mam puss….
315. mazlan | December 25th, 2009 at 11:30 pm
mazlan hr 46
316. rina | December 25th, 2009 at 11:31 pm
bola ape npe ko hantar bnde mggarut
317. mazlan | December 25th, 2009 at 11:32 pm
maihr 46
318. rina | December 25th, 2009 at 11:33 pm
wie mai mtak cpel leh x
319. syawal | December 25th, 2009 at 11:33 pm
syawal yang tebaik dalam upsr dan dia budak hr dan dia budak baik esok hari jadi syawal pada hari ahad makan kfc
320. mazlan | December 25th, 2009 at 11:34 pm
kakipata
321. rina | December 25th, 2009 at 11:34 pm
knpe pulak mai hr 46 bajet bjet npe ko nkmam pussshhh k…..
322. syawal | December 25th, 2009 at 11:35 pm
hahhhhahhahhhhhhh……. rina gila syawal pandai
323. mazlan | December 25th, 2009 at 11:37 pm
syawal gila bodo
324. rina | December 25th, 2009 at 11:37 pm
ko arh yg bodh.. bkan ke aq yg pndai hahhahahahhahahhahehehhehe jgan mrah erhhhh…
325. syawal | December 25th, 2009 at 11:38 pm
aq gilerz hahhaahehehhehhe
326. syawal | December 25th, 2009 at 11:39 pm
rina kau pandai kalau kau pandai nak lawan ke kalau kau nak lawan jom lawan denagan safar
327. mazlan | December 25th, 2009 at 11:40 pm
hahahahahahahahahahaha syawal bodo
328. rina | December 25th, 2009 at 11:42 pm
hai leh knal x
329. sarhan | December 25th, 2009 at 11:42 pm
gedik and combong
330. mazlan | December 25th, 2009 at 11:43 pm
syawal yana bodo syawal
331. sarhan | December 25th, 2009 at 11:44 pm
gedik
332. rina | December 25th, 2009 at 11:44 pm
npe plk nk lwan gan safar aq pandai je aq x nk lawn2
333. sarhan | December 25th, 2009 at 11:44 pm
bodo
334. syawal | December 25th, 2009 at 11:45 pm
syawal
yana
bodo
335. sarhan | December 25th, 2009 at 11:46 pm
aq bdoh hahahha
336. sarhan | December 25th, 2009 at 11:47 pm
gedik sial
337. rina | December 26th, 2009 at 3:33 am
hai… leh knal x ..
338. rina | December 26th, 2009 at 3:39 am
spe gedik ko yg gedik.. npe ko kte aq gedik ko nk gaduh gan aq k… aq x takut gan ko arh ..
339. erra | December 27th, 2009 at 10:34 pm
wey rahmah phl ko gedik
340. ERRA | December 29th, 2009 at 6:10 am
HAI RINA
341. ERRA | December 29th, 2009 at 11:37 pm
WEY RINA
342. ZUL | December 30th, 2009 at 5:31 am
AWK KNPA AWK NK CLASH NGAN SAYA
343. NURUL AND FARAH | December 30th, 2009 at 10:26 pm
PADA PERMULAAN PERENGGAN AWAK TAK WAT MACAM KARANGAN PUN LEPAS2 DEPAN AYAT AWAK TULIS HURUF KECIL SAYA KASI KAT AWAK 73% SAHAJA YE………….
344. ERRA | December 30th, 2009 at 10:49 pm
SIAPA SURUH KO DUDK SINI TEMPT AKU
345. ERRA | December 31st, 2009 at 1:16 am
HAI TAK MAIN CHATING KE
346. eliyana | December 31st, 2009 at 1:17 am
era tengah buat apa tu
347. nabil | December 31st, 2009 at 2:50 am
komen ke chating
348. Anonymous | January 4th, 2010 at 7:49 am
thts stupid !!!
349. sawahlebarian | January 7th, 2010 at 12:34 am
Ni bila beso bleh jadi pengarang komok ni… ada potensi besar..
350. ERRA | January 9th, 2010 at 4:48 am
HAI YANA NGAH WAT PE TU
351. ERRA | January 9th, 2010 at 4:50 am
HAI SAYA GILA
352. yana | January 9th, 2010 at 4:52 am
hey ……..
353. YANA | January 9th, 2010 at 4:53 am
HAI SAYA GILA
354. yana | January 9th, 2010 at 4:55 am
hey erra gila
355. ERRA | January 9th, 2010 at 4:56 am
HAI YANA
356. hantu | January 9th, 2010 at 4:56 am
hey kami nie ialah
geng hantu jepun…….
hahahaha…….hehehehehe………..
357. ERRA | January 9th, 2010 at 4:56 am
YANA KAPEL LA NGAN IJAM SENYAP-SENYAP
358. yana | January 9th, 2010 at 4:57 am
hey gak…
cm nie coe thu nme aq
arw…….???????????
359. YANA | January 9th, 2010 at 4:58 am
HAI SAYA
GILA MENTAL
360. yana | January 9th, 2010 at 4:59 am
kurang ajar coe…
cperw coe
aq x knl coe????
361. ERRA | January 9th, 2010 at 5:00 am
KO KNAL AKU TKP JE AR
362. hantu pontianak | January 9th, 2010 at 5:00 am
hahahaha aq nk mkn
org yg mati tu…
hahahaha…………
363. ERRA | January 9th, 2010 at 5:02 am
WEY KO KAPEL NGAN CPEW
364. yana | January 9th, 2010 at 5:03 am
aq xknl pon coe……..
coe budak mane…….???????
dok kat mane……????????
365. ERRA | January 9th, 2010 at 5:04 am
WEY KAU SAPE NAK CKAP HANTU
366. ERRA | January 9th, 2010 at 5:05 am
ALA
367. yana | January 9th, 2010 at 5:05 am
jforg;
368. yana | January 9th, 2010 at 5:06 am
emm btul aq x knl coe????
takpe ar aq wat2 knl coe otey……
369. ERRA | January 9th, 2010 at 5:07 am
HAI YANA TAK KAN LA TAK KENAL
370. ERRA | January 9th, 2010 at 5:08 am
WEY MAK SAK LAH KO SAMA RUMAH NGAN AKU KAN
371. yana | January 9th, 2010 at 5:08 am
sfweiroghk
372. ERRA | January 9th, 2010 at 5:09 am
HAI
373. azfar_gud boy.. | January 17th, 2010 at 6:32 am
hahahahahahahaha,,lawak2..sape yng wak nie…mesti dye sewang yang lawak…
374. leo J | January 20th, 2010 at 11:41 am
WAKAKAKKAKAKKAKAKA THIS IS SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IF IM A TEACHER I WILL GIVE 100 000 MARK FOR THIS!!
375. syaiyida zukrina | February 3rd, 2010 at 8:11 am
hahaha1000000 best giler…..boleh jadi penulis novel……mesti novel yg awk tulis mesti kelakarkan…….wat lah cite laen lak…..
376. leo dj punkster | February 5th, 2010 at 9:24 am
hahahaha lwk nye!!!!!!!!boley crita kat org yg nak mati lol(laught out loud)
377. erra | February 9th, 2010 at 5:26 am
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
378. erra | February 9th, 2010 at 5:28 am
takkan tak layan
379. keylarh | February 9th, 2010 at 10:18 am
soo funny.. like this essay!!haha pndai wt krngan yer… try wt tok pmr la… ne tau dpt ‘A’…hahahahahahahahahahahaha
380. jasmin priscilla | February 13th, 2010 at 1:54 am
hai! your karangan is better than me .
381. aish | February 13th, 2010 at 1:09 pm
good . I like your essays . I hope you will sucess
382. zana | February 15th, 2010 at 3:46 am
first time aq dengar ade owang dah mati tulis suwat….ish2x
383. yana | February 18th, 2010 at 2:32 am
karangan ni best per……aku gelak pon mcm nak mati dah ni…..
hahahahahahaahahahahahahah…………mmg best la bdk ni punya karangan..
usaha tangga kejayaan
384. damia | February 18th, 2010 at 2:35 am
aku nak ambik upsr gak……aku boleh tiru……….mana nak tahu boleh dapat A……….. tapi best pa……. lawak gilerrrrrrrrr……………..
hehehehhehehhehehe……….
385. minah senget | February 18th, 2010 at 9:42 am
karangan ko nie aq rase x lojik langsung tp it is so funny
jujur aq kate karangan ko x boleh masuk peperiksaan sebab x lojik.
karangan nie sesuai untuk menghilang kan bosan
386. washidah | February 18th, 2010 at 10:07 am
kah kah kah……lu n lu punya karangan ngan lu punya otak……banyak hitech……. sure banyak tgk movie kekartunan, dan khayalan yg di luar jangkaan…. tabik spring utk lu punya skru yg dah longgar tu….apapun…gua happy baca karangan terbaik lu……
387. akira | February 20th, 2010 at 1:11 am
kne c0c0k ngan garfu dlu bru nk ikut gi psar…hahahahah..lawak3
388. erah | February 22nd, 2010 at 6:56 am
lwk gila citer ni.usaha eskalator kejayaan
389. leo dj punkster | February 22nd, 2010 at 8:08 am
lol aku x nak ckp afk lol fuck you naked oh yeah!
390. dalyana | February 23rd, 2010 at 6:06 am
karangan ini sungguh tidak menepati akal logik.
391. esyah | February 24th, 2010 at 9:11 am
ak x phm lngsung le
392. erra | February 25th, 2010 at 6:57 am
haiiiiiiiiiiii
393. leo dj punkster | February 25th, 2010 at 8:01 pm
hahaha sape nih lol?
fuck?
shit?
motherfucker?
394. nursyamira | March 1st, 2010 at 1:31 am
BM : karangan ini memang lawak
BI : this is the funniest essay.
395. erra | March 1st, 2010 at 3:51 am
hai tak kan tak lyan
396. erra | March 1st, 2010 at 3:53 am
haiiiiiiiiii
397. Anonymous | March 1st, 2010 at 8:28 am
cehhhhhhh
hampeh t0l…..bru na f0ll0w dlam karangan sbenar..
da sah t aq fail ar…
ad0yh..sapew ar wat ney
398. ENIEMY | March 2nd, 2010 at 5:36 am
HAI….
399. pikah | March 4th, 2010 at 2:06 am
macam x lojik jer
400. pikah | March 4th, 2010 at 2:11 am
ko punye otak memang luar biase
harap2 aq jumpe org yang buat karangan nie
401. afiqah. | March 4th, 2010 at 4:35 am
korg chat ker comment….pergilah chat tempat lain.semua org bleh bace korg punyer comment ala ala jer tu…bg karangan ni puler karangan ni memang best..struktur ayat pun betul..sye rase penulis ni bleh jd penulis novel….amin….gud luck 4 u!!!
402. jannie | March 5th, 2010 at 4:52 am
what a funny esay
403. ah long | March 16th, 2010 at 1:27 am
hahahaha,macam mne penulis nie boleh karangan nie.padahal die dah mati kan.?!
404. alya | March 16th, 2010 at 1:31 am
saye rase mcm tak lojik je
sebab ibu die kn dh mati
mne boleh kejar dh lori tu
sebab die dh mati
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