Excavation Part 2
March 10th, 2010
i found more!!! sorry, huge philosophy midterm coming up in four hours, and my brain needed some happiness. these are cordial exchanges with everybody’s favourite alien, Martian:
11 May 2008
Subject: (No subject)
Dear Mr Ng
Could you please buy this for me? Would appreciate quick revert
http://www.thedog-clubs.com/pupography/jr1.jpg
Warmest regards,
Su Ann Lim
//
Dear Su Ann
could you pls enumerate the cost-benefit analysis of owning this little beast.
Warmest regards and hugs
Martian’s Earth Name
Martian’s Earthly Job Title
Martian’s Earthly Firm
(haha his email signature from work cracks me up every single time)
——-
22 October 2007
Subject: Notification
Dear Mr Ng,
I think you are extremely good looking
Best regards,
Su Ann
//
Dear Su Ann,
Why thank you for your balanced judgement. I would most appreciate it if you take note of the symmetry between us.
Rgds,
Martian’s Earth Name
Martian’s Earthly Job Title
Martian’s Earthly Firm
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31 March 2008
Subject: Phone
Dear Mr Ng,
I write you this email to inform you that my phone batt has once again died. The new twist to this age old story is that the battery charger i bought at KLIA a week ago, is actually the wrong charger for my phone’s model. Needless to say I am very exasperated because I am now not contactable by the outside world.
I would really appreciate it if you would pick up a phone charger for me on your way back from work? The phone model is the Sony Ericsson W880i. I would be eternally grateful if you could do me this favour. As you know, my decision letters will be in today and there will be many phone calls to make. PLEASEEEE. :(
I even bought you that toilet paper!!
Best,
Su Ann
//
that guy at klia- he shd be murdered. cos you did say w880i.
hey why don’t we go together?
Earth Name
Earth Job Title
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11 April 2007
Subject: Greetings and Salutations
Dear Mr Ng,
It is with great pleasure that I inform you of the soon-to-be arrival of a totally cute pink egg shaped muffin on your doorstep. Estimated time of arrival is 2130 hours at the Hong Kong International Airport and 2230 hours at the IFC Airport Express station on the 11th of April 2007. We trust you will handle the delivered goods with the utmost care. In the event that you do not, we would like to pre-empt you that the aforementioned egg shaped muffin can and will be prone to bouts of sulkiness. Should such a situation arise, the solution is simple: you have to give it lots of lovin’. Either that or a Krispy Kreme donut. Or the Grey’s Anatomy Season 2 boxed set. Or a Fendi Spy. Or maybe just a lot of lovin’.
We hope that everything is to your satisfaction. Should you require further assistance, do not hesitate to contact us.
With best regards,
The Pink Egg Shaped Muffins Dispensary
//
haha it is with utmost cuteness that this is sent out. you can certainly expect great non-hesitation in contacting your good self.
Please note my new email: (Martian’s new work email)
Best regards
Earth name
Earth job title
<3
okay okay back to work. i’m this close to being done with midterms!!!
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30 Comments Add your own
1. Michelle Chin | March 10th, 2010 at 1:52 pm
“The Pink Egg Shaped Muffins Dispensary”???
Hahaha. Your letters look formal but they certainly have an air of cuteness to it.
2. tamago | March 10th, 2010 at 2:32 pm
wai you so cute, i beh tahan! xD
3. Josephine deBlur | March 10th, 2010 at 2:59 pm
haha OMG so cute!!!
4. Patricia | March 10th, 2010 at 4:22 pm
hahahahahahahhaha
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6. CloudyRainbows | March 10th, 2010 at 5:10 pm
Too cute!
7. Grace | March 10th, 2010 at 6:53 pm
This is way tooooooooo cute!! I am giggling in such early hours before I go to work!
8. smartypants | March 10th, 2010 at 7:22 pm
the *art of email writing* – you guys ace it :)
9. Pei Sze | March 10th, 2010 at 9:23 pm
You are so cute! Thanks for sharing. It is so good to be young & bright.
10. P | March 10th, 2010 at 9:54 pm
this was adorable :)
11. misshazel | March 11th, 2010 at 12:11 am
i love this.
su ann + martian = <3
12. liz | March 11th, 2010 at 12:18 am
where is excavation part 3? =D
13. adelyn | March 11th, 2010 at 2:25 am
you’re so cute! omg! hahaha!
14. kreazi | March 11th, 2010 at 4:14 am
Hahahahaha, super cutesy stuffs. Trust Su Ann to do this kind of thing! But me like it so much!
15. SamuelGoh | March 11th, 2010 at 5:28 am
That guy’s a rippa!
16. carol | March 11th, 2010 at 5:40 am
sigh this limsuann!! why is she so cute!! come from where wan!!
17. SiaLingLing | March 11th, 2010 at 6:10 am
haha.. so cute..
18. xiao | March 11th, 2010 at 7:10 am
i have been WONDERING why everyone said your layout changed! in the midst of posting the last comment it suddenly woosh-ed into its current brown state. It certainly feels more mellow. pink suited the past two posts more! :(
regardless, it’s a very nice brown and thatched cottage
19. caffy | March 11th, 2010 at 8:17 am
“could you pls enumerate the cost-benefit analysis of owning this little beast.”
omg such flawless use of economics-talk in daily life!
econs-talk in a sentence with the word “enumerate” and “little beast”!
<3
20. rach | March 11th, 2010 at 10:28 am
what happened to the pinkness :((((
i liked the pink! hahaha.
21. nyrac | March 11th, 2010 at 11:54 am
yes, pink would certainly suit the tone of this post :) now if only i could land myself someone who could write emails like that…
22. WP | March 11th, 2010 at 1:58 pm
Haha, so cute! I love the first two exchanges…there is a little twist of my humour in it… :D
23. foreverjas | March 11th, 2010 at 7:31 pm
cuteeeeee ^^
24. celeste | March 11th, 2010 at 10:54 pm
does the martian give witty classes/workshop to bf?
i’d like my bf to be a bit cute like this before i decide to marry him!! XD
25. jia wen | March 12th, 2010 at 4:15 am
Hey, these age-old mails are certainly part of the sweet memories of yours. Actually i m obsessed by the way you lead your life, everything just seems so wittily brilliant. the way you narrate it, like every moment of yours sound so well spent and filled with so much senses and feelings. It’s interesting from the third party point of view. Keep posting Sue anne, i am sure you are probably generating a lot of inspirations out of every reader’s life.
best wishes,
Jia wen
p.s. I just love your writings and the endless stories of yours. I wonder if the protagonist will have an ending with martian? From what i read, they are just-so-the-fun-couple.
thank you.
26. maysnow | March 13th, 2010 at 12:54 am
the two cottages on the top look haunted!! I’m scared!! T-T
I miss pink… wuu wuu wuu T-T
27. chm | March 13th, 2010 at 10:14 am
lordy lord. tis is hillarious. no pink? you know ive hated the color since forever. but your blog without hell lotta pink is like … weird……..
28. Jin Rui | March 14th, 2010 at 2:08 pm
“Why thank you for your balanced judgement. I would most appreciate it if you take note of the symmetry between us.”
HAHAHAHAHA!
29. ArtieL | March 15th, 2010 at 8:18 am
wow….u’ve changed shit here….Change is always good…
Sorry i’m bored…
30. RwN | March 31st, 2010 at 7:28 am
oh wow, one less pink blog in the blogsophere!
this made my day hahahaha!! thanks for sharing! <3
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