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Reasons Why Today Is A Good Day

1. philosophy finals today was totally awesome

2. my first semester of college is over, yay! (well, i technically have one more paper … but it’s an easy one :D)

3. i finally finished that darn essay at 4am this morning!!! got really good feedback from my proofreaders, sooooo fingers crossed. like crossed really tight. (unless the proofreaders are lying just to make me happy, in which case .. GUYS DONT DO THIS TO ME! I’M VERY GULLIBLE OK!)

4. sorted out the stupid mess regarding my math finals, and i can now safely sit for my finals without jeopardizing my grade

5. had a really yummy lunch today at Italiannies with Afreak! he’s the coolest person ever to have Italian with, cos he’ll teach you what all the stuff on the menu really means. hey did you know that ‘arrabbiato’ as in Penne Arrabbiato means ‘angry’ in italian?? heehee i was giggling like mad today while eating my Pissed Off Pasta

6. i’m going to Milan with Afreak!!!!!!!!!!!!! … soon. i hope. i think. :(

7. America’s Next Top Model is back on Channel V :D tonight, people! 8pm! oh Nigel Barker, Jay Manuel and model-wannabes with eating disorders, it’s been far too long!

8. i bought 3 pairs of shoes today on a happy whim! but that’s not the best part.

best part : 70% OFF!!!

9. director’s girlfriend has just been booted from the play. she is now replaced by that girl i was talking about - the girl from the final callbacks whom i thought would get the part cos she was so good. HAH. a good call!!! i totally love that girl - she seriously is the perfect Evelyn.

10. i have finally met the evasive Booha! LIKE IN PERSON. naturally, we didnt get to camwhore cos she’s evasive like that, but nvm i’m happy enough already that i got to meet her :D after allllll theeeese yearsssss, babe, we finally meet!

and the last reason why today is a good day :

11. there’s about 5 more hours to the day :)

29 comments July 31st, 2006

8 People You Meet In Gym

1. Muscle Men

these are the very big, beefy and hulking men who stalk around the gym in an imposing manner like they own the place. most of them wear little football shorts that provide the opportunity to show off their thick and muscular thighs, but The White Singlet is a compulsory must. on the days that they dont feel like wearing a white singlet, a grey singlet is then the option.

you can recognise these (pre-politician) Schwarzenegger types not only by sight, but also via auditory perception. you dont even have to strain hard to hear the urrrrrnnnnghhhssss and aaaaaaaaRRRghhhHHsss that come from the weightlifting section of gym, courtesy of the Muscle Men demographic. while to some of us, these sounds are a bit disconcerting and sound like they’re better off in the bedroom, it is NOT our place to go over and tap them on the shoulder and say “hey can you please shut up”, because - one, you dont want to be their next protein shake, and two, i once had a trainer who would anticipate those sounds with great relish. he would lean on my treadmill and say excitedly, ‘OOH OOH HERE IT COMES!’. so dont take away his fun, as well as the fun of others who share his sentiment!

sometimes, though not everytime, but almost always - you can distinguish the Muscle Men from other counterparts by their smell as well. it is more than sufficient to say that when you walk past them and exercise your God-given right to inhale, you’d wish you DIDN’T have that God-given right.

2. Models Who Dont Work Out For More Than 2 Minutes

ooh I SO LOVE to see models come to the gym! it’s just so fun :D see this is what they’ll do - they come to gym in their long, sleek, black tights and small navel-baring halter top (usually pink and from Nike), get on the treadmill, frown at it for a bit, poke at the buttons, walk for 2 minutes, run for 1 minute, get off the treadmill, collect their stuff from the locker room, and then leave.

huh?

after so many years of gymming observation at Menara Maxis, i’ve come to realize that yes, this is indeed the routine of the majority of our model-esque gymmers. donno why but Menara Maxis is where they all go to. maybe cos KLCC is next door, so they can go shopping after that. hey actually come to think of it, why DO all models hang out at KLCC?

oh wait did i also mention that they come to gym wearing makeup? but WHY?! it’s so bad for the skin!! clogged pores!!! the horror.

3. Super Skinny Girls Who Look Like They Dont Need To Work Out Anyway

oh, all you women know the type! they prance around the gym in their hot little workout clothes without wobbling one bit, looking very sexy and completely out of place amongst the sweaty and heavier general populace. you look at them through slitted eyes, glare at them and think to yourself “what the hell does she need to come to gym for?!” and then you immediately feel self-conscious. and then you suddenly feel like jogging another 2km. or doing another 3 sets of leg presses.

they are also the girls who walk around stark naked in the locker room without a care in the world, leaving in their wake all the other women trying to look like they’re not looking, but of course they are all looking. it’s like being a witness to PDA. you kinda wanna look, but it would be rude to, and will make you seem like you dont see it everyday. which you dont. but who wants to let the rest of the world know that?

4. The Sullen Ones With A Purpose

these are the people who go to gym, work out, shower and leave. no socialising, no locker room discourse, no flirting with the pretty receptionists, no sitting around pretending to read newspapers while checking out bums of Models Who Dont Work Out For More Than 3 Minutes. they usually look really constipated while working out. and damn fierce also. dresscode : the most inconspicuous loose tshirts and shorts.

5. Super Hot Yuppies

the first time i went to the Menara Axis branch, i thought i’d died and went to Hot Yuppie Haven. i love hot yuppies. that is all.

6. Personal Trainers Who Accost You Into Hiring Them

they call you to check on your progress all the time, work out a nice programme for you, greet you warmly everytime they see you. amd so you think wow, they are REALLY friendly, and that they just really want to help you reach your ultimate goals of fitness … but thou art wrong! they just want your RM 1,050 for 10 Personal Training sessions!! okay lah they’re not all that bad. but most of them are.

7. The Joy Luck Club

heeheehee. the Joy Luck Club consists of these rather loud and very excited Chinese ladies who go to the gym everyday to catch up with their friends. this club doesnt exist outside of the Leisure Mall branch of my gym, so if you wanna see them, you will just have to go there. you dont have to look at the machines, or at the weights section - the only place they hang out is the Group Exercise Room and the Juice Bar.

this bunch ah, they very funny wan. during G-Ex, they only go for the happy-clappy sorta classes, namely Body Jam and Body Attack, and occasionally Body Combat. and naturally they will all flock to the front of the room, occasionally holding hands in one long line.

but that’s not the best part.

the best part is that on certain days of certain weeks, they actually colour-coordinate their outfits!!!!! damn shocking okay, one day i went for Body Jam and saw like 10 women - and 1 man, they always have this guy with them - at the front wearing yellow tops and black slacks. i was like shit, got dress code ah today?? everybody else (meaning, us poor folk who werent exclusively invited into the Joy Luck Club) were clearly confused as well. the Joy Luck Club later haughtily told us it was a ‘friend-friend’ thing. oh. right. okay.

8. Girl Who Brings McDonalds Into Locker Room, Allowing Delicious Smell To Waft In The Air, Thus Pissing Off All Other Gymmers (read, Dieters or Keep-Fitters) And Earning Many Death Glares, But Does Not Care Because She Has McDonalds And They Don’t!!!

that would be me :D

49 comments June 11th, 2006

Help Me

Dilemmas I Am Currently Facing

1. am not sure who i should hate for having to miss the Mogwai concert in Singapore on the 1st of August - Julian for not being able to take leave, or myself for having exams, or the college for giving exams that day, or Mogwai for choosing to perform on that day.

2. we are completely out of toilet paper. it is 6 in the morning. the only place i can get toilet paper at this time is 7-11. which is too far to walk to right now. so means what, i cant poop until 11am when the shops open?

3. i dont know how to tell this certain guy thanks but no thanks. this wouldnt be a problem if he wasnt so goddam NICE!!! too nice actually. how?! damn you, nice guys who come on too strong but are so nice that i cant bring myself to say anything less than super-nice to you. damn you.

4. i have a crazy, crazy need for icecream, that has to be satiated pronto, because i’m starting to get really cranky. but i’m having my period. my granny says cannot consume cold things while the red tide is here. is this just an old wives tale or will my ovaries really shrivel up and die?

5. it’s my brother’s birthday today. i’m going to ditch him for football. does this make me a very very very very bad sister? yes it does, right. oh gawd, it’s true. i am a bad sister.

6. what to have for lunch?

NEW! 7. how can i contain my tulan-ness and not KILL this specific person???

25 comments June 10th, 2006

Top 10 Banana Foods

for some strange, strange reason i seem to have gone on a banana rampage for the past 2 weeks. i suspect this has something to do with the changing of my windows password to a 6-letter word that is banana related - after all, my feeble subconscious can only take so much manipulation before it caves :(

so for the past 2 weeks, i’ve been going around town trying to locate the yummiest banana stuff i could find. and i present to you, in no particular order, the harvest of my efforts …

The Top 10 Banana Foods In KL!

51 comments May 11th, 2006

The Sweetest Things

i may have a flarey temper, but it’s just as easy to make me happy again.

small things that can brighten a sour mood for me ..

taking a shower

walking around a shopping mall aimlessly with a good friend

Grey’s Anatomy

warm water

peanut butter

finding 10 bucks in the back pocket of an old pair of jeans

a surprise bouquet of flowers

good music recommendations

that 2nd kiss

finding you suddenly have inspiration to blog

a long lost friend calling up to say hi

wearing white tops

feeding your boyfriend icecream

being fed icecream by the boyfriend

watching your drunk friends make fools out of themselves, heehee

pretty hairclips

smoothies

melted chocolate

chick lit

finding the keyboard and mouse at your cyber cafe PC works

winning at Dota!!! (not often, sniff)

ticking stuff off a to-do list

naps

:)

what small things make you happy?

19 comments April 27th, 2006

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