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remember The Meow Experiment i did over sms?
well, this is The Snail Experiment, done over MSN :P basically i gave everyone a snail and then saved all their responses. hahaha i even included the little bits of random vagabond messages in between. i keep LOLing everytime i read the responses!
1. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
jay i give you snail 
Jeetendra Lalchandani says:
*confused* about the snail +
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
dont you want my snail? =(
Jeetendra Lalchandani says:
What’s so great about this snail?
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
it’s the world’s future leader
Jeetendra Lalchandani says:
yea, I’m still lost
I’m guessing it’s an smiley or some icon, but on my mail, it’s just coming up as snail + (sn)
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
WTF its an icon!
and its very cute
Jeetendra Lalchandani says:
yea see I knew it
but my mac doesn’t like MSN icons
so, it translates it into text
and I went “WTF?”
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
i hate you maccers
you dont like cute things like my SNAIL
2. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
suet li i give you snail
Queen Suet says:
i give u back a gay looking guy 
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
wtf gay guy cannot eat also
Queen Suet says:
i think im going back for summer after all :D
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
at least my snail got nutritional value
3. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
haow kang i give you snail
HK : teehk.blogspot.com says:
hahaha
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
what, that’s it?? i give you a snail and you laugh?!
4. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
george i give you snail
georgosaurus says:
thanks! i give you a cat’s head 
5. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
freddy i give you snail
–FreЖ says:
but yeah lucky everything settle..
–FreЖ says:
den i giv u a black sheep 
6. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
yat i give you snail
Yatz says:
snail? for what?
if that’s for loser..i dun think snail is a loser :P
(hahahaa yat dont emo!)
(some time later..)
Yatz says:
btw bout the feeding the snail
do u wan a hamster? or mayb 2?
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
you want to feed a hamster to a snail????????
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
YAT WHY ARE YOU SO CRUEL
7. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
glenn i give you snail
Magic says:
i’m good! u leh? some pics for u to see lar if u missed reading the papers.. glennguan.com/blog
Magic says:
u give me snail do wat. eat ah? :P
8. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
kezanne i give you snail
zenco says:
u gimme snail for wat?
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
for whatever you wish to do with it!
zenco says:
sweat
so, wat r u doing now?
9. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
kimberly i give u snail
sunny^kimberly says:
wtf
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
as thanks for helping me lobby on scrabulous!
sunny^kimberly says:
lmao oh well can tarpo some escargots from le france..just an hour away from london by train
sunny^kimberly says:
snails cannot lah!
10. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
skyler i give u snail
s k y l e r says:
thank you my dear
i’ll go find me some french guy to cook it
11. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
voonkiat i give you snail
Voonkiat says:
thank you :P
(a few days later..)
Voonkiat says:
some of the snails u gave me breeded. so i’m giving u one
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
i will name it Murphy
12. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
songjun i give you snail
Songjun. Shellfish says:
are u naked again there :P
Songjun. Shellfish says:
thank u!
paupie i give u bat 
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
does it look like george clooney or christian bale
13. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
stewie i give you snail
(after receiving intelligence that he’s too busy playing with a sanitary pad to check his MSN)
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
is a stupid pad more important THAN MY SNAIL???
Stewie… says:
i bought a pad
Stewie… says:
WHY????
Stewie… says:
for the damn kotex advertorial
Stewie… says:
mahaaaaiiii i go so far for bloggers sometimes
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
i dont care!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stewie… says:
okokok
ermm
ur snail
uhmm
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
uhmm what uhmm???
Stewie… says:
thank u for ur snail my kind lady. I’ll make sure i’ll put it to good use
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
-___________-
okay 
you’re welcome
14. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
wenqi i give u snail
its a bigger and nicer snail than stewie’s
wenqi says:
awww thank u sooo much su ann
wenqi says:
oh is it bigger?
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
ya ya its bigger
wenqi says:
oh oh i see it now
wtf it IS bigger
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
his eyelashes are also longer
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
if he competed in a snail beauty pageant he would win, dont u think
wenqi says:
yes yes he would
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
hahahahhaa wenqi why are u so weird
15. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
nicholas i give you snail
Nicholas Chay says:
escargot ah
Nicholas Chay says:
i what also eat one
16. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
waffle i give you snail
Tim says:
haven’t tried before
17. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
firdauz i give you snail
Firdauz Artiste says:
i give u tiger?
18. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
hock chuan i give you snail
[Z] says:
su ann i give u cat
19. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
michelle i give you snail
Today’s word: Priapic says:
michelle gives you a sheep. baaaaa
20. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
sieutheng i give you snail
sieutheng says:
dun want i want hermit crab can?
21. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
aira i give you snail
xXairaXx says:
if you give me a snail i would pour salt on it MUAHAHAHAHA
xXairaXx says:
thats wat i used to do
when i was small la before i knew i was actually killing it
22. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
timtam i give you snail
Jak-Tim says:
i don’t like space too! 
(random… try again)
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
timtam i give you snail
Jak-Tim says:
only if it’s escargot
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
stoopid
Jak-Tim says:
if not wat u want me to do with it?
23. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
cm i give you snail
–lcmingo- 012392xxxx/ Singapore no: 8302xxxx says:
thx
i like them cooked in chilli
24. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
tocky i give you snail
ChrisSurvives² | ~GET CHEESIE HER POODLE FUNDRAISING CHARITY ORGANISATION~ says:
WHY!
cause i reply slow isit!
25. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
kevin i give you snail
visit http://hamletshero.blogspot.com today! says:
haha thanks, that is very kind of you
promise i wont have him for supper :P
26. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
kenson i give you snail
klowth says:
aha wow.. thx… n wat’s that for?
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
anything you want to do with it!
klowth says:
ok i shall think of one
hmm
escargot ^____^
(after like an hour of conversation)
klowth says:
here i’d like to give u a kitten
27. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
azlan i give you snail
azlan says:
hahaha thank you :D
azlan says:
i give you sheep
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
thank u! i like rack o lamb
azlan says:
but they’re cute! i thought u dont eat them
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
oh ya! azlan why u remind me!
28. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
beaver i give you snail
Dev1l says:
haah that pooch damn cute
Dev1l says:
wthh wat does it mean
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
its a SNAIL lah =(
Dev1l says:
y snail
i dun want snaillll
so u still wanna go watch the show or not later
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
what???? you dont want my SNAIL??
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
dowan to go watch with you oredi lah!
29. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
edmund i give you snail
Great Swifty (Edmund) says:
i love eating escargots.
or watching snails melt by putting salt on them
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
can my snail get a kelefeh role in your movie?
Great Swifty (Edmund) says:
can. no problem
30. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
val i give you snail
VaLz says:
he then kept asking me to have dinner with him lol
VaLz says:
whyyyyyyyyy
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
for you to do anything you please with it!
VaLz says:
hahaha! okay
snails are cute
31. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
jon i give you snail
j0n says:
thanks
i like snails
theyre so chill
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
ya i wish i could be as chill as snails sometimes
j0n says:
same here. bens a good example. haha
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
haha bens not chill! chill is like umm.. justin
j0n says:
haha ok bens just slow mo
32. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
ben i give you snail
ben says:
what a thoughtful gift
i give u fireball (icon of fireball i dont have)
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
yes jon says you are like a snail. so i give you
ben says:
quick thoughts slow execution thats all
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
hahahahaha dont make excuses
ben says:
how come jon talks about me, i thought he only talks about justin
33. wenqi says:
and ming is here too
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
why got nuffnang party without me!!!!
wenqi says:
what
where got
wenqi says:
he dunno i’m talking to u now
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
boss ming i give you snail
wenqi says:
hahahaha ok i go tell him when he stop talking to ur boss
wenqi says:
hahah 
boss ming give u wan! a rose
34. ».¸.·* pinkpau says:
waifon i give you snail
-waiföñ-•·.·´¯`·.·• says:
why
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
cos its an award winning snail that i would like to give to you ^_____^
-waiföñ-•·.·´¯`·.·• says:
award winning snail!!????
explain pls where got such thing wan
but thank you wor
».¸.·* pinkpau says:
it won the golden globe last year for best supporting actor !
and er it participated in the terry fox run
-waiföñ-•·.·´¯`·.·• says:
HAHAHA ok i dunno why u gave me a snail bkn relevan sangat but nvm thanks hahaha
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Of the 34 answers:
Respondents who alluded to escargot: 10
Respondents who gave a gift back in return:
- Cats: 3
- Sheep: 3
- Bat: 1
- Fireball: 1
- Tiger: 1
- Rose: 1
- Gay Guy: 1
- Another Snail: 1
Respondents who emo-ed: 2
Respondents who are Mac evangelists: 1
Respondents who didn’t know what to do and therefore laughed: 1
Respondents who didn’t know what to do and therefore changed the topic: 1
Respondents who have cruelly poured salt on snails in the past!!!!!: 2
Respondents who didn’t want my snail: 2
Respondents who are weird: 1… and that is Wong Wen-Qi. hahahaha wenqi why are you so weird!
February 23rd, 2008
what would you do with a million dollars?
i would spend it on my friends and family.
but because i’m so lazy, i’d buy all their stuff online and then get everything delivered right to their doorstep :P
i shamefully admit that i’ve never used eBay in my life and I don’t know how to :( but i do know how to use MUDAH.com.my because it’s damn easy!!! it’s like a Malaysian cyber marketplace where you can buy and sell stuff; very simple to use and extremely fuss-free. so forget hunting down people and beating traffic jams to get to the malls, MUDAH.com.my is where I’ll buy all my presents when I have a million dollars :P
behold my choice of gifts!!!
for Martian, a healthy salad shop (RM 48,000)! there is no bigger health food lover than my boyfriend. sigh. maybe if i bought him a whole salad shop, he would get sick of the health food and then we can go out and eat PROPER FOOD! like McDonalds.
for Sieutheng, a nice and vast Lot Getah (RM 135,000). You know why I know why!
for Aira, I’ll get you Draco Malfoy :D but you must share him with me!
for Ivan, another red MyVi 1.3M (RM37,000) that looks like yours, now that your younger brother has usurped your car :\
for Waimin, a Portable USB Drum Kit (RM 220) to hone that drumming talent again!
for Jovann, a wealth and protection-giving Celestial Frog!!!!!! hahahahahaha only because you already have everything and i don’t know what to give you! may the Celestial Frog give you long life and thicker angpaus this CNY :P
for all of us at 5Science1, another Bukit Jalil Bungalow (RM 2million) for us to party in now that Freddy has left for the US :( yalar yalar i know this exceeds my RM 1 million budget, but it’s a NECESSARY purchase! we all NEED this!
for my dad, a brand new Sony PSP (RM 520) cos i know you secretly want one but don’t dare to buy cos you scared ppl laugh at you
for my mum and Martian’s mum, a Mahjong and Gin Rummy Travel Set (RM 68). hahaha cos they’re both such mahjong kakis
for Martian’s dad, a Kingston 1gig USB Pen Drive! (RM 33) because he said he needed one the other day, and no person of the 21st century should live without a pendrive!
for Tall Brother, a 12-in-1 pack of tissue paper cos you use sooooooo much tissue
for Short Brother, E-Tuition for Form 3 Students! go and STUDY LAH YOU pmr this year -___-
for Timtam, actually I wanted to buy you a bass guitar but Mudah.com.my didn’t have one for sale :( so allow me to buy you a boat (RM 15,000). now you can come back to KL whenever you want
for Azlan, i’ll buy you a new Satria 1.8 GTi (RM 37,000). i know it’s not an R3, but i bet the light on this one doesn’t make buzzy sounds. hehehehe.
for Beaver, i wanted to get you a you-know-what, but then aiyah don’t have. so I found you something better! a Cyber Café!!! (RM 23,000) so you can play Dota for free everyday.
for Johanny, a Washer & Dryer for your new home!
for Hock Chuan, I’ll buy you can openers (RM 1.50 each) because every international student needs one to survive :D
for Vvens, a Canon Selphy Photo Printer (RM 300). cos I know you will put it to good use!
for Kenny, the Osim uZap (RM 450). hehehehe
for Kimberly, a Magic Hula Hoop (RM 38)! i dont know why it’s Magic… but since it’s Magic it must be better than your bamboo hula hoop :P
for Suanie, a 4-in-1 Treadmill because you want to be a lean machine but dowan to pay gym membership fees. so I bring the gym to your home!
for KY, a Nintendo Wii (RM 1,200) so you and Kimberly can play tennis until kingdom come
for Val, a Curling Iron (RM 30) so you can have curls or straight hair whenever you feel like it!
for George, a whole Recording Studio so you and your boys can jam and cut albums all day all night for totally free!
for Kiasu Andrew, Tze Ching and Hishy, an entire Carton of Milo (RM 35)!!! cos every Malaysian abroad misses their Milo Ais.
for John Leong, a Micro Soothe Portable Massager (RM 29) because you’re always so stressed. john don’t be stressed ok? now you can have massages anywhere anytime
for Wenqi, a Dell Inspiron Laptop (RM 1,200). you NEED a laptop so that Stewie doesn’t pretend to be you on MSN and try to trick incriminating statements out of us -_____-
for Skyler, a pair of Christian Dior Sunglasses (RM 150) ^____^ nice anot!
for Michelle, I’ll buy you a Lancome Black Bag (RM 65) that hopefully a cibai bird will not shit on!
for Suet Li, a REAL Gucci bag (RM 1,500) so that you don’t have to buy fake LVs and be sad when you discover its fake :(
for Stewie, here is a Sony Ericsson Bluetooth Headset (RM 120) because such bad things happen to your Bluetooth headsets all the time
for Song Jun, a bowl of Curry Mee wtf cos i know you miss curry mee. And some more it’s only RM 4!
for myself, a Toy Poodle puppy!!! (RM 800) toy poodles are so cute *tears* I only wish Mudah.com.my had a Milo Dog for sale.
and for Datuk Seri Dr Chua Soi Lek, a Mini Spy-Camera Detector!!! it blinks when there are recording devices around, so you will never be caught with your pants down again :P for only RM88!
MUDAH.com.my is seriously so freaking easy to use - i am very satisfied with my million dollar browsing! i may even consider selling some of my dresses and bags there one day. but for now, let’s all just wait for my RM 1 million to be earned so that I can buy everyone gifts :)
p/s: if anyone has cute mugs, vintage clothes or books in good condition, do put them up on Mudah.com.my!! i’m looking for stuff like that. am also looking for quirky decor items for my room at Martian’s. so go go go! do put up some of your stuff for sale, then let me know :)
January 31st, 2008
behold!!! the great photo meme!!! :D it took me FOREVER to find all the right photos, but i finally did it. i really like this meme - it brought back a lot of good memories as i sifted through all my photos :) everyone should do it; it would be lovely to see all your versions of these pictures!
START -
1. The most recent picture of you. Where was it taken, when was it taken and who took it? How was your mood?
this is Jon and i at the airport, right before Freddy left for Illinois and Jon for Canada a couple of days ago. i think it was Jin who took the picture. i was feeling sad and very numb.
2. A picture of you with a friend. Who is this friend? How did you meet him/her? How long have you known him/her?:
his name is Johann, we met at the lobby of Crown Towers Melbourne (Johanny, do you remember RONALD! hahahaha!) where he then whisked me away for gelato at Lygon Street. we’ve known each other for about 4 years :) this photo was taken on a ferry in Hong Kong.
3. A picture of you with your spouse/partner. How long have you known each other/been married/been going out?
this is the Martian and you can read his posts when he hijacks my blog over here. we’ve known each other 4 years, and have been going out for 1.5 years
4. A family picture:
us at my birthday a couple of months ago. that’s cake all over my face :\
5. A picture of you making a peace sign:
hahaha this is actually Part 2 of a 5-part series. yknow, the ‘doing 1 to 5 with fingers’ lala post thing! Alvin has the rest of my pictures over here, at the bottom of the page. Alvin i heart you always!
6. A picture of you making a yo dawg sign:
i tried very hard to find a picture of me doing a yo dawg sign, but i have to report that i do not own a SINGLE picture of me doing anything remotely like it :( i even went through my Pow Wow pictures to see if Alvo and Voon had any influence on our hand signage, but no dice.
7. A picture of you in your Halloween costume:
oh i got so many!
me as a cavewoman, 2005
me as an angel, 2006
me as Minnie Mouse, 2007
8. A picture of you on holiday. Where was it?
on a tuk-tuk in Phuket
9. A picture of you in your workplace/school:
workplace - Wenqi, Skyler, me and Michelle at the Nuffnang office. i love you girls!
school - hehe a Form 2 class photo of us 14-year-olds. spot me, spot me!
10. A picture of you in a weird or random place. Where is this place? Who took this picture?
one - atop Ivan’s car in a Seri Petaling suburb! Ivan took this picture.
two - on a washing machine that Ming keeps at the back of the Singapore Nuffnang office. hahahaha i dont know why he has a washing machine there?? Ming took this picture.
11. A picture of you on stage:
after all these years, you’d think that i’d have at least a couple of photos of myself debating or doing public speaking onstage, but i do not!!!! isn’t that weird? so here is a photo of me receiving a cert for the MPH Young Writer’s Award thingy in 2006. onstage wat, right!
12. A picture of you playing sport:
climbing a mountain is a sport! climbing a mountain is a sport! okay lah i just dont have photos of myself playing sports :( maybe it’s because i DON’T play sports. wtf why am i so lazy.
13. A picture of you with a celebrity:
nobody is more famous than Santa Claus hahahahahaha
14. A picture of you drunk:
i look very drunk in this picture, but the truth is i’d only had ONE glass of wine. sigh i’m so Chinese aren’t i! Kimberly next to me in the photo also same case wan hahaha
15. A picture of you looking mad. Why were you mad?
i wasnt actually mad! just fooling around. man it took me forever to locate a photo of me looking somewhat angry. this is the only one i have, and i wasnt even really angry.
16. A picture of you looking sad. Why were you sad?
because.
17. A picture of you looking WEIRD. Why were you looking weird?
hahahahaha isn’t this picture priceless??? Timtam and i saw this damn cool old chair at Palate Palette, the kind that old men or aunties sit on and smoke and drink beer and talk really loudly.. so this is me emulating them :P heehee this photo cracks me up every single time.
18. A picture of you wearing something strange:
HAHAHAHHAHA ANDREW DO YOU REMEMBER THIS!!! hahahahaha this is me at the Malaysian Student Leaders Summit.. wearing some ugly oversized purple coat belonging to donno who. i think Andrew has the same coat; it’s part of the uniform from the China International Synergy program.
19. A picture of you wearing formal:
one - at college before a speech i had to make
two - at a formal dinner. that’s my gorgeous cousin Eva!
20. A picture of you wearing a swimsuit:
me and the boys at ADP during a pool party at Zul’s.
21. A picture of you wearing PJs:
Kelvin and i at the Horomundi Pajama Party! doesnt Kelvin look soooooo cutesy!
22. A picture of you with an animal:
NEVER AGAIN WILL I
23. A picture of you eating or with food:
with the best food on earth!!!!
24. A picture of you in black and white:
me in my bedroom.
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i tag!
everybody!
PS : if you’ve used or are planning to use my meme, please do leave a link back :)
January 12th, 2008
2008 is so near :) i can smell it already.
and like every year, here’s my annual New Year’s Eve meme :P it’s a different one from the last 2 years - i like this new one better! and i also managed to cajole Martian into doing the meme with me… hehehehe even though he protested at first. sigh why is my boyfriend so lazy. my answers in red, his in blue. and i tag EVERYONE to do this meme cos i love reading this stuff when other people do it :D
1. What did you do in 2007 that you’d never done before?
Climbed Mt Kinabalu, went to europe, did an internship.
went to vienna and budapest. travelled on a train and bus across different countries in europe.
2. Did you keep your new year’s resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
I didnt make any last year because I was too sad. and I wont make any this year cos I’m too dazed.
never made any but self improvement isn’t dictated by dates
3. Did anyone close to you give birth?
No unfortunately :( I wish they would so I can play with babies :D
not that i know of
4. Did anyone close to you die?
No, thank God.
my hk maid, edith
5. What countries did you visit?
Hongkong, Singapore, Indonesia, Thailand, Austria, Hungary
austria, hungary, china, thailand, singapore, indonesia
6. What would you like to have in 2008 that you lacked in 2007?
Resolve, time, Mrs Fields cookies
a sense of humour
7. What dates from 2007 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
6th Oct, 3rd Nov, 1st Dec - my SAT dates. Haha I can remember them so clearly!
dec 30 cos it’s today and i can remember it well. i’ve special memories that i don’t know the dates of.
8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?
A lesser version of nirvana
quitting my old job and getting a new one.
9. What was your biggest failure?
Not sending in entries for MPH and TheCicak, not participating in ESUM, missing the deadline for the British Council convention. yes it’s been a year of many missed opportunities..
tidying my messy apartment
10. Did you suffer illness or injury?
Errr a few fever spells here and there, and I lost my voice for a few days a couple of weeks ago. nothing serious!
yes. i had a hole in my heart.
11. What was the best thing you bought?
This really nice duffel from Zara which is great for my frequent kl-sing shuttling! Lots and lots of lala socks for my dress-up days ^___^
a sofa to lounge in and a coffee table to put my legs on while lounging
12. Whose behavior merited celebration?
Beaver’s.. hahaha. Thank you for my christmas presents ^____^
the marchers of bersih and hindraf.
13. Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed?
The mainstream media, my interior designer, pak lah
fuck that
14. Where did most of your money go?
Starbucks, cab fare, birthday presents for friends and family, shoes, college application fees (gawd)
paying the rent
15. What did you get really, really, really excited about?
My birthday presents!!!! Yesterday’s chocolate cupcake with earl grey ice cream! Moving into the new singapore apartment with Martian. Going back to HK for a holiday (but tak jadi…). The opening of Pavilion and Gardens! My internship. Applying to college. Climbing Mt Kina. All those huuuuge meet-ups. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows!!!!
playing scrabulous
16. What song will always remind you of 2007?
Joshua Radin - What If You, Michael Buble - Everything
the singapore taxi phone-in music
17. Compared to this time last year, are you: a) happier or sadder? b) thinner or fatter? c) richer or poorer?
Happier, thinner, poorer
happier. fatter. richer
18. What do you wish you’d done more of?
Studying, traveling, chilling out
going out into the sun
19. What do you wish you’d done less of?
Worrying, procrastinating
lazing around wasting time
20. How did you spend Christmas?
With Martian and his family and then with my application essays :\
sleeping with my baby till lunch with my family
21. Did you fall in love in 2007?
Every single day of the year
yes. many times with the same person
22. What was your favorite TV program?
Grey’s anatomy, ANTM and gossip girl !! Heroes can go to hell.
west wing
23. Do you hate anyone now that you didn’t hate this time last year?
Two people. I really wish I hadn’t ever met them.
fuck that
24. What was the best book you read?
Never Let Me Go by Kazuo Ishiguro
i’m reading j.d. salinger’s catcher in the rye now which is pretty funny
25. What was your greatest musical discovery?
How the repeated symphony of glass breaking means that my house will eventually run out of drinking glasses unless i STOP PUTTING THEM ON THE FLOOR AND KICKING THEM OVER ACCIDENTALLY =(
the black key
26. What did you want and get?
a DSLR camera :) thank you baby.
a new job.
27. What did you want and not get?
Backpacking trip to India, my Peninsular Malaysia food roadtrip, a new wireless router for the home, deep red curtains
more time
28. What was your favorite film this year?
Atonement, Ratatouille, Shoot ‘Em Up, Hors De Prix
apocalypto
29. What did you do on your birthday and how old were you?
I did my SAT papers, I prayed for Pakistan’s elections, and I made everyone wear pink!!!! Oh I was 19 :\ so old. And I opened lotsa presents!!!!
had dinner wit my family. 25
30. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
Doing A-Levels? Joining all those competitions I’d missed out on. Being eligible for the WSDC debate.
more time in the sun
31. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2007?
Too many skirts
recklessly eclectic
32. What kept you sane?
Long drives, consolation and comfort over mcdonalds, 9pm phone calls, love.
my imaginary friend bob
33. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?
MCDREAMY!!!
fuck that
34. What political issue stirred you the most?
Lingam tape and the bocor comment by the Jasin/Kinabatangan MPs. Pak Lah resurrecting the ISA.
do you have the time? and green issues
35. Who did you miss?
Waimin
coldplay in hk
36. Who was the best new person you met?
This is a secret :P
new friends in spore
37. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2007.
Being a perfectionist is inefficient
trust yourself.
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Happy New Year, everybody :) :) :) i’ve got dinner with Martian later and then a house party at Frodo’s. i’m so excited!!! i love the holiday season. mwahhhhhs to all :)
December 31st, 2007
it is 4am and i am sitting in a mamak with my laptop, doing research for a debate i have tomorrow, oh only on the most undebatable topic ever - Is God Real? needless to say, i am out to prove that God does in fact exist. not easy in a college-student audience, but then the worthwhile things in life are never easy.
i’ve been here for about maybe 2 hours now and i STILL havent gotten anything done because i am such a procrastinator. argh just shoot me. below is one of my procrastinatory efforts, namely a meme i created for myself, because i am such a work-averse person who will never get anything done at the rate i’m going.
3 things i would do if i were PM of Malaysia :
1. lift the ban on Anwar from holding political office
2. restore press freedom in malaysia
3. abolish the NEP
3 things i would do if i were President of the US :
1. pull US troops out of Iraq
2. not say stupid things
3. watch The West Wing in my free time
3 things i would do if i were my mother :
1. not steal my daughter’s shoes
2. not steal my daughter’s clothes
3. give my daughter more money
3 things i would do if i were Martian :
1. buy my girlfriend a dog
2. watch Grey’s Anatomy with my girlfriend done!
3. layan my girlfriend when she wants to run up and down supermarket aisles squealing at Tim Tams and cutesy drinks and cereal boxes
3 more things i would do if were Martian :
1. fix up wifi in my apartment so my girlfriend can happily go online with her laptop
2. stock up my refridgerator with lots of chocolate and snacks when my girlfriend is coming over
3. stay cute and hot
3 things i would do if i were a polar bear :
1. wage war against the penguins
2. tell all the lions i am a POLAR BEAR, not a freakin FISH
3. eat fish
3 things i would do if i were a ‘famous’ malaysian blogger :
1. understand that i am not as famous as i think i am
2. not dictate what other bloggers should and should not write
3. realize that linking-politics and traffic-obsession are extremely petty things
3 things i would do if i were a DVD seller :
1. watch all the movies i peddle so i can give worthwhile opinions when customers ask me “eh this movie nice ah?”
2. not lie to customers about clarity or nonclarity of DVDs
3. dye my hair blonde, coz i can
3 things i would do if i owned a cafe :
1. hire cute waiters
2. serve the best cakes in the world
3. allow people to take photos of the place and the food, and not eye them suspiciously when they are doing so
3 things i would do if i owned a mamak stall :
1. hire staff who will correctly place ‘kurang manis’ orders and not give customers the most diabetes-inducing drinks in the world instead
2. invest in a lot of rat poison
3. not tell the customers where i really store my ice
3 things i would do if i were Ms Yani, aka Su Ann’s macroeconomics lecturer :
1. not deduct 5% from Su Ann’s final grade for being late/absent all the time
2. not deduct 5% from Su Ann’s final grade for being late/absent all the time
3. not deduct 5% from Su Ann’s final grade for being late/absent all the time
3 things i would do if i were God :
1. give Su Ann proof that i exist so that she can win her debate tomorrow
2. throw a get-together in heaven to watch Bruce Almighty
3. make pigs fly
April 16th, 2007
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