Where Is #25?

i nicked this off Jordan’s bulletin board on friendster. you’re supposed to just write whatever comes to your head when you see the questions. but i’m pretty sure Jordan cheated.

1. My ex is still:
into me

2. I am listening to:
cat power – i’ve been thinking

3. Maybe I should:
stop doing memes like this, and get my ass into the shower so that FOR ONCE i’ll actually be early for a movie…

4. I love:
the fact that when you think you really know, you are slapped in the face by the fact that you dont actually really know.

5. My best friend(s):
met Martian for the first time on my birthday

6. I don’t understand:
why boys dont understand girls. we’re so EASY to understand lah.

7. I lost:
my cool yesterday. why do people have to say inconsequential things when there are consequential things to be discussed? why do people have to be so egocentric? why do people try so hard? why do i never learn to be patient with people like them? huh? huh? huh?!

8. People say:
that The Departed (hollywood remake of the Infernal Affairs trilogy) is a good flick. omg cannot wait cannot wait…!!!

9. The meaning of my screen name is:
contrary to what the Malay Mail says, no, pinkpau is not a reference to my boobs. IT MEANS A PINK COLOURED BUN LAH, VERY DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND IZZIT

10. Love is:
a many splendoured thing! love lifts us up where we belong! all we need is love! please dont start that again.. all youuuu need is love!! a girl has got to eat! all you neeeed is love!! but she’ll end up on the street! all you need is looove-v-ev-e-v-eveee!

11. Somewhere, someone is:
waiting for me to turn up at mid valley. his name is ivan shin.

12. I will always:
remember how i tried to kiss my first crush in kindergarten after watching The Little Mermaid

13. Forever seems:
doable

14. I never ever want to:
accept boredom as part of my life

15. My cell phone :
has been dropped in a glass of water, the toilet, down 2 floors. and it has a picture of kevin and daryl as a wallpaper

16. When I wake up in the morning:
i dont actually wake up until 30 mins after that

17. I get annoyed when:
people dont like the cereal i like. wtf is wrong with you people??? capn crunch peanut butter crunch = THE BEST

18. Parties are:
good

19. My pet(s) is(are):
two brothers .. not neutered

20. Kisses are the best when:
they happen for the first time in the middle of bad movies on black sofas in living rooms in mont kiara.

21. Today I:
wore pink underwear from La Senza

22. Tomorrow I:
will probably wear the turquoise ones from Zara

23. I really want:
to camwhore with a camel in the sahara with an old married corean man

24. I want to ask:
every transexual i meet if they have watched Transamerica and what they thought about it

edit : did you know that after i blogged this, i went to my room to change so i could go meet ivan, but but but but… i fell asleep!!!!!!!! *_* so now we have to catch the 7pm movie instead of the 5pm, and postpone our dinner in the process. SORRY IVAN DONT HATE ME :( :( :( omg my lateness knows no bounds. and to top it all off, i’m going to be late for Isa’s bday thing at 8pm cos of this!

wtf and i’m still sitting here blogging. ok gotta go gotta go!

27 comments October 13th, 2006

Corea and Cellphones

remember the super cute Corean guy i mentioned here, the one who sits behind me in Algebra and who spells Corea with a C as well?!

GUESS WHAT HE GAVE ME TODAY!

he gave me a tshirt that says COREA on it! :D HAHA. how awesome is that?! following our conversation where we learnt we both spell Corea with a C, he actually went and asked his friends back in Corea to get him a tshirt with ‘Corea’ on it, and to send it over to Malaysia just for me. isnt that so thoughtful? heehee. i totally love the tshirt. and it smells like him too – it’s got his cologne all over it. yum! <3

anyway, here’s a mobile phone survey quiz meme thingie. can someone please tell me that i’m not the only weirdo who fills up memes everytime i’ve got writer’s block? it just somehow gets the mental juices flowing…

1) What is your phone brand?
Sony Ericsson – it’s the k750i.

2) What are the last 3 digits of your mobile number?
311

3) What does the 2nd message in your inbox say?
Kenny Gan asks, “Home yet?”

4) Who’s the first person who comes up under the letter M?
MAC Mid Valley

5) Who was your last missed call from?
Azlan, about an hour ago. sorry lah i was in the shower! :(

6) Who’s the last person you rang?
Azlan, cos i missed his call :P we later talked about what a depressing week it’s been for the both of us.

7) Who’s the 2nd person who comes up under D?
Daniel Lau. (who just got a tattoo on his left shoulder that says, ‘No Mind’. HUH?!?!)

8) What does the last message in your inbox say?
“Watching the match? pretty exciting.”

9) Who comes up under J?
Jak Tim, Jak Tim SG, Jamie Kang, Janice, JC, Jean Hwei, Jen Han, Jeremy Kho, Jeremy Lee, Jessica Ho (omg kevin?! i still have her number?!), Jessica Tan, Jia Hung, Jia Jen, Jia Min, Jia Yoong, Jirwan, JK, Joanne Chong, Johann, John Kam, John Leong, John Tan, Joon Keat, Jordan Chew, Jordan Tawfiq, Joseph Yap, Joshua Lee, Jovann, JR, Juen Nin, Julian Ng, Julia Lee, Justin Tay, Justin Tiew, Ju Koon, Ju Lyn (omg woman, call me!)

10) Go to your Sent Items – what does the 10th message say?
“nevermind no need already”, sent to my brother

11) Who’s the 4th person who comes up under S?
Samuel from DU .. i dont actually know his surname so it’s saved as Samuel SMKDU :P

12) Who’s your network provider?
Maxis

13) How many messages are currently in your inbox?
um there’s no way to check, i think .. unless i manually scroll and count, which i couldnt be bothered with

14) What do you have do you have as a background?
a profile picture of yours truly

15) Who’s the 2nd person who comes up under R?
Rachel Fooooooong!

16) Who do you have on speed dial 3?
my DADDY!

17) Who is the last person under P?
Ps Elijah Ong, whom i have not seen in ages

18) Who’s the first person who comes up under C?
Calvin Teng, who just got accepted into UC Berkeley on Astro scholarship. holy hell!

19) How many bars of signal do you currently have?
full signal. but it just says that. the moment i’m on the phone, it somehow doesnt sound like it’s full signal.

20) What do you have as your main ringtone?
the default Sony Ericsson ringtone. i know lah i’m so boring :(

20 comments July 6th, 2006

The Miri Trip That Will Never Be

as fate (or rather, parental overruling) would have it, i am forced to abandon all plans of attending the Miri Jazz Festival this weekend, in favour of a happy-clappy family trip to Kuching. i am not really complaining, cos i totally love these family do’s where i have to share a bathroom with my two gross brothers, but WHY cant i attend the jazz fest and then fly back down to Kuching after!!!

miriandkuchingarelikeTHISclose, okay.

okay su ann, be an understanding daughter, Family Time means all members of family must be present. mm. yes. that is true. you better believe it.

so JT will be flying to Miri alone, enjoying the music at the festival alone, eating kolo mee alone, and raiding Gua Niah alone.

… bastard.

hey why is Sarawak so happening suddenly? got Miri Jazz Fest this weekend la, next weekend got Bandfest Sarawak la, then in July got Rainforest Festival la .. walau, maybe i should just plant my butt in Sarawak forever! oh and speaking of Rainforest, is anyone going? i just got dumped by ivan cos he has school on those days :( ivan, i dont like you anymore. give me back my Chun-Li figurine!!!

anyway, cos Theophilues Tan tagged me, i am going to do this meme thing. hopefully by doing so, it will placate him enough so that he does not ever again attempt to drag me to some obscure corner of Ampang to freaking EAT A BURGER when i am in the middle of a serious conversation with an ex-boyfriend!!! you lousy bitch, did you know that the conversation was left hanging cos of you?!

36 comments May 12th, 2006

Habeas Corpus + Pointlesspinkpausurvey

despite being bogged down by superbly intense cramps and the icky bloated feeling that menstruation gives you (yeah you women know what i’m talking about. and yeah you men can go throw your celebratory parties, cos you know, IT’S NOT LIKE YOU HAVE THIS MONTHLY TORTURE CALLED THE PERIOD OR ANYTHING) i dragged my ass out of my bed to go watch Habeas Corpus at The Actors’ Studio.

and it was VERY worth it! oh man, the humour, the wit, the puns!!! i really really enjoyed myself. the play is centred around a perverted doctor with the typical cake-decorating, charity drive, garden-tea-party, sexually frustrated wife, their weird hypochondriac son, a breastless mousy female relative (sorry, didnt catch what her relation was. sister to Mdm Sexually Frustrated, i think?) and their TOTALLY ECCENTRIC FCKING AWESOME housemaid.

plot-wise, there’s not really much to say, but oh man you gotta watch this play simply for the dialogue and the acting alone. Nor Hazlin who played the housemaid was easily the star of the show, with Sabera Shaik doing an amazing job as the sexually frustrated wife. Sarah Shahrum, although not playing too big a role as Mrs Rumpers (mother of the hottie Felicity), totally commanded the stage during her scenes.

also, after watching this play, i assure you that you will never again go to see a doctor.

besides being a fantastic comedy, Habeas Corpus is also a very good commentary on our instinctive sexual nature, euphemised with many innuendoes and puns. i really liked it. oh and TODAY’S THE LAST SHOW!!! so quick, call 03-20940400 before 8.30pm to book your tickets. they still have seats. and while you’re at it, buy your tickets for the May run of Actorlympics too! i will so be there, assuming i am in town and not off gallivanting in HK with Jovann my dearest, heehee.

and because i cant sleep, i am going to sedate myself with 45 questions about .. myself, in hopes that this will put me to sleep. well. even if it doesnt put me to sleep, at least it will put YOU to sleep.

9 comments April 28th, 2006

I Dont Know Your Name

about 6 months ago i pestered all my nearest and dearest to write about me in 10 words so i could put them up on my blog for the whole world to see all the shitty things my friends say about me. hehehe they were surprisingly very compliant, and in a few days i had a very impressive collection of 10-word descriptions of me, all of which held some variant of dumbblonde or foreverlate or crazystupidfool, which tickled me to no end, but sadly i seem to have lost that list in the great big Computer Crash of October 2005. yes, you remember that crash.

so instead of bugging all my nearests and dearests once again (actually i just dont want to recall all the nasty things they said about me), i think i’ll just go with something easier and do up a list of the names and titles that some of my dear friends tag me with. so okay here goes.

Johann – Darling Wifey
Terence – Jailbait or Gorgeous, depending on what he wants from me
Booha – Pinky
Kevin – Ah Pau
Arthur – Typing Sloth
Alvin – Dumb Sloppy Virgin or Rachel McAdams Twin, depending on how nice he’s being
George – Fallout Girl
Nico – Mrs Engku
Sieutheng – Bitch
Jovann – Bitch (oh i love my best friends)
Chew – Bingbao (insert highpitched hamsap laugh)
Ian – Sei lala mui
Julian – Kiddo
Jirwan – Supplies Girl (this will never drop, ever)
Aaron – 7-11 Girl (also will never drop)
Glenn – Paupauuuuuuu
James – Princess
Chong Lam – Miss Piggydent (like, President but a pig, get it?!)
Daniel – Idiot Monkey
Eric – Mrs Hugh Grant (i LOVE this one)
Hock Chuan – Magic Girl
John – Cute Little Kitty Kat (man this is so gay)
Zaim – The Ultimate (this will be my superhero name)
Ivan The Archangel – *insert word of the day* Girl
My dad – Dumbo
My mom – LIM SU ANN!!!!
My elder bro – Woi
My younger bro – Stupid Banana / Stupid Yellow Duck
Ex bf #1 – Lou por (eeeeyeyryeyreyre GELINYA)
Will – Suey Anney
Kelvin – Chau Kong Queen
Robert – Tai Pau
Daren – Guai Mui (as in White Girl, not good girl. CHEEBAI)
Gook – Pinkpong
Mr Mani – Pink Panties (wtf)

okay lazy to think of anymore. i’m gonna go attack the box of Godivas my dad brought back.

13 comments April 6th, 2006